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Deexxy:

You just realised she's your bae right??



BTW, just woke up to your mention. I'm sure you'll do well to brief me on what the whole brouhaha is about.
Kindly skip the part where that chronic wankerr cutehector was being a total furking iidiot, everyone knows he's a sex-starved socio-path and would sacrifice his own mother to get "approval" from internet folks.

glimpse33:
Things Guys Do Because Of Pussy

Azin ehn...


I can't even see myself

Merlissa:

I know... was just teasing

Fvck off abeg

Merlissa:
Am not a match maker..

Tell that to the guys who "disturb" you.
I was only explaining why guys do that

Merlissa:
Your one of those that like to disturb me shey

LOL. Guys do that cos they believe you've got the power to convince your friend(s) to date them.

Guilty!

Trust me, u'll move on. Happened to me too but I got over it by finding me a new hobby

STFUareyouGod:
Bros, Everyman for himself ni o. Who wan wise make e wise, who no wan wise make e continue

The Grand Pubba has spoken!

STFUareyouGod:
it seems op isn't aware of that simple truth. Make he kill himself na

You can help him. He could benefit from your pool of wisdom

OP are you in anyway related to LIE Mohammed?

STFUareyouGod:
kill yourself and the living dudes will keep drilling her pvssy

Niggaz go turn that thing to bore-hole

marieolae:
HAHAHA
He wants to kill himself because of one ordinary girl lol
Which one I go talk again?

Op take it easy, you hear. If you die, she won't attend your funeral

Pretty girls have a way of making even the strongest niggaz turn....................... Jelly!


You should know better

lilzcee:
i have approach her buh she was harsh on me, she killed that courage, i wish she is reading this now

Didn't you say she was crushing on you?

I'll comment after marieolae drops her comment.

lilzcee:
u won't understand

You might as well gimmie her cell number so I can assist you in toasting her inorder to understand properly

lilzcee:
She is tall, fair, slim and beautiful, she has a crush on me buh each time i see, i will feel like dying, what will i do, to grab the courage to walk up to her?

Continue waiting for courage. Another guy will soon be sharper than you.

Flaws? Umm... My temper. And umm... My sex-drive.













Both are HIGH.

**In Buhari's voice**
Why can't you fiful allow za hymen to rest kwo?

C.E.O

donfreshest6:
U sure bro?

I swear down!

Any man who doesn't cherish his mother is a terrorist. -Lai Mohamed

Yemi Alade.. All day.. Everyday.

Her name is Keziah

Big nippless are sexy AF!

prettythicksme:
U knw it is mine

Not until you come n pay my groom price

Erm... Jantamanta by The Mavins

Suigeneris93:
Lol let's not start here jor, just tell us the craziest moniker uve seen

Wait first! Of all the monikers you could think of, it had to be mine, c'mon just admit it, you're dying to kiss me

Suigeneris93:
Lol trapLORD too, what is he trapping?

Is this your lil way of letting me know u miss me?

prettythicksme:
Trap.LORD is hating on d op cos he's cuter dan him

E be lyk say my preek don dey hungry you

softappless:
hehehe where u at? send me ur bank account details and lemme shut u up 4reva in my DAYDREAM

Fixed

softappless:
i can make u whole, with just a fun call and if i can get d name of d company u work then i can cripple u with a phone call, all i need is to bend my neck like a girl, better be careful

Imagine how you'll look if you bend that neck of yours, you already share a striking resemblance with a lizard. With your multi-coloured face

My advice; Treat typhoid.