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STFUareyouGod:
cool. But gimme few mins make I ask her
Make I tell her sinnzu?

STFUareyouGod:
yessire!!

STFUareyouGod:
you need am ni?

STFUareyouGod:
lol. I should ask you boss. Long I heard from her. Very long. I'll check if I can still figure her mail

STFUareyouGod:
hahahahahahahaha. Na me o. So you recognise me sef? Lol. Thanks boss!


How e dey go Na?

LaraiBoluwaji:
Behold, another unapologetically stoopid one has come out of the woodwork. Like his comrade in imbecility, BossKratos, he trumpets his idiocy, loud and proud from the rooftops.

This section is crawling with them.

*shudder*

*hits the ignore button*

LaraiBoluwaji:
Say what??

Sorry, I don't speak reetard

lagmostkuit:
Gerrarahia menh..

kramfonos:
Huh? :-0



That's him though quite alright. He's a die-hard Barcelona fan as depicted in the pictures.

How come he's very dark and his hair is somewhat brownish? Dandruff?
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kramfonos:
Yet you apologized to LALA247 after you snitched on her and begged SINIZIA to plead with CHIAM55/NUBIAN113 to chat with you right on this thread.
Pathetic liar!

I dare you to deny and I'd post the link.

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kramfonos:
I just saw this. What pictures? I'm at sea here.
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lagmostkuit:

lagmostkuit:
Those ones are the jobless street boys..

Which igbo business or working class guy wanna do this shitz?






Proudly Igbo Geh

donphilopus:
If not for the Saraki who can kill his father just to be in position, people like this wouldn't even have the mouth to speak in this administration. Ekweremadu should just shut up. Did Jonathan forget that there was something called Federal Character as enshrined in the 1999 Constitution during his Appointments? Abeg joor!!

The SGF was an Easterner, the CoS was a Southerner, the Deputy Senate President and Deputy Speaker of HoR were Easterners. Petroleum, Finance and other top Ministries were headed by Southerners under Jonathan. Did the Northerners complain. These South Easterners are just angry that the South South is more represented in Buhari's regime than the Easterners. You see why they (Easterners) shouldn't be called our (Southerners) brothers? They're angry because we are getting more appointments than them!

iAmCharis:
I no wan hear say you go come back come chop the remaining one oo.

Just coming back from where I went to watch UCL. Which team you dey support sef?

iAmCharis:
Iffa hear.
Hope the biz went well sha..

kinglekan:
*walks in majestically*

iAmCharis:
Eze nnunu!
Na so you just enter lag come chop our food abi?

Emaprince:
LMAO!!! The torment continues here? . I suspect that funlord is lucifer in disguise.

GIYAZZ:
I have now realized you are a renowned and a consummate loyal c0ck sucking Stan!

So because we are taking your master to the cleaners, you want to catch High Blood pressure abi?

It will never be well for you! You claim to love that innocent looking boy but wouldn't advise him, Instead you encourage him to continue so you can see a ddick to suck, abi?

I will destroy you today!!!

All you keep doing is following the poor lost boy around every section to clutch his ddick!

That's how you copied the style he stole from cooger to battle! but your useless snail shell of a brain wouldn't help you script bars enough to back up your Dracula tonkunbo style snatching personality!!

You talk as if you are peaceful, but behind that C2 is acfagggot who found an opportunity to cop himself a young boy with an inoocent ass to bang!

God will punish you today!! You and your co's are the reason why faggotry is seen within the African neighborhood these days!

But I will dismantle you before you can cause more harm to our society! I will finish you today. Ffucking ddick loving consummate retard!!

Hehehehe.... He's got a new target now buh i aint bothered, just waiting for the day when shiit hits d fan. Hopefully, i'll be here to dodge it

funlord:


COCKREBELS DECAPITATION; season 1

Anini gbdegbo? you no remember this? This was the shower that had you crying to mods....

"Look at this government certified dunce saying he is smarter than all of us here! You are duller than dish water and your entire intellectual span is actually my own gibberish! After all people like you who bleat like goats about how they are smart are always trying to psyche or appease themselves for being born with bone deep _stupidity!

See a smarty pants that could only end up studying fine arts in unilag and ended up battling carry overs just like the federal govt. Is currently battling boko karam! Upon all that you still failed out like a _fool because you actually are a _fool! Not suprising!
"_FAGREBEL"!

