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See Chelshit doing well against City. Haaland abeg score one more goal to boost my FPL points, Chelshit can equalise afterward...

Roland17:
Na the cloth wen him come dey dust after the slap na him off me..

😁

iamoyindamola:
The day I know majority of these thugs are vegetables or depend on numbers was when bus conductor floor one owo mi da guy
Omo I never see this kind beating before most of them are keyboard warriors like the assholes that parade this thread
No bite no action

💯 correct, those agberos depend on numbers to intimidate...

afrodoc2:
Slap wey get unique ringtone. The guy come gentle like Jehovah's Witness.

Omo that guy wey troll the slap na probably a military dude, perfect example of action speak louder than voice 😁...

Omo see slap 😁😁

If you don’t laugh, I promise to return your data😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/eoYmQFw4kT

— Duke of Africa (@Allezamani) November 12, 2023

Funny convo before Father and Son 😁.

Get an interpreter if you don't hear Yoruba 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/BrktgGbKN5

— Lagospidia (@lagospidia) November 12, 2023

GloriousGbola:
No one is interested in your duplictous antics. Embrace your madness / toxic feminism /mirror redpiller. It is what you are. The female version of our manosphere lunatics.

You must really think you are rated if you think it is your pathetic attempts at trolling being referred to.
Don't you see that the default response to your posts is jump and pass?

You are quite literally the mirror image of the redpillers you profess to hate so much, right down to their habits of creating multiple monikers, imitation monikers of their foes and insertion of gender politics into the most mundane of subjects.

I am sure you have over 50 different accounts waiting for deployment. As well as some silly moniker bastadizations. Maybe we will soon see some posts from Tinygbola or nanogbola or some other attempt at a witty insult.

Now buzz off and go back to stalking seank. I have no interest in having a lunatic shrew running through my post history or quoting me up and down every 10 minutes

👍

AdisaOwala:
Mctominay >>Jude Bellingham

Abi 😁😁

Leyqute:
Dem no lie

Mainoo on the bench afrodoc2. Didn't he play a game yesterday or so? He's probably there to observe

Subs: Bayindir, Varane, Mejbri, Amrabat, Mount, Mainoo, Pellistri, Antony, Martial.

McTominay that contribute nothing to our midfield play is now a regular starter, Ten Hag is just doing try and error coaching at United...

ChristoBam:
Lol I know I've been talking about injuries, recruitment and everything wrong with the team but don't you think doubting if we'd dominate and beat Luton is taking the negativity too far?

This team has played the worst football in the League this season, but somehow you have blamed that horrible footy on injuries and DoF. If Ten Hag need a DoF to help him setup his team to play good football against the smaller EPL teams, then i don't see us putting up a dominant performance against Luton Town today.

ChristoBam:
** One that'll help identify players that can "pass the ball well, keep possession well, transition well and attack well".

But we don't have such DoF currently, do you see us dominating and beating Luton Town today?

raumdeuter:
These days many young people complain about mental health, any small thing mental health mental health

You build all that from childhood. Do you know how many of my mental health muscle got developed by babes yabs, psych yourself for weeks chyke babe she just look you head to toe and hiss then walk away? How boys will just sit under tree and yab each other as fun, thats why insults no dey pain me, we do it for fun, how many rejection left and right, do you know how much of my mental health got battered when ASUU went on strike for 1 whole year and I had to sit at home, or by that Ekwensu club called Man Utd on that night in 1999 at Nou camp? (My eleda is still punishing them for it)

There is technology there is real world, go outside technology and smell the green grass outside unless you are planning to relocate into Meta world created by Zuckerberg

Well said Dayo 👍

larride:
Nothing wey we no go hear from Seven Hag disciples

Na them love United pass na 😁.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Okay. I know this address

I have been here before.

His gate is branded with TenHag's bald head

Consider it done, boss[/color]

Thanks sir

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Full name please

This is a logistics firm. We pay close details to names and numbers[/color]

Wahala 😁😁.
Oya help send to No 1 Christobam Avenue Ilupeju, Lagos...

