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Sassybae:
that's an insult tiny ass? Oh noo
Yeah she/he is

Wait a min.. Is it actually tiny?? . Tiny ass = big

Sassybae:
Not going again, am here..

sit ur tiny ass down .
Is roomie in??

Sassybae:
Love? far from that

Okay, do it . You have my blessings

Sassybae:
Nah I dint jhoor..you caused it lol

Isnt that why you just loooooove me?

Sassybae:
Hehe

Nothing much, boring friday eve

You wishing u had done that shyt right? Or did you finaly do it??

Sassybae:
Alright.

The police? what can they do

i'll be needing their handcuff's

what u up to urself?

Sassybae:
Hehe front door? I can come through the back
Lol don't mind me, can't come there naked
#TGIF..what you upto?

Hehehe, i go call police for you

Its movie night tonight! Im seeing a movie "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

Sassybae:
yeah that's true tho..

Hehe and what are you trying to say?

Hehehehe im tryna say i dont entertain stark nude ladies on my front door @ 8:26pm friday night...
I'd rather have you on lace panties and bra covered in a coat . Thats my idea of a hot dinner

Sassybae:
Hehe just wanna look over sexy nd why will you even run?

Hehehe.. I find scanty clothings sexier than being stark naked tho...


Y wont i run LOL hvnt u seen those stark naked mad women on the streets??

Sassybae:
Hehe my fav, I told ya..longthroat

Lmao...am coming with no clothe on

Hehehe weyrey . If i open my door come see you like that, i go just pick race .

Yea u told me..

Sassybae:
Yummy..I want to eat too

Yea, I've eaten...noodles

Aww... Funny enough, i dnt even like jollof rice oo. I heard someone talk about "Hot Jollof" on my way back today and i salivated .


Oya come chop buh make sure u come in a skimpy gown with no panties on

Sassybae:
You should have called me to come help you nau . What did you cook?

Since u werent available, i had to call my hommie to help me. Jollof rice n fried fish.

Hav u eaten?

Sassybae:
Okay, what have you been doing?

Had to cook and wash plates , Bachelor problems..

Sassybae:
Sorry
Okay go on

I think u already did

Sassybae:
What's up jaree

Im aii.. Stressed out tho...
U gat queries to answer

cherryice:
Excus me

I'll chat to u when u alot more sane.

Sassybae:
I know you'll like

U always know wuh i like

KINGSAMURAI:
just tell us ure trying to advertise ur job, guyz like traplord, darkenedrebel and funlord will buy 4rm u. 'is it not 500naira 4 every round?

Do yourself a favour and refrain from ever quoting me. Im not in a jolly mood and i will make sure you deactivate the 8th time. Dare me.

Sassybae:
Traplord I got a new dp..its for you
You like?

LMAO. I like , I like

Cherryice are u on something??

Dump her. #NuffSaid.

prettythicksme:
Hmmmmm nice write up op!I&my boo always do all what u listed op but not all. Infact we r doing fine,i thank God fot dat!!

gerrat

neemcie turn up!

this guy too dey jonze

misssclassy

redgem:
Lol.... Thought you've forgotten

Its still on ma playlist .

How u doing? F

redgem:
Yes.... So tell me

say something

redgem:
Noooooh.... Want to see if you can remember it

I can . Can you?

redgem:
What's the song again?

U forgot our song

redgem:
Lol..... Mr Sinnzu take it or leave it..... If you don't learn then how are you gonna dance to our song?

Our song has no beat to it.. We'll just press each other n step to it slowly

KINGSAMURAI:
wtf men dnt experience wetdreams, iv neva heard of such, its 4 ladies only

Little wonder you're a customer to JAMB.

redgem:
Take weekend classes...

Gerrarahia mehn...