I'm not suprised, after all you are the son of a disease ridden chibok girl, your mother is like a christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her! That's why area boys always treat your mom like a postage stamp, they lick her, slap her, stick her, then send her away, she reminds me of my rifle sef ... give her a _cock and she blows! By the way I listened to your voice note! Is that an accent I detected, or was your mouth just full of _sperm as usual? I'm sure If I had change for N500 the day I met that _whore you call mummy, I could have been your 3rd dad, but luckily the guy in front of me had the exact change so he saved me from a lifetimes supply of gonorreah, crabs, syphillis and hepatitis a,b,c and d.

So that's why your 2nd daddy is now a drunken keke napep driver, they always have change! So no wonder you are always pained cause we all know that the home of a drunkard tells the sad story of the evil wrought by the use of strong drink! Wretchedness and destitution reign, and often his wife and children suffer from abuse and hunger! Isn't that your life in a nutshell?


Ugly demented _faggot! That's why your so obsessed with stealing peoples pix to find out what non disfigured primates look like! People like you are the reason we have middle fingers. No need for insults, your face says it all _FUCKEDREBEL!, I'm sure You’re so ugly that when you cry at night due to your unending deformities, the tears roll down the back of your head just to avoid your face, no wonder when you were still a growing ape, everytime your harlot mother dropped you off at the schools gates, she always got a fine for littering the schools property! You're so ugly that when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off! That's why you don't need an atm card! Your jamb score looking bank balance is the 2nd reason!

Why don't you try to learn how to shut up from time to time and give that hole in your face a chance to heal? And really its not that you are really _stupid, you just seem to have a lot of bad luck when you think! Broke _bitch always talking about kissing girls on NL, not realising that the only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. By the way do you think the girls on NL are psychotic like your mama? who wants to kiss a STANKREBEL like you, when your mouth and your anus are consistently competing for your toilets affection? You like looking for mistakes in rappers rhymes on the rap section abi? Well let me tell you something If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents. Your birth was their biggest one! Your rhymes always remind me of the 80's and Isn’t it rather dangerous to use one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence claiming it to be a rhyme? I’m actually jealous of people that don’t know you and your foolishness! And your ass must be jealous of the amount of shite that normally comes out of your puss filled brain?

Just log out gracefully you dunce, you would bring everyone a lot of joy when you leave the thread. After all your kind are not really in this section because the last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana and guess where I was at? The ZOO! Run, go and take a look at my profile picture so that you can see what a real life intelligent gangster looks like, I'm sure if I offered you the chance to meet me in person you would shite bricks of fear for days! I'm sure apart from the online beatings you have always received from me I would beat your young _stupid ass like a bongo drum in the flesh! I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to take off your shoes to _shit! Or I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi! Or I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy! Or I'll hit you so hard your mommy would actually fall down instead of you!


Now kindly take your sad, sorry, deluded, turd burgler of an ass out of my lane because you are nothing but a pillow biter, a butt pirate, an ass muncher, a shite stabber, a rump rider, a _cocksucker, a pederasty fan, and a bloody riff raff eternally cursed to remain as a scuzzy miserablist! Your pulverized bones shall be converted into chalk so that we can teach kids about the best ways to avoid ending up as broke, wack, dumb rappers! You have been officially consigned to the dustbin of history! With the codename: "HOMOREBEL!"


Gaddem! Wicked!

Ibime:
In life you cannot watch while your friend behaves like a mad person insulting people and their family everywhere he goes, except you too lack morals.

You are not his friend, you are just someone who is scared to challenge his psychotic behaviour and wants no problem with him.

May God never let friends like you in my life, that would see me acting a fool in the market and not caution me.

prettythicksme:
Wait,can i see d pics?

sinizia:
I used "In case" (a conditional phrase) to show I'm "guessing". And I quoted you coz you know I'm Dark's friend and don't attack him, so if anyone will try to defend him by reporting to the mods, it would be his friends. But it isn't me, that's why I asked you to verify through any means possible. I was clarifying that it ain't me in case if you are thinking it was me.

funlord:

Abeg where ma pix bruv?

sinizia:
In case if you're thinking it was me, just know I'm not the one. I've never reported anybody on NL. You can ask any mod to verify.

ShutTheFhuckUp:

...& who is dah†.?