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kilode100:
Ok.
I wanted to give head to a guy and I noticed that his blokos stinks. Lord knows when last he washed his prick... Should I now conclude that every blokos smells?

Btw, I have been told that smelly pussy is very sweet and I haven't washed mine for two weeks now but It hasnt started smelling I intend to observe it for more week and see what it smells like.

Guys, go ahead, bang, suck and screw the damn pussies coz they are highly " proteinious"

it happened to me, I got her naked and all I could smell was her pussy. I gotta run outta the room... I hate smelling.. Kitty..

Handsome and Gallant Soldier

Godbless 9ja

[quote author=Tolzeal post=34362188][/quote]na soo o,I wanted to buy something on Jumia,yesterday and they told me I can't do POD in my school(lautech)which is not suppose to be,so I went to Konga and we made a deal am getting my stuff b4 friday.....#teamKonga

WoW!!!!!!!

ademos32:
baba no dey confuse pple joor I dnt choose lautech last year and I was admitted,although lautech won't give u d course u choose,if u wan hear I dnt even have upto 200,na 187 I score for jamb...and 50 in post utme

maybe,lautech is 180 and the op put 150,you have to pray I have a friend that score 59 and wasn't admitted

winningbt:
Ladoke Akintola University will never accept it,even they won't accept anything less than 200

leave them ,I just sit down dey look dem,lautech ke

Nigerians, also find it hilarious when
power supply lasts over 24hrs and is not
interrupted..Gbese ree oo

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ggrin:
#babanowthatyouarethere arrest all the yahoo boys

Namely:
Kingtom
Vjsmiles
Naijaboiy

shey dix guy in not madt?.if dem arrest wetin we go dey chop,wear,ride...abeg stop that tin

A policeman slapped me but I Jejaed..

sinaj:
I cant do without weed nd fone

me tooo bae nd water tho

Lol,well my d**k bend but not that bend tho*wink*

EdCure:
Do you mind telling us some few things that he said?
Thank you!

. I left dere ni but heard him say something about Military and arresting people sha

Make una do dull am oooo,GEJ use singlet bullet proof

Applaner:
op, u self......



u get mind to snap DAT kind pic o














BT, how did robbers rob 3 banks uninterrupted





chei!!!!!!!!!!!

na 4 banks dem dey rub

Am in Owo town many people died,more than 25 people except police,and there were all shouting Allahu Aku Bau.

mytime24:
stop dat tin u're takin



#notgud4U

don't knw what to say,dey are all shouting Allahu Aku bau.and they also ask if you are a christian or muslim before shooting

mytime24:
stop dat tin u're takin



#notgud4U

don't knw what to say,dey are all shouting Allahu Aku bau

focus7:
OPC boys on rampage, thanks to Jonathan.

oga, no be small tin ooo,dem dy talk say Allahu Alku bau

alsudaes1:
Channels TV reports that several commercial banks in Owo, Ondo state attacked by Robbers. . .many fatalities and injuries reported.
It is also reported that one of the Commercial banks has been set ablaze.

Oh boi,na like 25 people die ooooo
picture coming sooon,don't know how to upload picture......whatapp..07035946989.

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abeg wetin be the code and shey he fit work for my iphone4s?

Abeg shey dix code fit work for my iphone4s.and of dere is any cheaper code.please lemme know.

toniecutie: [/color]. I am a young girl who loves smiling,shying away from guys eyes and helping others. I am pretty and curvy but dont like showing it so i dress real decent but cute too. When am with guys they struggle to get my attention and rely on me for support. Any guy i meet respect me and even asks me out because they say they really like me and enjoy my company. But when i come with my sexy friend they all crazy and no one cares about me anymore. So i want to know who guys like the most: cute or sexy girls.

Me likey decent and hot girls

toniecutie: [color=#006600]. I am a young girl who loves smiling,shying away from guys eyes and helping others. I am pretty and curvy but dont like showing it so i dress real decent but cute too. When am with guys they struggle to get my attention and rely on me for support. Any guy i meet respect me and even asks me out because they say they really like me and enjoy my company. But when i come with my sexy friend they all crazy and no one cares about me anymore. So i want to know who guys like the most: cute or sexy girls.

Me likey decent and hot girls

coolestboy: Friends and Colleagues wot do u think??

In 1985, IBB was the president of Nigeria and our teachers told us that Buhari was the former Head of state. Our teacher also called us "the leaders of tomorrow" 27 years later, IBB and Buhari are still contesting for Presidency. Its either our teacher lied to us about being the leaders of tomorrow. Or tomorrow is yet to come. Who's fooling who?

In 1983, Bamanga Tukur was the Governor of the defunct Gongola State (now Adamawa & Taraba) and 30 years later, he is today the Chairman of the ruling Party, The PDP.

Dr. Bello Halliru was commissioner in the Old Sokoto State (now Sokoto, Kebbi & Zamfara) and 33 years after he is today Minister of Defence.

Major General David Mark(rtd) was the military governor of Niger State in 1984 and 28years later he is today the Senate President.

Gov. Murtala Nyako was the governor of Niger State in 1976 and 36years later he is today the Governor of Adamawa State.

Ogbonnaya Onu was governor of Abia State in 1992 and 20years after he is today the National Chairman of ANPP.

Gov. David Jonah Jang was the governor of Benue State in 1985 and 27years after he is today the governor of plateau state.

And Martins Elechi the Ebonyi State Governor is over 80 years old! Only in Nigeria is this possible, where the youth of today have no hope into the future! From strike in health sector, to the labour, to judiciary, to Education and today our students are home lavishing!

Please, from these whole political scenarios, are we (d youths) truly d leaders of tomorrow?

Let Nigerian youths come to an alliance and fight for the unborn. We can't continue like this. Pass it to everyone if you believe in the NIGERIA DREAM. Let’s tell them ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

SHARE this till they see it. It’s a good place to start...
What do u think?

Dsenator cares!

.The present leaders are also the leaders of tomorrow