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[quote author=Samguine]*wakes up* *rubs eyes*
Abeg wetin happen for here? What is happening to me? Did I just call Heemah my girlfriend? Did I just say she owed me a kiss? Chei..I have been jazzed. Heemah your juju strong o. You don give me love potion.
AdaEkube abeg, i didnt know what I was doing or saying. I must have been under the influence of some spiritual higi haga.
*cocks gun.* Abeg who sabi Heemah house? Shey she wan spoil my e-family abi?
*sharpens cutlass* Today na today

[/quote...Raheemah...I told u

Ifyzo: dooh,av u lived in delta b4? as for prep,everytin is set oo apart from beverages..very important.

I live in warri...ixit cosa d dooh? am used to it rada dan n'do

sokarsenal: . If you want me to look at your s.exy swit lips again and again....just tell me, just tell me plain jare......its still the same picture

its nt oooo

Valentinooo: You are too pretty to be treated as an option you know

it af nw progressed to flattery..hmmm

sokarsenal: . I reject and reject

lmao...now d shoe aint swt wen its on yo foot ba?

bentonmaye: yup!!!ballin wit my hommies in yenagoa...

dts d spirit..hope ul take mi to pepperoni wen I come

Valentinooo: E neva reach that one na. I'm only missing her, and thank God you're here now

ayam nuf an option ni

Ifyzo: nothing much oo,had end of year party in my place of work 2day,was so stressful n didnt av tym for myself sef whew!

dooh....hwfa service prep?

Valentinooo: Eeya Sorry. Mine was good sha. Was just sleeping because of the rain.

flexing

Valentinooo: Eeya pele

eshe gon

Ojestas: *faints* Chaee

dis rafta u r rafing...diaris God ooooo*in P.jona's voice*

bentonmaye: holla beautiful!!

my swedy..hope uve recovered fully?

Ifyzo: I'm rite here bae

wts apunin na?

Valentinooo: Especially darkchocolate. It's been long i see her o

goan announce it on nta, ait, silverbird, cnn nd hiptv ni

Valentinooo: You for at least book space na . So how was your day

day was hectic,urs?

[quote author=Valentinooo]That hailings don expire na. You didn't return it quickly [/quote.....i was busy o...wen I finally dcided to type...I cudnt...myb its d antispam bot kini

heemah: *pick race*delete Samguine's contact on ma fone*infact, relocatin*

dnt o...enjoy d e-love while it lasts

Ojestas: Tell her, please

ive tolded ha o*in P.jona's voice*

sokarsenal: . Spontaneous.......you don't force the silence voice to make a prediction....

Sokarsenal my spirit chuku(er)....whres honeydear, whytjane, cutiepie01, bentonmaye, zerray, ifyzo, cleoqueen, drphilabd, moshmod101, meeky, smeeky, darkchocolate nd odas?

Samguine: Lols..finish the fast first. Then we gonna celebrate everything at once. Remember, you still owe me a kiss

*clears throat*

sokarsenal: . Even with the emphasis you had to ask that? WICKED

ansa mi jur...oya goan luk at dis pix I updated...leme knw if u chuku(ed) mi wifout my knowledge

Smeeky: Enugu na..have u forgotten we got plans together?

I havnt ooo...hope we get it....cnt wait to chill wif u

Fluffy22: lool :d thankss for the warm welcome. And yes it's kicking :p

welcome dear...sorry I wasnt here to welcme u...I appoint myself as yo e-nurse....have u started antenatal?

sokarsenal: Can't imagine how this house would be like in 4 days time.....we'd hear.....'what nonsense, lagos stream 2,I don wait tire for house', 'this oyo runs did not work for me' (adedeji65).......'Lagos stream 2, atleast I'd collect my August salary and my nysc august allowance' (samguine), 'Zamfara, choi I don die and I was expecting Akwa Ibom (cleoqueen), ' no enugu and no rivers state, and yet they gave me taraba state' (traecey), 'I wanted south west and now I have bayelsa state'(DrPhilABd) 'this people had to send me to katsina, to serve nigeria, oh nigeria has failed me' (madam), 'I thought this man told me he submitted my numbrr to akwa ibom, I'd redeploy (ifyzo)..........'By God's grace, my runs pure (baba osemu8), etc

I cast nd bind.....lolz yo evil...urs wud b nassarawa

Jimwalex: chaiii... chaiii...u knw wat,honestly i used think dat fyn and sophisticated gals lyk u,cleoqueen,heemah,traecey,tiffanyj,God's favourite,cutiepie01,enimoney,debbygirly et al no dey excrete or flatulate(a.k.a toot,poot,pass gas,bombshell lolz) oh...bt on a serious note,DO THEY? just curious ni jare..

r we nt human? abi ix smetn wrng wit our hole?

Valentinooo: Goodafternoon house. How are you all doing?

dedayobukk, yokiti, traecey, tjaz, hysterix, ikescope, ENIMONEY, Smeeky, Meeky, AnosikeChibueze, zerray and our guests I dey hail una o.

hailings

heemah: .Fnks..U myt b d Chief bridesmaid sef wen d tym kums...

no o...adaekube remains samguine's e-wife...ul si d way hel deny u wen she comes...ask my dear frend buksich....am jst wearn shoe to cme nd enjoy free drink ni

Valentinooo: Na now you just dey come when we don pour our page 500 champagne finish

I bin dey there...dint wana type ni

heemah: Wow! Dancing gaskichum!! dz calls for celebration..Ojestas, Traecey, Fluffy22, u r all invited..Boifwend, wea d party at?

*puts on koi-koi shoe*

*walks in majestically*

Smeeky: Trae,everything a guy needs for camping..shorts,shirts,singlets,shoes,socks,torch,foodflask,basic provisions,toiletries,watch,stationery,cup,waist bag,sponge,tooth brushes and paste, etc...(Still thinking)

lol...nd whre do u wana serve?

sokarsenal: . Just an advice bro.......pick one person and discuss with to drive your points, trust me everyone would read it........but quoting every post you don't agree with is hmmmm........note that I'm telling you what to do oh....its just a suggestion before you 'GRAMMATICIFY' me

well said bro...well said