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Zirah:
Dream dreamer dreamest.

Hahahahaha Wat Abt Vision Visioner Visionest, Lol

[b][/b] ...Good day everyone in the house, pls i will like to work with the EFCC because i just love everything about them.
I study Criminology & Security Studies in NOUN.
Pls I wnt to knw hw to get this job with the "EFCC".

IpobExposed:
Very soon the criminal will be picked up and rearrested

When PDP was in power we did not evern hear any name like Biafra or Kalu, dat man is mad he is jst using to people for his own gain..
i jst pity those foolish igbo dat are running up and down all in the name of Biafra, if they like they should not come out of there house again it there own cup of tea, all i knw is Nigeria will forever remain. dat 419 kalu wil end up killing himself like a rat

smardray:
Rape no go do anything for this one body o

Make I Hear, She Don Meet With My Senetor Before From Kogi West Sen Dino, If Dino Hand Get This One She Go Mention Her Grandpa Name Through Out The First Round...Lol

[color=][/color] Dear sir,
I am Name is tenager, I apply to my job of security guard to
you boss in your company of ECO BANK. ...I am complete to
Sitted 7 examination certificate in 2003.My skool here...
Okingo OBE very good. ... I am 29 ears to be Bo
rn of age and no waif and no childish. My father dead long
time ago and my mother is marry in BENIN REPUBLIC
country there 10 years now, no sees her until now, so nobody
known to help me money and food and tea and drink. My
certificate is just sitting in home for itself, but passes in
Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in
English because of Ofuaku Albert teacher teaching me is
look jelous of myself. Me because wear expenses cloth and
shoe than teacher igbo. I here that people you want security
guards to your company and I...... tell you I am one of that
job experience for 2 years looking video for Rambo I, II and
III. I also shot thief dead. I want to join the company of You
and chase criminal and thief out with SMG of me. I can fight
for SMG, arrow, spear, panga, knife, stick and stones. Me
also can fight for boxing like Tyson. Please consider my
aplication very careful and call me any time because me have
hand telephone now. I am red for interview with you if you
like me. Me have no photocopy certificate because the
photocopy machine there at Niger Delta shop is a long time
and very old it can mistake spelling in the certificate, that is
why.I am very hornest and I didn't steal since I born until
now, I can speak English free. I have no very much to right I
have end here. Please also greet your wife and childish!
Yours faithfully!!!

hahahahahahahahhaha well i can't believe dis

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mmmmmmmmmmmm dis bab is jst killin it and as she dey xo i go senior am oooooh [color=#550000][/color] There is God oooh

OPEN LETTER TO SILVERBIRD.

If you think we Nigerians are Jobless or
fools,then YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!!!!!
You want the rich to get richer and the poor to get
poorer?
Even when MTN told us to "Text To Win" to win
an
Aeroplane we never did it, now you're telling us to
vote for people like: Aliko Dangote, Ngozi Okonjo
Iweala, etc as Silverbird Man Woman of the year
award Winner by texting, which will cost #50,
what is wrong with us in this country!!!!!?
For God's Sake, these people are made and
stinkingly rich and yet you ask ordinary Hustling
Citizens to still use our #50 (Money for Bread/
Akara) to vote for these people....
If they need it so badly, it should be a toll-free
texting paid by them.
We have no business with who ever is the Man of
the year, what values does that add to us or what
food does that put on the table of an ordinary
man?
If you are alive, feeding yourself and your Family,
trust me, you are THE
MAN OFTHE YEAR.
If you are taking care of your Husband very well,
training your Kids well, also your house is in order
and your Family is pleased with. you, then, you
are also
"WOMAN OF THE YEAR“

My People Wetin una think about this Matter

A wife suspected her husband for having sex with their maid, so she set a trap for the husband by sending the maid to village for weekend without telling her husband. At night, the husband told his usual story 'darling, i want to go and watch wrestling match in the sitting room.' he left. the wife silently went to the maid's room lying on the bed naked with no light, he opened the door, joined her on the bed without wasting time and without a word, he had sex with her, after the fifth round she said 'it is enough, i catch you, so this is how you used to have sex with her, you will do two rounds telling me you are tired. five rounds now, you are still demanding for more.The gateman replied. "'sorry madam na me ibro i don't know you are the one.