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RomanceSex Doll Samantha Breaks Down After Heavy Massage By Customers by Towncrier247(op): 5:45am On Sep 28, 2017
This is very funny, not long ago there was a story on Nairaland frontpage in which a Japanese man declared that he prefers intimacy with his sex doll to his beautiful wife. As shocking as that sounded, it is only a reflection of how fast the preference for sex dolls are taking over the world.
One of the world's most popular sex doll, Samanth, an interactive sex doll(robot) in which men can romance freely, cost a staggering $3,500.

According to the report by the developer, Samantha is even more preferred than prostitutes. She was developed by Sergi Santos from Barcelona, Spain.

Just recently she was taken to an electronics fair for exhibition in Austria. However several guys at the exhibition couldn't hold themselves well as they fondled and massaged Samantha aggressively. Due to the heavy touching and mounting she was badly manhandled as the men broke her two fingers and limbs.

Unfortunately, the interactive sex doll is presently undergoing repairs after visitors left the robot 'heavily soiled' with broken limbs.
'The people mounted Samantha's breasts, her legs, and arms. Two fingers were broken. She was heavily soiled. People can be bad. Because they did not understand the technology and did not have to pay for it, they treated the doll like barbarians.'

According to Mr. Santos, he said the robot had to be sent back in a parcel to Barcelona for repairs and cleaning, adding that 'Samantha can endure a lot, she will pull through.'

With this wave of sex robot take-over, what is going to become of our women if this trend finally gain ground in Nigeria?

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/popular-sex-doll-samantha-finally-breaks-down-after-a-lot-of-customers-heavily-massaged-the-breasts

CrimeRe: Man Driving SUV Dropping Unconscious Lady By Road Side At Night In Kenya (pics) by Towncrier247(op):
CrimeMan Driving SUV Dropping Unconscious Lady By Road Side At Night In Kenya (pics) by Towncrier247(op): 5:11pm On Sep 27, 2017
The driver of this Car KCB 697T dumped an unconscious lady, by the road side at Roysambu, Kenya and he's currently on the run.

While taking, the driver realised people were taking photos, he got out of the car pretending to be a concerned citizen, with the Commotion, he
managed to take off... Share this widely so we can catch this man.

The lady has been taken to hospital by good Samaritans, While police continues to look for the driver of the car.

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/man-driving-suv-pictured-dropping-unconscious-lady-by-road-side-at-night-pics

RomanceRe: Zimbawean Men Rub Their Manhoods Over Other's Spouse, Fight Breaks Out(photos by Towncrier247: 4:34pm On Sep 27, 2017
Lalas247:
Exactly but unfortunately it's not the case ..

Just scroll through romance section .. no guy talking about making money or bettering themselves .. all they do is tell ladies how to live according to them, or start bs topic "I met this girl we banged so this morning bla bla bla " and bashing or putting ladies down
Yet 70% bank account looking depressed ...
Just look at that photo do they look like business men n ceo's with morals n are responsible humans .. look at it and tell me what u see grin
That's why u see most pre wed pics are not romanceland Guys
you expect finance to be discussed on romance section? Whatever happens to Finance section
Foreign AffairsRe: Ugandan Lawmaker Put Up For Sale On OLX After Urinating On Govt Property (photos by Towncrier247(op): 4:15pm On Sep 27, 2017
Lalas247:
Looking like banana grin
Epic comment
Foreign AffairsRe: Ugandan Lawmaker Put Up For Sale On OLX After Urinating On Govt Property (photos by Towncrier247(op):
Foreign AffairsUgandan Lawmaker Put Up For Sale On OLX After Urinating On Govt Property (photos by Towncrier247(op):
Honourable Ibrahim Abiriga, a famous member of the Ugada's Parliament has been put up for sale on OLX and he is affordable...lol.

The Arua Municipality representative was spotted days ago urinating on the wall fence of Ministry of Finance building.

The legislator admitted that he indeed urinated on the wall because the call of nature got the better of his bladder. So he was forced to park his yellow Volkswagen and pee along the street.

“I was badly off”, he told The Observer. "Should I have kept the urine on myself? What is the problem with that?"

According to The Observer, he blamed media for spreading a hopeless pictures showing him urinating.

Meanwhile, Abiriga is famous for his love of the colour Yellow. The MP's life is colourfully painted in yellow.

He has a yellow car, loves wearing yellow neckties, stockings, caps, clothes, uses yellow bed sheets, sits on yellow chairs.

It is even said that his underwears are also yellow.

Check him out in other photos fighting with another Parliament member over God knows what...

