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Expert17:
Yeah,.


E be like say Villareal get players pass us o

Just look at 36 years old Albiol

LostMyZeal:
Who tell you that one

Although Cr7 has the most UCL assists, he's not a playmaker.

How many dribbles has Cr7 completed in his life

...hell he's not even among all time top 5 assists because he's very selfish

Benzema had a goal drought while playing with Cr7 because he sacrificed his scoring career for Cr7 to take the Glory.

How many woodworks has Cr7 hit in his life, huh


Please stop saying what you don't know

hensben:
But the image is true, Messi possess every ability in the image.

ChristoBam:
This team will probably be the worst United team in EPL history. In terms of points accrued.

RealGboy:
I was enjoying my night rest when I heard a loud knock on my door .around 1am this morning
The knocks were so loud that I jumped up .. the first thing that came to my mind was armed robbers ,


Then I heard my name , the voice was that of My single neighbor.. but what could be the problem I asked myself .

I jumped to the sitting room and try checking the windows to be sure she was not followed , normally I would have pretended to be fast asleep but this my neighbor was actually nice to me..
Easy going and very respectful....


I took a leap of faith and opened my doors ,

She rushed in.

" Bros please sorry to bother you this late , but there is a snake in my kitchen, come and help me kill it "... she begged with fear in her eyes

Omo I weak...

If there is anything I fear more than God then it has to be snakes ... The name snake alone sends shivers down my spine...

I stepped back from her a bit cos only God knows if the same snake had not followed her into my house or am I hearing double ?..

' sorry what did you say is in your kitchen again '... I asked hoping and praying she says snails and not snakes ....



"I said a long black snake is in my kitchen ,I woke up to get water from the fridge when I saw it ,I ran out immediately ,please come help me kill it my daughter is still inside sleeping"....


The first thought that came to my mind was

"What kind of mother run out of the house leaving her daughter inside with a snake "....

And why on earth did this woman think I'm the best person to call to kill a snake ..me that fear rat ..not to talk of snake...


After much thinking I decided to help her ,the woman sees me as an able man that's why she came to me and I must not fall my hand..

I grabbed the stick attached to my mop and a knife,I turned to her and told her. "LET'S GO"...

When we got to her door I did my cross sign ,if I die I die ..

Although I have no plans to die yet but I said that to motivate and ginger myself



,I opened the door and walked in , immediately I was inside the door locked behind me ,

I turned and realized the woman did not follow me in


,omo...I quickly tried opening the door but it was jammed and refuses to open....


To make matters worse nepa took the light .....




Chai ...I started sweating immediately...there was no torch and I don't even know where the snake is at the moment .....


As if that was not enough I felt something circling around my leg..I took my mop and gave it a big hit ....I continue hitting whatever it is...until I heard a baby crying that's when.I realized it was the daughter I have been hitting with mop stick....


The woman hearing her daughter voice tried to come in but the door was locked ..she was saying something about how I can unlock the door but my soul had already left me.... Na die I dey already.......

A voice says to me. ' Who send you '








Typing.......

LostMyZeal:
Leemao ..omo I remember when he was interviewed and he kept saying ..

"what do we do when we have the ball"

"How do we wantu play when we don't have the ball"

"We hate back passes"

"There are 3 situations in football"

Omo...may God airpus oh

patrickmuf:
That 1 hour call sef, wetin them dey talk?

A serious club would not have allowed Ralph to even flash Ole...

Ellexy:
Carrick for better pass Ogbeni Ralf, I think we would have made top 4 with him undertaking the remainder of the season

CapitalCee:
Conte is better than Raff, but he signed Kulusevski and Bentancur

patrickmuf:
In other words, the team is not as poor as being peddled around here, right?

Expert17:
I love this post.

Bro, how far?

Skimpledawg:
I like how you are dancing atilogwu around like WanBisakka


We will revisit this discourse when Poch is sacked due to his bad coaching limiting Messi and Zidane is employed to come win UCL with Messi

donstan18:
Juve made UCL finals in 2015 and 2017 before Ronaldo joined them.

They almost knocked Madrid out to reach Finals in 2018 before they got robbed in the last minute.

This was how strong and United Juventus was, before the finished tappin merchant joined them and ruined everybody there with his selfishness.

Skimpledawg:
Wawu...

So, it's the poor coaching tactics from Poch that is making Messi score less goals and Hatrick this season as well right?

Agreed?

Skimpledawg:
What has coaching got to do with Pendu carrying the team on his back?

Na coaching make am no score hattrick against Athletico? Or coaching made him not to carry the team to FA Cup semi-finals or the Carabao cup?

Really, what has these 18 goals done for United this season? Stay at 7th?


That it?

e say na special goals! Special my arsee

Skimpledawg:
I could literally 'see' the tears behind this post as a prophet I am, but what's my own

Cry more!

18 Special goal! Hahahah

Neimar:
Na coach fault
From Juve to Yoonited

Expert17:


What Bruno and Rashford can easily do

Hope his achievements will include top 4 by May.

Skimpledawg:
Pardon?

What exactly did Pendu achieve with this team?

BikeMan:
What the fvck do you mean by this poor team? Do you know how much this team costs?

Expert17:
It's the tears (sandwich in this epistle) for me.

Expert17:
So we lost to relegation-threatened Everton.

I blame Messi's 3 goals for PSG.

Oasis007:
Jah bless you. We should stop blaming Managers, even Sir Alex can't achieve anything with this set of Players.

Ole assembled poorest United Squad ever to be candid. No Ideology, Baba just dey sign Players Fans are hyping on Reddit, same way Nairaland Super Eagles Fans thread misled Eguavoen.

Neimar:
Messi na d highlight and focus of this thread since their fraud (penaldo) dn lose the battle