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RomanceRe: Between Your Car And Your Girlfriend, Which One Is More Important? by TrapLORD(m): 1:06pm On Jan 12, 2016
softappless:
dat shirt was bought for seven thousand naira in my DAYDREAM, im still smh 4 you, u dnt know who ure dealing with.
Fixed. smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies, Ladycare Or Always? by TrapLORD(m): 1:02pm On Jan 12, 2016
softappless:
SMH i pity u
Take your pity, slide it up your ass slowly till it starts to tickle.
Forking wretch.
RomanceRe: Between Your Car And Your Girlfriend, Which One Is More Important? by TrapLORD(m): 1:00pm On Jan 12, 2016
prettythicksme:
Hmmmmm u dont understand wat i mean by d poor i wrote i guesss!!
My dear, from any angle you wanna look at it, he's a poverty stricken bastardd! grin
RomanceRe: Between Your Car And Your Girlfriend, Which One Is More Important? by TrapLORD(m): 12:59pm On Jan 12, 2016
prettythicksme:
See as u cripple d poor boy shocked grin
LMAO, he's a wretch. He knows. See his cheap shirt seff grincheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies, Ladycare Or Always? by TrapLORD(m): 12:58pm On Jan 12, 2016
lezz:
He jumps into people's posts just to satisfy his cravings for attention. I have a low tolerance for silly adolescents who won't learn or identify a good uplifting opportunity when they see one.

That boy is an irritant, who continually begs for free internet-data cheat codes to choke us with his madness.
LOL. I noticed he's been away for a while, waiting for his weekly 15mb I guess? gringrin

Forget that trifling son of a whorre jare.
RomanceRe: Between Your Car And Your Girlfriend, Which One Is More Important? by TrapLORD(m): 12:50pm On Jan 12, 2016
softappless:
ABEG who her hair don help? if i dnt go to work and im sacked, dis same girl will run to anoda rich guy so therefore my car is more important dan her.
See this mumu wey no even sabi how much dem dey sell ordinary brake-pad. I'm sure you own the car in your daydream.
RomanceRe: TF? See What Davido Posted Online (photo) by TrapLORD(m): 12:34pm On Jan 12, 2016
Strahovski:
Any lady who lays with a man not her husband is a prost!tute. Money or not.
Okay oo. I just hope your sisters don't get to see this comment of yours lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: TF? See What Davido Posted Online (photo) by TrapLORD(m): 12:23pm On Jan 12, 2016
The boy forks prostitutes? How pathetic!
RomanceRe: Handsome Guys, What Is It Like To Be An Attractive Guy by TrapLORD(m): 12:14pm On Jan 12, 2016
hertz9te:
what do you drink?
Coffee grin
RomanceRe: Characteristics Of A Pvssy Nigger by TrapLORD(m): 12:13pm On Jan 12, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
When you don't spend on them, they call you stingy

You don't call, they say you aren't caring

You play cool with them, they think they've got you mumu button

These b!tches are just too confused, they have no clue what they want
I endorse this message.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Ladycare Or Always? by TrapLORD(m): 12:04pm On Jan 12, 2016
lezz:
grin grin grin 15k, is that your measurement for being financially afloat? Darn!!!

One thing I know is that you have never worked to support your own weight.

You aspire to become a gigolo but you're witless and boring, lacking the ability to carry intelligent discourse.

When your peers were reciting nursery rhymes, you were busy running around with worn out vehicle tyre, shirtless with an oversized pant dangling about your bony, undernourished waist in Okumagba layout.

Your level of foolishness is uncommon even for certified _imbeciles
shocked

Jesu!! Firsteva please come and calm this man down!! He's about to put a permanent dent on someone's self esteem gringrin
RomanceRe: Ladies, Ladycare Or Always? by TrapLORD(m): 11:17am On Jan 12, 2016
lezz:
Guy, there's nothing as halfcast in any dictionary?

Why you dey fall waffi hand like this nah?
That OLODO always claims to "Knowingly" commit blunders. The fool doesn't know that he missed just 1 letter in spelling that word.


