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Guy! You dey fall my hand wella o. Wetin dey do you na?
You can get her off your head even when the answer is very simple & with you.
Bro, no waste time because e fit kill you o. Just cut off your head and definitely she won't be in the head again. E go pain you o but life still continues. Minus one to Nigerian problem.

It's 100% scam. The hotel exists, yes. But the mail you got was from fraudsters. How'd I know, right? Listen...
Their corporate mail is ...@radissonblu.com not outlook.com
Check the mail you got. It will tell you that they'll facilitate your visa process- did you apply for a job outside Nigeria?
To cut long story short. I applied via careerslip & got same mail some time last month. I googled, got the hotel's number and called, I was transfered to the hr who told me to check the mail address. In the process, I googled more and discovered more.
Bottomline... It's big scam. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR MAYBE, MONEY

I was interviewed by a popular company and scaled thru to the final level where I was supposed to meet with the md but for his tight schedule (so they claimed on that fateful day), my appointment with him was postponed. In the words of the senior hr personnel, "I'o sorry for taking your time but as you can see, the md's really busy but we'll get back to you."
E don reach 3 months now o. I took the bull by the horns and mailed the hr manager. He replied after a day saying he thot they'd got back to me as the position has been filled.
Now, I keep asking myself where I got it all wrong. I felt like crying o but tears no gree come out instead I begin laugh. That kind painful laugh wey dey comot tears.

the problem's you've seen too many foreign movies. we're talking about nigerian girls who have seen alot of nollywood movies, and you know nollywood teaches.

just walk up to her with a stern look & tell her...
hey, wetin be ur name sef? see eh, as i dey look you, just dey follow me now odawise i go burn ur papa house.
i bet with a 100k, she'll follow you very quickly. it has worked for me many time.
rememba sha o, don't laf or luk scared, odawise, na slap you go get o

A mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
“What happened ?” she asks anxiously.
“What happened! I’ll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip. I get home, and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife, with a guy in our marital bed!
This is unforgiveable, the end of our marriage. I’m done. I’m leaving forever!”
“Calm down, calm down!” says his mother-in-law. “There is something very odd going on here. My daughter would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I’ll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened.”
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
”I told you there must be a simple explanation...she didn’t receive your E-mail !”

The only c*ck in the churchyard was missing and the reverend father was worried as it meant no eggs or more chickens from the hens. So he decided to announce it during the Sunday service, and it went thus
Father: Who has seen my co*k?
Some women in the church stood up.
Father: No, that's not what I meant. I mean, who has seen the c*ck in this church?
Half of the women stood up.
Father: No. I mean, who has seen a co*k that does not belong to him?
All the men and women in the church stood up.

justhelp: OP so because all motorist was stop because one unless id..ot was coming then u translate that to lagos stand still for Jonathan, anyway it was forceful stand still. people are not aware that Jonathan was coming so he less popular in Lagos compare to BRF

we nigerians should learn. mr president deserves our respect for one of the following reasons, he's old enough to be our father (most of us the youths); being the president, he's father to all; the bible exhorts us to respect our leaders; finally, we're africans, people with culture & respect for our elders. calling an elderly person and president of a big country an I*iot is totally rude.