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/ugandan-lawmaker-put-up-for-sale-on-olx-after-urinating-on-govt-property-photos

Foreign AffairsRe: Julienne Sassou Nguesso's Sextape Leaked By Her Boyfriend by Towncrier247(op): 11:30am On Sep 27, 2017
NOC1:
Where is the damn tape, or link. If you don't have it close this damn info
still working on it.Chill
Foreign AffairsRe: Julienne Sassou Nguesso's Sextape Leaked By Her Boyfriend by Towncrier247(op): 11:23am On Sep 27, 2017
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Foreign AffairsRe: Julienne Sassou Nguesso's Sextape Leaked By Her Boyfriend by Towncrier247(op):
Foreign AffairsJulienne Sassou Nguesso's Sextape Leaked By Her Boyfriend by Towncrier247(op): 11:22am On Sep 27, 2017
The entire Congo Brazaville media is currently buzzing with a a scandal that has hit the first family. The Congolese President daughter, Julienne Sassou Nguesso, is currently embroiled in a sextape scandal.The lady who is married has a boyfriend on the side.According to the media over there,the boyfriend asked her for $50,000 and when she refused,he resorted to blackmailing her by releasing videos of their sexcapade.

The 50 years old pretty and chubby,just in June this year was indicted in corrupton charges in France over the purchase of a mansion valued at $ 3.4million in the swanky Paris Suburb of Neuilly Sur Seine just North of the Ritzy 16th arrondissement, according to judicial source..

Julienne is an insurance agent by profession while her husband is a lawyer.

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/boyfriend-of-married-congo-brazaville-presidents-daughter-leaks-their-sextape

CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija's Fifty Repeatedly Pregnant For Mr.2kay (photo) by Towncrier247(op): 10:15am On Sep 27, 2017
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CelebritiesBbnaija's Fifty Repeatedly Pregnant For Mr.2kay (photo) by Towncrier247(op): 10:15am On Sep 27, 2017
This is according to instanlog9ja...
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Gifty and Mr. 2kay allegedly expecting their first child. What we know for now
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Last week, we got a report that ex BBNaija contestant, Gifty, is expecting a child and the pregnancy belongs to her estranged ex, Mr 2Kay. We also heard that she has been holed up at her mom's house in Badagry, Lagos. .
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Our source, who is a friend to Gifty's mom's neighbor, said she was shocked when she stumbled on Gifty at her mom's place. She, however, said she couldn't get a picture. .
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Meanwhile, Gifty recently stepped out with actress Rosaline Meurer, and she looks pregnant indeed. As of this time, we can't categorically state that Mr. 2Kay is responsible for the pregnancy.

RomanceRe: 24yr old Model With Biggest Butt Implant Set For Guinness Book Of Records (Pics) by Towncrier247(op):
Romance24yr old Model With Biggest Butt Implant Set For Guinness Book Of Records (Pics) by Towncrier247(op):
A 24-year-old Swedish model, Natasha Crown is set to break the Guinness book of records for getting the biggest butt implants ever.

Natasha who is completely addicted to Surgery is said to have previously had three Brazillian butt lifts, where fat was taken from other parts of her body and injected into the buttocks.

Following her recent operation, the woman’s butt now measures 72 inches from the previous 70inch backside.

Speaking with Daily Mail, the plus-size model who had her first procedure at the age of 20, says she feels Hot with herself whenever she 'feel all the jiggling, jiggling, jiggling' while walking in the street.

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/24yr-old-model-with-biggest-butt-implant-set-for-guinness-book-of-records

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RomanceRe: Is There Any Guy Who Wants To Chat With You Without Anything Attached These Days by Towncrier247: 12:57pm On Sep 25, 2017
is there any lady who just wants to chat with you without asking you for something (especially material things) eventually?
CrimeRe: Lady Gets Armed MOPOL To Beat Up Man Who Deceive People With Her Products (Pics) by Towncrier247(op):
CrimeLady Gets Armed MOPOL To Beat Up Man Who Deceive People With Her Products (Pics) by Towncrier247(op):
A woman who goes by the Instagram handle "hermajestyskincare" has hired a MOPOL to deal with a man she accused of stealing her photos to market his own products.While the identity of the victim of her jungle justice is not known, she has threatened to deal with other people using her photos..However, this man got the beating of his life as the MOPOL gave him serious weeping on the head with "Koboko", horse whip.

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/woman-gets-soldier-to-beat-up-man-for-using-her-photo-too-sell-his-product

RomanceRe: Stay Away From My Wife-husband Calls Out Man Toasting His Wife On Facebook by Towncrier247(op):
crazy and funny AF

See Pics of the man who is planning to "eat" his wife here>> http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/stay-away-from-my-wifehusband-calls-out-man-toasting-his-wife-on-facebook
RomanceStay Away From My Wife-husband Calls Out Man Toasting His Wife On Facebook by Towncrier247(op):
.This guy called Suleimani has blasted a man who has been luring his wife to sex. According to Suleimani, Sang has been seducing his wife by sending her romantic messages on facebook. He snooped his wife’s phone and found the evidence.