Ask him to spell it correctly.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Ladycare Or Always? by TrapLORD(m): 10:32am On Jan 12, 2016
**Takes a seat on plantain leaf** gringrin
RomanceRe: Can You Have Sex With Your spouse/ Gf/bf Who Is Hiv Positive With Condom? by TrapLORD(m): 10:26am On Jan 12, 2016
kissval1388:
Guy pack your car well joor. don't confuse people. how will u compare something of 30 naira with DAT of 250. pls don't confuse gullible ones.
You're obviously a rookie. A newbie who thinks condom strength depends on its price. I'm quite sure you don't even know that there are condoms that go for N1
500 for a set of 3pcs, that's why u call N250 "Expensive".


I don't argue with rookies.
RomanceRe: Can You Have Sex With Your spouse/ Gf/bf Who Is Hiv Positive With Condom? by TrapLORD(m): 10:20am On Jan 12, 2016
I'll need time to carry out proper consultations and be sure its safe before doing it.


@OP, "expensive" condoms doesn't guarantee you maximum safety. Infact, those ones you term "expensive" tear easily cos they are ribbed and made to be extra-sensitive. Gold circle is way stronger than they are. "Choice" condoms are strong too.
RomanceRe: Where Is The Craze To Get Married By Ladies From? by TrapLORD(m): 10:15am On Jan 12, 2016
To some, they see it as an achievement of some sort. Most naija ladies would rather marry a successful man and be his house-wife then be successful themselves.


To others (The lazy bunch), its a meal ticket.
RomanceRe: I Was Away From The Scene Bt I'm Bk With A Fierce Fight by TrapLORD(m): 10:05am On Jan 12, 2016
delectablegyal:
i'm nt pvssysandie. Who is peddling that lie? I'm delectablegyal.
bi-polar much? undecided
RomanceRe: What's Your Driving Force In Life... by TrapLORD(m): 10:02am On Jan 12, 2016
OP created a sensible thread and derailed it himself sad
RomanceRe: I Was Away From The Scene Bt I'm Bk With A Fierce Fight by TrapLORD(m): 10:00am On Jan 12, 2016
delectablegyal:
How many of you missed me?
Welcome. I hope u've sucked enough dicks to enable you offset the bills you incurred during that Olosho New Year celebration you call a birthday party.
RomanceRe: Handsome Guys, What Is It Like To Be An Attractive Guy by TrapLORD(m): 10:19pm On Jan 11, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
shocked shocked shocked [color=#990100]how did you know what I specialize in??



Do you buy fairly used destinies?? This '_TrapLord' guy's own I just stole looks empty.. Will you buy it? If I take it back to the temple..they might punish me and take away my powers to disappear or turn into sand[/color]
Abeg market am well, I no dey use the destiny do anything grin
RomanceRe: Handsome Guys, What Is It Like To Be An Attractive Guy by TrapLORD(m): 10:05pm On Jan 11, 2016
Nobody believes you're single (If you are)

Fagguts will disturb you.

Ugly girls will disturb you

Pretty girls will think you're a player nd they'll hardly wanna date you.

Most folks will objectify you. They'll think you've got nothing but a handsome face to offer.

Niggaz will hate on you for no tangible reason

Niggaz will always see you as competition

You most likely might end up introverted or really-really shy.

People will mistake your "reservation" for pomposity.
RomanceRe: 5 Most Goodest In Bed Ladies On Nairaland by TrapLORD(m): 9:53pm On Jan 11, 2016
kirchofff:
bros na everywhere u dey find trouble go......na me dey track u
Oboy go sleep na? cheesycheesycheesygrin
RomanceRe: I Am The Most Charming Guy On Nairaland by TrapLORD(m): 9:50pm On Jan 11, 2016
hottest111:
dis guy,, u funny I swear grin
Nor be my fault bros grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, Would You Allow This To Happen When With Your Man? (pic). by TrapLORD(m): 9:42pm On Jan 11, 2016
kirchofff:
lol........dem mods go soon TRAP u soon grin
The wind cannot be trapped bro grin
RomanceRe: I Am The Most Charming Guy On Nairaland by TrapLORD(m): 9:27pm On Jan 11, 2016
Laveda:
lipsrsealed grinYou sha
wink
RomanceRe: Ladies, Would You Allow This To Happen When With Your Man? (pic). by TrapLORD(m): 9:25pm On Jan 11, 2016
prettythicksme:
cheesy if i no b d mad,who will? sad
wink

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