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Everyone's got a record label now..

Khabuqi:
oooo boi see yansh

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Gaddenmit

How is this a big deal?

We all have some feature(s) on our body which people might see as weird

The smiley I'd love to use to convey my feelings after reading this isn't on here.

And I think I lost a few brain cells after reading this

Hmmm now I fear for the family... Some bad man dem might make an attempt on their lives in retaliation for the actions of their son.

I hope say the "forced into hiding" dem give dem no be the type wey person dey watch for Film. Cos for film dem bad man go catch you, kill you and the people wey hide you sef

ok this happened to me... Was on the phone and a stray bullet strayed upon my path but my phone saved me..pheew, the trauma
P.s @apple.. I don't want the iPhone 6.... I want MacBook pro
Thanks in advance
Sub p.s the retina display one. Thank

Konji wan kill this guy....ladies help him out abeg

Loooool

Penny wise Palm foolish you know

Nairaland always cracking me up

Seun be using one picture since dem born my cousin, now my cousin is in secondary school, uploading bare pictures on her Facebook and bro Seun still dey use the same picture....
#ChAnge

Back in SS2 my maths NYSC teacher had nice set of racks on her.... We all had to study and be good at maths so during lessons you'd be the first to solve an example and she came come over to your desk and inspect....then you can have a full view
Nice well lubricated cleaves
Cos of her I passed maths that year

Me girl is number 4.... so damn hot
"She make me come fast but I never get embarrassed "

Trap

I have no idea how to reply to this

This has got to be the most entertaining election I've ever witnessed in naija......
Grown aśś men brandishing brooms
People insulting each other
GEJ till infinity and the Sai Buhari crews


Bruv, dem politicians don't give a Fūck about y'all so just chill and vote whomever you feel like voting for

French

At any age she wants

Hahahhahahaha lol...jokes

Man said "Can I continue smoking?" Hahahhahahaha

@op, I'm waiting on you at the door

Meanwhile somewhere out there this happened

Sai Queen of the coast

They tryna fúck us over

daxon001:
i get,u want 2 convey ur message properly 2d hediot but nl isn't helpin

I swear

"What should I do please, the voices and images I see is becoming too much.
I see them but when I go to touch them I feel nothing.
I am seeing someone now as I am writing thishdghddhjdhjdjsge"

What images so you see? Is it a shape? A form?
Kindly post the images here yea, I'll take it from there

Ok so there's this girl I like and I think she likes me too but I'm just a year older than her. I would love to marry her but the age difference seems to be a hindrance. Should I falsify my age so I can qualify to marry her?


P.s she's really really hot ahswearigad

*mexican accent

Stupíd

*mexican accent

Stupid

To born pikin dey hungry me these days eh

If to say Seun Na girl now, she for born my pikin for me

Fuck1ng savage

Oh, sorry guys, op continue.

I might've walked into the wrong thread

Bruv!, when life hands you lemons, you make lemonade.

To salvage the situation, just let her know you are open to a 3some.

Thank

(hahahaha lol...naIraland censor... 3some= a party or triple sin)

For reals though, not cool Oluwaseun

John!, so you went on to tell people about me and Jenifer ehn!?....

She foine.