₦airaland Forum

mylordship:
well 4 d records im nt a cultist, but the rest i am, i called myself an alien bcaus of the things i see, by this time next year u will be a father to an unborn child

You don't even know howta go about things like these.. You gotta make it sound believable by getting info about me first. Or don't tell me you see through binary codes and data subs? No wonder you haven't been able to pass JAMB till now

mylordship:
well 4get it, its foolish to argue with a man that can see what u dnt c.

Who be man? YOU?? Tell that to those who don't know your antics. I've seen you claim to be an alien, a cultist, a hacker and a footballer all in just a few months. This month you've chosen to be a spiritualist abi??


This is what happens when kids are exposed to too much TV.

mylordship:
lemme tell u something you dont know, there was a particular lady you were chatting with, it was last year, i saw that her legs was that of a fish and her face of a lady so i quickly intervened and start taking your attention her, i know u wont remember.

Are you always this forking stvpid or is today just another holiday in fools paradise?

mylordship:
have you ever had a supernatural experience? share your experience.
one i had was one night as about 11pm when i was out with my uncle, actually he took me to a club, on getting there i saw three ladies walking with their heads as in their legs are upwards and their faces were downwards, in fear i told my uncle and on seeingthe ladies he said im just hallucinating, well i know what i saw that day.
my older experience is seeing a machine rider with his head on his hand, gosh up till now i have stopped entering a bike. 'you can share yours. cc lalasticlala

Treat typhoid & malaria.

The guy donked on Gods halo!!

hooli:
course mates.

Then its safe to conclude that there's a rumour being peddled about you around your course-mates. Do well to find out.

hooli:
sure I know gals my level na. and d face is not d 1st time av bin told. Its just my nature. and some times is not like really have any ulterior motive o. BT dey would jus b smiling like sheep.

LOL, these girls.. Are they familiar with you? Azin are they living in your vicinity or are they your course-mates??

Are you sure you're going after girls "on your level"??

Cos as guys, girls our age are mostly not on our level per-sae. And you look really young to me.

As a matter of fact, my only criteria for choosing a wife (aside looks ofcourse ) is the level of success she's able to achieve on her own. And she must be career driven. So OP, you're all shades of wrong on this one.

Cheaters over to you!

Lanicky you quoted me twice.

firstking01:
is knowing hw to play ball in anyway glamouring humour??...i see no correlation there brother...i'm just been anticipating on arsenaL vs liverpooL tonight @9m...

Okay. Goodluck with your team.

firstking01:
owk, bt i neva brought up dis issue for u to tryna exercise ur humour, wanted to knw if ur into footballing...sm peeps sha.

Nope. You brought it up so YOU can exercise your own humour, but I saw right through it.

Cheaters I hope ya'll are reading this?

Its a means to unwind.

How can I crush on folks I aint sure of their gender??

firstking01:
remove the word "good"...bt @least u played monkey post, d one we call fool, even drible and score??

What if I didn't? Does that make you any more of a man than I am?

firstking01:
imagine...and ur very proud to say this, u ney dey play ball??

I don't understand, should every man be good at football?

firstking01:
u dey ansa traplord like say ifa flog pass from midfield for u, u fit trap am

Funny enuf, I don't even play football.

I Endorse This Message.

Ofcourse I will. But I might just enjoy the view for a while tho..

Some girls can be quite demanding but she could still be inlove with You. But one thing I've learnt from experience is that she'll never do anything to jeopardise her relationship if she really loves you. I suggest you make up an excuse for not being able to get her the phone and see what happens next.

AMEN!

Nothing new.

Which one be "Five star school" again Yoruba people and stupidity are like bread and butter