Ok kindly help cc it to Christo-Hag too 😁

izzou:
[color=royalblue]No address on your mail, sir.

Kindly help us so we can dispatch it on time.[/color]

Help mail it to those useless Glazers 😁

How are we going to win against mighty Luton Town today without a DoF? Don't understand how difficult it is for those useless Glazers to appoint a DoF, one that will help coach the team to pass the ball well, keep possession well, transition well and attack well.

seankafor:
Who are those that even gives this man this mic to be saying all these rubbish?

It's them I blame not the old fool himself

https://www.nairaland.com/7907249/technology-creating-new-generations-illiterates

He is right sha, a lot of our youth don't do extensive reading or do proper academic research this days. They would rather be wasting their time and data on Tiktok, Instagram and other social media outlets.

larride:
I had to buy the pint of blood before they even began the CS. Funny enough they didnt use it and only refunded 1. Na so 25k go for vanishing.

I was told to donate blood, it was actually compulsory before your wife will be fully registered for anti-natal. I told the Nurse my blood is B+ and wife is AB+ so doesn't match, she said they will use the one that matches hers and use mine for whoever it matches. Majority of Doctors have japa, reason for the shortage of Doctors in Govt Hospitals.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]May God not let us move from a King to Level Zero.[/color]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/122f63c2b8104776e3e55035b6ebb005/tumblr_msbv7sRulV1sezoa7o1_500.gif

😁😁😁

BlueRayDick:
U better thank God u didn’t hear about the Govt hospital gist earlier . Government hospital is not it at all except in cases where u are referred to a specialist there .

Trust me, I’ve tasted both government hospital and middle class private hospital to know whose custody I will rather leave my loved one irrespective of the cost .

MCC's in Lagos are doing well in terms of Child Delivery, but i would never recommend going to any regular General Hospital. My first Son was delivered at the Health Centre in my hood, and it was a successful delivery with no complication and was handle by a single Nurse. I have been so favoured in terms of Child Birth..

larride:
My wife delivery was CS. Paid 470k. Scheduled CS was 450k but if your wife don already begin Labour before una later settle for CS, e don turn emergency CS be that so the bill na 470k.

Everything they used for the CS, I paid for it including 2 pint of blood, even their surgical gown and gloves na me buy ham after paying 470k.

Later heard govt general hospital was 120-130k for CS, he pain me.

My Twins birth was CS too at MCC Festac Town in 2018, the procedure was very successful with no blood given to her or any complication whatsoever and was billed ₦135k. I wonder how much MCC go dey bill people for CS now....

larride:
No swallow fit compete with Eba. None

If you eat Pounded Yam (pounded with mortal and pestle) and well prepared Groundnut or Egusi Soup, you go change this your Eba notion 🙂..

afrodoc2:
This one goes to a Bible-believing church.

😁

Skimpledawg:
Have I met you before sir? Are you a Prophet as well?

E dey do me like say we don meet for Agbara Prayer Mountain before cos this na my exact prayer requests against these infidels

Maduman 😁😁😁

He was indeed the problem 🤣🤣🤣

https://twitter.com/CFC_Janty/status/1722383820463219123?t=sgAKEhdhvCwI40vYdImseA&s=19

My United have turned shit 😭😭😭

This team 😂😂😂😂

Segedinho:
Doctor requested the sum of #450k to perform C.S on my wife as he assumes she cant push,as a result of the CS he did on her 2years ago...

Had no choice but my wife objected and requested a change of hospital ASAP...

Long story short. we welcome our newly crowned KING weighing 4.0kg ...and ofcourse V-delivery but with the help of a forcep....


😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰.


I don hang booth for pregnancy matter.......🤨🤨

Congratulations on the safe delivery of the King, may God bless him with all the blessings of life and bless your wife with sound health.

So Sancho is still collecting his £350k per week wage? He doesn't even care about playing sef, as long as alert enter every Thursday. A sensible Club would have cancelled his contract and pay him off.......

kozmicity:
I'm very happy about that. And I hop it's not temporary.

Me too