“His name is Ben Sang on Facebook I don't know why he is so silly, Coming into my wife's inbox and sends her messages requesting her to be his girlfriend"


http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/stay-away-from-my-wifehusband-calls-out-man-toasting-his-wife-on-facebook

PetsRe: Woman Declared Wanted With Reward After Doing This To A Dog (photos) by Towncrier247(op): 9:44am On Sep 25, 2017
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PetsWoman Declared Wanted With Reward After Doing This To A Dog (photos) by Towncrier247(op):
As posted by a South African. So when she is located, what will happen? See the poster below:

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/woman-declared-wanted-with-reward-after-doing-this-to-a-dog

FamilyRe: Lady Announced Her Sister Was Missing But She Was Busy In The Bedroom With Men by Towncrier247(op):
FamilyLady Announced Her Sister Was Missing But She Was Busy In The Bedroom With Men by Towncrier247(op):
This lady announced that her sister had gone missing on social media and requested anyone with information on her whereabouts to contact her but she was busy having fun with men. One of the guys whom she was frolicking with shared a photo of her later,saying;

"Tell the family she is ok"

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/lady-announced-her-sister-was-missing-but-she-was-busy-in-the-bedroom-with-men

RomanceRe: Underaged Prostitutes Take Over Zimbabwe Bushes, Lure Passersby For Sex (Photos by Towncrier247(op):
RomanceUnderaged Prostitutes Take Over Zimbabwe Bushes, Lure Passersby For Sex (Photos by Towncrier247(op): 3:07pm On Sep 19, 2017
According to popular Zimbabwean news portal, H-Metro,....

Multitudes of young Harare prostitutes, some below double digit age, have once again intensified their operations in the forests adjacent the flyover along Seke road making it virtually their fortress.


Without any degree of shame, they openly solicit for sex from members of the opposite sex using explicit words to lure clients, which makes any normal member of the opposite sex stop and listen.

"Iwee, wambosv.... here nhasi, irika riri pano" (Hey, have you had sex today, come get some) Shockingly enough, their charges rate from as low as 25 cents".

This reporter stumbled upon the unusual occurrence when she was on an assignment somewhere near their sphere of influence. They quickly mistook her for a new prostitute who had come to invade their territory.

"Iwe hure iwe, inda unosv... kwaunosienda. Akuudza kuti tiri kuita mari kuno uku ndiani (You prostitute, go and operate at your usual workplace, who told you that we are making a killing here), said a clearly agitated prostitute, later identified as Ayanda.

Sensing danger, this reporter quickly responded to the authoritative vulgar before hiding at a place where they could not see her to listen to some of the juicy secrets and the bush prostitution lingo "Ini ndirikumhanya mushika shika vasikana, chero coin pa short time ndiri kutora nokui zvinhu zvakadhakwa" (Things are not quite rosy at the moment, so I am operating on rush hour mode, even coins for a quickie, I collect), said another lady who appeared to be pregnant and was being referred to as Scolar.

H-Metro also learnt that there are two distinctive areas of operations for the sex workers. They use the railway lines which lead to the NRZ Harare main station, but, according to some of the prostitutes, that base is not that productive at the moment. "Kunjanji kwakadhakwa mazuvano (There is no business at the railway lines at the momen) quipped one identified as Tanaka

The bush area seems to be a sanctuary for muggers and fugitives as well. The bush adventure ended as soon as a middle aged young man entered the scene and was
informed that a new prostitute (referring to me) wanted to operate at their place and they had to chase her away."Riripi hure iroro ndiris....." (Where is that prostitute so that I may have her myself), said the scar faced man who seemed a captain of some sorts of the hoods.That statement scared this reporter out of her senses and she ran back to civilization

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/underage-prostitutes-takes-over-zimbabwe-bushes-lures-passersby-for-sex

RomanceRe: Etinosa Idemudia Dances Beyonce's 'Single Ladies' With Bare-Breasted Old Women by Towncrier247(op):
RomanceEtinosa Idemudia Dances Beyonce's 'Single Ladies' With Bare-Breasted Old Women by Towncrier247(op): 4:11pm On Sep 15, 2017
Comedian and Nollywood actress Etinosa Idemudia took to her Instagram page to share a video of herself dancing with bare-breasted elderly women while singing Beyonce's Single Ladies on set. The women looked like they were having fun and didn't appear to mind that the cameras were recording them.

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/videonigerian-actress-dances-beyonces-single-ladies-with-barebreasted-old-women

Music/RadioRe: Lil Ameer Hassan Is Dead, To Be Buried Today by Towncrier247: 3:50pm On Sep 15, 2017
Rest In Peace
RomanceRe: I Was Reborn When You Kissed Me-heartbroken Guy Reminisced On Facebook (pics) by Towncrier247(op):
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RomanceI Was Reborn When You Kissed Me-heartbroken Guy Reminisced On Facebook (pics) by Towncrier247(op):
A Nigerian guy has cried out on Facebook after he remembered his ex who dumped him.The young man who is barber, shared loved up photos with the girl while he poured out his heart to his Facebook friends.

CrimeRe: See The Little Girl Abducted And Raped By 70yr Old Man In Borno by Towncrier247(op): 1:32pm On Sep 15, 2017
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