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ZionJay:
Don't wink.. .... just tell me how we gon do that[color=][/color]

fyxboss:
motigbo, I'm not angry na

redbeans:
4. Not babe-worthy : can't bring myself down to toast a babe because am pusillanimous. Petrifed by how they might react to my big everything (head,nose,ear, mouth etc). Still hoping that fine 2go girls will come back so i woo them.

5. Broke - no savings, no house, no future no sugar mummy to help out self etc. Maybe i should just smoke away (treasuredluv assertion of smokin mite come to pass) the remaining MB left in my life... #sadly.an.'ode'

ZionJay:
I will like to know u better though

fyxboss:
Are u vexed, it's all joke na? sorry

fyxboss:
The Bleep, girls can form ......

freezy9:
Am i the only one confused?....

makydebbie:
Pls you're giving me unnecessary mentions

ikp120:
Yes o. Makydebbie was my first crush but as things dey now, I no get any chance of making her mine. So you na my only remaining NL crush. Though I still get something big for Maky.

***Singing "You May Kiss Your Bride"***

Abeg who go be my bride now?

ikp120:
Makydebbie and treasuredluv

ikp120:
Makydebbie and treasuredluv

ikp120:
Makydebbie and treasuredluv

ZionJay:
Really? If no be say you fine, I for say your turn is coming soon

Olufemiolaolu:
Let him go ahead n defraud u oooo metre no dey read

StupidYorubaFool:
back off... That's my prospective fiancée..

We'll soon post pre wedding photos on Nairaland.

Olufemiolaolu:
who asked u who asked u? Onisokuso iranu

Olufemiolaolu:
who asked u who asked u? Onisokuso iranu

Jerryolumide:
There's no part of the Bible that mentioned premarital sex as a sin

jatau7:
i was sleeping and i heard the birds in d sky saying guy wake up some1 is looking for bae trouble and immediately i woke up and its true. ....who dey say make you shut up? d pason wan sleep for guardroom. ...oya no vex

ReubenE:
Shut up.
No amount of talking should warrant a man physically abusing is wife.

It shows the man is an ignoramus and lacks a pride of place in society.
The man is still cut up in the web of the old order, where it is believed that beating up a woman is a way to show that the man is the one in charge.

Men like this, when they meet their fellow men in a battle ground, that is when they will form maturity and responsible.
Nonsense.....

funmisticqueen:
sharap if u have nothing to say. It is not ur fault it's your mother i blame

banttieman:
Madam, we always need to hear both sides of the story.

jatau7:
mrng dear...how u dey and how ur nte?

ISTANDWITHBUHAR:
I read everything jare dear, No mind them, Every guy have a beast in them no matter cool that guy is, Some ladies can make man go extreme.


I do not support wife beating but will not quick to judge either..

ISTANDWITHBUHAR:
And you have a brother and will definitely have a son.. I pray for an abusive wife for them..

ikp120:
Yea, baby I understand you

Heavance:
Very funny.
Does she breastfeed with her mouth? Only God knows what she said to get her mouth bruise, (This should be a factory reset slap) I first thought the man used scissors on her body sef.
I hate violence against women, but the whole truth is, women should learn to tame their mouth. They shouldn't use their mouth anyhow, so that the man won't lose control and use his fist anyhow.
I remember a guy in the next street, whose baby mama insulted his parents like trash, the rest is history as neighbours purposely took time before trying to rescue, because they heard everything.

laplace19:
...compelled to quote. You really have a brilliant mind...

jatau7:
for wetin na....i no reach ohhh