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mencade5: hahaha...u don come ooo. U don forget say na u say make i cool down for all these girls?

Well, we have different department in this ministry. You do research work on ladies beguility, rigamortis encouraged magaed guys that there is hope while i deal with the ladies directly, blocking every of their weapon agaonst us with my ''iron dome'' of verbal repellant.

Hahaha

rigarmortis: the key to not becoming a maga is to make sure you get sometime in return or dump her, in other words, if her love for you is suspect, you have two choices, hump or dump, if you choose to dump, do it in an offhand manner without showing you are hurt, like getting rid of a used condom.

however if you choose to hump, never pay more than reasonable and also never seem too eager to get "it", another key is to never send money in absentia, sometimes even when you are in a relationship with a girl, sending money in absentia can make her get used to fun in your absence, let her associate the good times with your being around, with time she wont be able to differentiate the two.

if you strongly suspect drop hints and gauge her answer, if confirmed, drop it like its hot, the s,ex should be a tool to reset her into submission, women give a little more respect to someone who has seen her n@k3d and has combed her, gradually turn her into side chick things, the good thing is that girls who know how to ask, also know how to give, if you know how to take.

lastly there are some who consider themselves wise, the want to aske but wont give OR TAKE TOO LONG TO GIVE, these are a waste of time, they are not worth the effort, there is no time or joy in finally bedding a GREEDY girl after a life time of pursuit, we work with time here, we only live for 80 years average on earth, why spend a chunk of it on some urchin?

drop her, there are others like her around, mass products shouldn't be choosy. move to others.

this shouldn't stop you in your quest to get a reasonable one who dosnt think you are a walking atm machine, who will truly love you, but even these ones have a time limit, otherwise you turn into a nuisance.

ERCROSS: In my own opinion.. not every lady has a maga..
Not that they dony wish to have,
But
Nigerian guyz r getting wiser everyday

mencade5: hmmmm....i want be like you when i grow up.

Prayers? I never still pray for myself since ooo. Hw madam na?

wheesin: its getting unbearable.. and disturbing.. how can a girl i know for 4 years keep me friendzoned, its getting out of hand and ridiculous.
After 10 years some of them will start begging God for a husband

100Cents: Hahaha, nah babe way you never phuck dey turn.man to maga.

Anyway, I dey spot the signs and symptoms too. Nah just to zero your mind use correct English language reject her request.

One was just acting a good girl to me. I was wondering, she con say make I leave o. say her boyfriend spend well well before he get this thing way I collect so..

mencade5: [s]most naija ladies are prostituting with the kpekus claiming they are big ladies and have magas.......na thunder go dey fire them dey go.[/s]

My brother i dey fine ooo. Hw tins na?

mencade5: i think we need chi-square as a research tool for this case study.

PrinceAdepoju: Really?

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