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Romance / Re: Difference Between Italian French ,British, American And Nigerian Relationship by Topestbilly(m): 8:48am On Apr 02, 2018
grin
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua To Pocket N10.8billion For Defeating Joseph Parker by Topestbilly(m): 5:25pm On Apr 01, 2018
Penisinpenisout:
Whats happening here? They punched him on the right side of his face but the left side samakwe

Is it you and AJ that fought with Parker?
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua To Pocket N10.8billion For Defeating Joseph Parker by Topestbilly(m): 5:22pm On Apr 01, 2018
swiz123:
smiley what are the procedures to become a professional boxer

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Religion / Re: How To Answer The Question "Where Did Jesus Say, 'I Am God, Worship Me''? by Topestbilly(m): 1:40pm On Apr 01, 2018
ibtz:


of course you are one of those who cherry picks

these are d preceding verses as part of a narration.

The Angels said, “O Mary, Allah gives you good news of a Word from Him. His name is the Messiah, Jesus, son of Mary, well-esteemed in this world and the next, and one of the nearest.
[Quran, 3:45]


He will speak to the people from the crib, and in adulthood, and will be one of the righteous.”
[Quran, 3:46]

She said, “My Lord, how can I have a child, when no man has touched me?” He said, “It will be so. Allah creates whatever He wills. To have anything done, He only says to it, ‘Be,’ and it is.”
[Quran, 3:47]

And He will teach him the Scripture and wisdom, and the Torah and the Gospel.
[Quran, 3:48]

A messenger to the Children of Israel: “I have come to you with a sign from your Lord. I make for you out of clay the figure of a bird; then I breathe into it, and it becomes a bird by Allah’s leave. And I heal the blind and the leprous, and I revive the dead, by Allah’s leave. And I inform you concerning what you eat, and what you store in your homes. In that is a sign for you, if you are believers.”
[Quran, 3:49]

“And verifying what lies before me of the Torah, and to make lawful for you some of what was forbidden to you. I have come to you with a sign from your Lord; so fear Allah, and obey me.”
[Quran, 3:50]

“Allah is my Lord and your Lord, so worship Him. That is a straight path.”
[Quran, 3:51]

When Jesus sensed disbelief on their part, he said, “Who are my allies towards Allah?” The disciples said, “We are Allah’s allies; we have believed in Allah, and bear witness that we submit.”
[Quran, 3:52]

“Our Lord, we have believed in what You have revealed, and we have followed the Messenger, so count us among the witnesses.”
[Quran, 3:53]

They (the disbelievers among the jews) planned and Allah planned; but Allah is the Best of planners.
[Quran, 3:54]

Allah said, “O Jesus, I am terminating your life, and raising you to Me, and clearing you of those who disbelieve. And I will make those who follow you superior to those who disbelieve, until the Day of Resurrection. Then to Me is your return; then I will judge between you regarding what you were disputing.
[Quran, 3:55]

i will make it simple 4 u if u dont understand, who are those who followed him? Answer: the disciples when they said "Our Lord, we have believed in what You have revealed, and we have followed the Messenger, so count us among the witnesses.”
[Quran, 3:53]

Who are those who blaspheme??

I would leave u to answer that yourself!!!



You have scattered everything now.

The bone of contention here is jesus, God ? Read my quote again.
Religion / Re: How To Answer The Question "Where Did Jesus Say, 'I Am God, Worship Me''? by Topestbilly(m): 12:20pm On Apr 01, 2018
I like the fact that you confirmed the authenticity of the Quran.

But while you were doing your research you skipped some suras which i have helped you dug out.

Maybe you can give us further explanations.

Behold! Allah said: "O Jesus! I [/b]will take thee and raise thee to [b]Myself and clear thee (of the falsehoods) of those who blaspheme; I will make those who follow thee superior to those who reject faith, to the Day of Resurrection: Then shall ye all return unto me, and I will judge between you of the matters wherein ye dispute. (3:55, Yusif Ali)


The similitude of Jesus before Allah is as that of Adam; He created him from dust, then said to him: "Be". And he was. (3:59, Yusif Ali)



That they said (in boast), "We killed Christ Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah";- but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, and those who differ therein are full of doubts, with no (certain) knowledge, but only conjecture to follow, for of a surety they killed him not. (4:157,Yusif Ali)

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Romance / Re: This is the height of friendzone(pics) by Topestbilly(m): 9:32pm On Mar 31, 2018
grin

Most guys put themselves in that position.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious/savage Memes That Will Make Your Day by Topestbilly(m): 9:24pm On Mar 31, 2018
KillerBeauty:
Dry

Like how many buckets of water will make it wet.
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious/savage Memes That Will Make Your Day by Topestbilly(m): 9:04pm On Mar 31, 2018
wink

How guys look at other girls butts when gf is around.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious/savage Memes That Will Make Your Day by Topestbilly(m): 9:04pm On Mar 31, 2018
Thunder fia you and ya friends Diaa!

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Politics / Re: Bauchi Youths Stage A Rally In Support Of Buhari's Continuity (Photos) by Topestbilly(m): 4:41pm On Mar 31, 2018
The #500 you people collected won't last for 4hours. Most of them have taken Tramadol to convert their hunger and anger to strength.

In lagos We all know how they engage in tedious and hard labour in exchange for food money. How will they've sense?

THE FUTURE OF THE NORTHERNERS IS WORRISOME.

