₦airaland Forum

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folks, kindly desist from dropping place names and people names anyhow, we do not want to hear of another kidnapping or any crap from any quarters plz.

Thanks as you comply.

If you were give such an assignment as your job duties, ask for another one.

tbaby123:
Any Oct 30 born here?, I am looking for a birthdaymate

check threads like these:

https://www.nairaland.com/2640441/meet-october-birthday-mates-here

https://www.nairaland.com/1467554/only-oct-born-pls

https://www.nairaland.com/2632546/strictly-fun-birthday-mates

yinkarh187:
lol... We were just talking nd it lead to dat... Wats ur answer na

this is ghoulish.

Are you trying to marry a widow or widower?

Will read up on TSA.

kaeforum:
How did they insult Nigeria, by telling the truth. Abi u follow hyde the money?

The headline shows the reader is expected to be of low iq.

Thanks for letting us know.

This is like calling somebody and they never call back.

Just saying.

October

Usually, Africans ( read Nigerians) see western logic (read white logic) as very foreign and diametrically opposed to African syncretism.

why is this so?

Mogidi:
Many of us are not on the payroll of APC as well.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2921592_cramjonesstopics20150608101621_png90070f4133b174b91f1c11baace97c8e

You should be the last person advising us about morality.

nlers and their ability to bookmark threads. . . . . . . . . . . . . na wa for una.

but, cramjones, what's your response to this?

maestroferddi:
One thinking Nigerian among the sea of serial carry-over students...

your point being?

sukkot:
let me break this down for you

THE SARCASM IS SHE HAS STOLEN 13 BILLION POUNDS, WHY NOT BUY THE WHOLE HYDE PARK, AS OPPOSED TO TRYING TO BUY ONE HOUSE IN HYDE PARK BECAUSE 13 BILLION POUNDS CAN ACTUALLY BUY THE WHOLE HYDE PARK '

oh please.


claiming the whole park is being bought, is just the usual half baked humour indulged in by/for Nigerians, especially nairalanders.

sensational story titles, then fizzles out after a while.

classic red herring.

sukkot:
I was not born in nigeria and do not reside in nigeria BUT i am nigerian

isn't that debatable, lolz.

WIZGUY69:
quote me anywhere

because?

nduchucks:
1)What is your opinion about encroaching, by you people, on the grazing paths and areas they've used for hundreds of years. This encroachment is quite inhumane, you'd agree.

2)What's your opinion about the looting of the treasuries by your Governors and past ministers which have resulted in the deaths of 167,000 people on roadways which could have been built and maintained with the looted monies?

let me stop here for now. dolo

are you Fulani?

Are you Nigerian?

your first sentence belies both assumptions.

seems you are typing for fun or something else.

hope it appreciates at some point.

SirWere:
From my survey of the 3 major tribes (hehehehehe) this is my conclusion.
Note - This is a rating of the AVERAGE person, subjects were studied at a club, movie theater and Church.

Yoruba Girls -
Face: 5/10
Asset: 7.5/10
Attitude: 6.5/10
Elasticity of heart : 2 to 3 months

Ibo Girl -
Face : 8/10
Asset : 3.5/10
Attitude : wildly varies but average is about 5.1/10
Elasticity of hearts : 1.5 to 3 months

Hausa/Fulani girls:
Unfortunately, we couldn't find much suitable prospects so our projections are based on only 5 girls
Face - 3.1/10
Assets- 6.5/10
Attitude : Unknown
Elasticity of heart : 6 to 8 months

Delta girls :
Face - 9/10
Assets - 7.5/10
Attitude - 2/10
Elasticity of hearts : Most varied from 2 weeks to 6 months buh the average is about 2 months.


Elasticity of hearts : How quickly they bounce back after a break up.

you dey kill people ni?

mamagee3 and her lucrative spying work.

if you call someone and they don't call you back, then keep calling I guess, even if you have to call infinitely (caveat emptor).

perhaps something was wrong with their phone.

IamforGod:
Sex itself is somewhat disrespectful Hehehehehe.

when you're not married.

^ did he really say that.

^ did he really say that.

and did you really go to any church.

post in family section for responses.

how am my supposed to know?

one can visualize an invisible nairaland monitor/teacher standing over the thread or perhaps at the op's back with a whip.

I've heard of it but I've never been there.

is that where they say people give speeches? There was something about it in the English primer back in those days, I think.

very hard not to embrace technology.

responsible browsing is what I believe folks should be watching out for, not projecting stuff.

tolerance is a virtue.

even if you feel your husband doesn't deserve your respect, it's still wrong to dash it to the pastor and besides by so doing, you are also bringing the pastor to the level you assigned your husband, lose-lose situation for everybody involved including the woman.

However, for couples who see the word "respect" as terribly old fashioned and out of touch with the modern world, use whatever nomenclature implies the same in your lingo.

Yoruba clothing.