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Goes Topless In New Ad by Topestbilly(m): 3:39pm On Mar 31, 2018
doctorkush:
Pls how can I swipe her hands aside from my phone

Type "SWIPE" to 666 in the comment box and wait for 84hours.

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Goes Topless In New Ad by Topestbilly(m): 3:37pm On Mar 31, 2018
shocked
Food / Re: A Nairalander Bought This Big Fish To Celebrate His Easter by Topestbilly(m): 3:17pm On Mar 31, 2018
Manz, see how you wan waste broodstock.

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Food / Re: A Nairalander Bought This Big Fish To Celebrate His Easter by Topestbilly(m): 3:13pm On Mar 31, 2018
Boyooosa:
Bought or caught? Look much of a fisherman than one that could buy that luxury for easter.

Aaahh!
God will forgive you of this sin you've committed.
Religion / Re: Good Friday: 7 Catholic Devotees Nailed To Cross In Philippines (photos) by Topestbilly(m): 9:48pm On Mar 30, 2018
Bluffly:
Nailed and no blood
We have cleaned the blood. cheesy
Travel / Re: Photos Of Ikeja Bus Terminal, Lagos That Will Be Commissioned By Buhari by Topestbilly(m): 8:43pm On Mar 27, 2018
Bus terminal, like airport... kudos

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Romance / Re: #interesting......what's Your View?? by Topestbilly(m): 10:04pm On Mar 23, 2018
House fellowship
Education / Re: Anytime I Smoke Weed This Is What Happens by Topestbilly(m): 9:40pm On Mar 23, 2018
undecided

Nothing unusual will happen to you just that your life span might be shorten and who need a future health when you've gotten your weed?

When you eventually kick the bucket sef you won't be carrying lighter upandan again cos anywhere you turn to in Hell you see fire to light up your weed.

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Romance / Re: Ugandan Policemen Arrest Teenage Lovers Having Sex After Raiding Hotel (Photos) by Topestbilly(m): 4:34pm On Mar 21, 2018
Why the guy forming like he's "dead" @ the first pix sef!

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Returns Kidnapped Dapchigirls, 5 Dead - Sahara Reporters by Topestbilly(m): 8:51am On Mar 21, 2018
So you want to use adoption and rescue to gain ground ahead of 2019 abi?

We are not falling for it.

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Air Force Plane Crashes In Kaduna State (Photos) by Topestbilly(m): 8:19am On Mar 20, 2018
goslowgoslow:

Go and sit down! Accidents happens everywhere.

If u don't know something u shut ur filthy g'tter m¤uth up, okay?

Ordinary comprehension u can't do, b le'king a$$es upandan u hear?

Generally is it well with this country from ur open but can't $ee ey's.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Air Force Plane Crashes In Kaduna State (Photos) by Topestbilly(m): 8:50pm On Mar 19, 2018
embarassed


Who we offend for this country?

God rescue this nation please.

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Crime / Re: Man Murdered And Set Ablaze In His Farm In Delta (Graphic Photo) by Topestbilly(m): 1:24pm On Mar 19, 2018
Caustics:
angry rip.

he is only wearing boxers so he must have been committing adultery with a farmers wife in the bush.

the husband caught them and used machete to aim for his joystick but missed and ended up disemboweling the man.

he then inflicted several machete wounds on him and set him able ablaze to cover his tracks and make it seem like fulani herdsmen

Smh

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Politics / Re: Bola Shagaya Stuns At The Wedding Of Her Son Seun Bakare To Oludamilola Osinbajo by Topestbilly(m): 10:43pm On Mar 18, 2018
7.4 million undecided

So how much the wedding gan gan cost
Crime / Re: Soldiers Arrest 6 Herdsmen Destroying Farmland In Benue by Topestbilly(m): 9:20pm On Mar 18, 2018
Fear not, uncle is coming to get you out.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Gambia Will Collapse Without Nigerian Professionals – Gambia Vice President by Topestbilly(m): 2:39pm On Mar 16, 2018
pinpinkay:
All this ones will just come nd be whynin us in Nigeria .. dat was how george weah of Liberia too was sayin dat time ... grin grin grin tongue

You're minding them sef
Politics / Re: Muslim Group Hails Jonathan, Blames Northern Governors For Being Indifferent by Topestbilly(m): 9:29am On Mar 16, 2018
Pope22:
Please what is almajiri system? Can someone please explain to me?

Go back and read the main post
Politics / Re: Muslim Group Hails Jonathan, Blames Northern Governors For Being Indifferent by Topestbilly(m): 9:28am On Mar 16, 2018
The first time this group will say something reasonable.

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Romance / Re: Female Fans Go Gaga Over Actor Bolanle Ninalowo’s Shower Photo by Topestbilly(m): 10:06pm On Mar 14, 2018
RuthDaniels:
Hot body smiley

Cute lips smiley

Horrible tattoos angry

Terrible Marital status cry

Be dragging other people's body structure with them, bo ya it's your body.
Romance / Re: I Want A Male Bestie by Topestbilly(m): 9:42pm On Mar 14, 2018
Specification please

Friend with mutual benefit or just hand bag.

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Gifts Man $1000 To Secure Accommodation In Ghana (Photos) by Topestbilly(m): 4:55pm On Mar 14, 2018
Ralphdan:
By next year the rent will be up again.
Hope we don't see your face again by then.

So if u ar given $1000 to secure an apartment, you'll go ahead to get a house that worth the exact amount?

Don't let wenger hear this.

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