₦airaland Forum

KingCheezyPuff:
°That yer pretenses is see through.
You nit nearly as douchey in reality? why form.the forming isn't even tight.

Biitch you need to chase education instead of chasing dicck. Wtf? Is that English or what?

KingCheezyPuff:
. you come here ta NL. just ta Play at being douche(d!ck in your speak)?!
. ..I think so..

your point is?

KingCheezyPuff:
°You need ta calm down.

you need to stay in a hoe's place. If you want the dicck, ask politely and someone might consider you as a slam piece. Don't come here with your bullshiiit pretence

Natotogokillme:
Lol! I can hold it. But you just have to know when she's about to cum too. It's that moment she starts convulsing and holding you tight. That's the right moment to pull out and leave the biatch, unsatisfied.

This nigga is savage AF.

TuneChi369:
My bro,ive never been a pussy nigga,and I pray I die before I be a pussy nigga.

Better! Don't let them pull you into the pusssy nigga life. Keep your eyes open and keep being a bro.

well said bro! You know how it is

bitchcrafts:
Is that karma speaking? oh well, know that karma works to balance things out. Nothing wrong in fvcking and later dumping if she'd been cool with the fvkcing in the first place. If bieetches don't want the pain liberating from a byebye to be fvking prickly, let her keep her legs fvking closed.Even ma sis, preach that gospel instead of buying the sympathy with emotional words. Better cautious than be sorry.

MY NIGGA!

Natotogokillme:
Best way to dump a biitch? Take her to a hotel room and fawk her hard. And when she's about to have orgasm, pull out and tell her it's over. Bang the door in her face when you're leaving.

Exactly bro. Too many pusssy niggas out here. It fuccking annoying

Babzilla:
Thats realt talk bro. Sadly many guys dont know the difference btw a slam piece and a keeper. they wanna put a ring on a hoe then later cry like a bìtch

TuneChi369:
Oh,because you don't have a sis and you think you free.They said karma is a bitch...and it's awaits you...Na nairaland here we dey when you go come complain last last.

Only pusssy niggas are scared of karma. Are you a pusssy nigga or a bro? Choose wisely

I hear you bro

bitchcrafts:
The "let's just be friends" is my favorite approach, stvpidly intelligent reasons to back up my stand. Style so foolhardy esp if you want a solemn, no noise brkup, no tears in her face till she reaches her home where she buries her head in a pillow to cry out her lungs. Works 99.9% of the time , I concur.

TuneChi369:
Why not act matured and tell her you both should path ways with concrete reasons than doing the above to her? How would you feel if all what you said are done to your sister or sisters?....think twice dude.

Bros have no guilt brother so IDGAF. I don't have any sisters but if I did then she deserves the same treatment if she's becomes someone's slam piece. A slam piece is a biitch and biitches deserve no love :-/

iyamchee:
People like you never achieve anything in life. You deserve to be publicly flogged and hanged for this shit..... You are a Fucck boy!! You disrespect women, thats what makes you a fucck boy. You need to have a rethink and undergo reorientation cause I can tell you fo sure that your life is fuccked!!........Fucck Boy

PUSSSY! Go suck a dick you fucckin fa.ggot. Read the title next time pusssy boy - BROS ONLY. You're a pusssy, not a bro so fucck off!

ronald4lif:
She just signed her death warrant by daring such. Murder is a crime but I won't mind sniffing the life out of her and embrace the gulag.

You a real bro

Freakypinky:
God bless that drama Queen that hurt this bad

STFU hoe

Freakypinky:
You can't dump a b!tch that way.
only mommy's girls would fall for that .

A real b!tch would smash your car and light up your apartment if you ever try something funny.

Typical biitch. Always wanna talk even when their opinion was not sought for. Did you miss the BROS ONLY in parenthesis or are you just a hoe looking for dicck. Fucck outta my thread. Biitches are not invited [

You’ve had enough of this shiit. You and your bros are at the bar just having a quiet little evening chugging some good beer and discussing money when you feel the vibration in your pocket. It’s a text message from your fuccking slam piece. “Where R you?? I thought we were supposed to hang out tonight!!” Bleep this bitch. You guys have been banging for the past two months and in a drunken moment of insanity, you actually agreed to the ultimate bro hell: a relationship. Ever since then she’s been crazy as Bleep. She tries to get you to meet all her friends, hang out before midnight, and even be seen at bars together. And worst of all, she expects you to be sober the entire time. This shiit just isn’t cutting it – you’re a fuccking bro – you weren’t meant to live in society’s fuccking cage of monogamy. As you read the text message you snap – tonight, much like every night, was made for you and your bros to get fuccked up and hook up with slam pieces.

Through the haze of chugging three bottles, you see a familiar face across the bar. You don’t remember her name, but let’s be honest, outside of your favorite porn star, what girl’s name do you remember? Then it hits you – that’s one of your slam piece’s friends. Sure she was annoying as fucck when you met her, but you might as well fucck her because she was looking for some dickin’. You approach her and within 10 minutes, you’re getting fuccking dome shots in the girls’ bathroom. Thirty minutes after you emerged from the ladies room doing “The Dougie” while your bros chanted your name, your slam piece calls – she’s fucking pissed. You don’t pick up the phone and don’t even fuccking bother listening to the 5 minute long screaming voicemail. You just send her the three words that make you a free man: “We’re done bittch.” Serves her right. That’s what she fuccking gets for trying to control you. While bros hate being trapped in a relationship – you better fuccking believe they love dumping bitches.

Now I know what everyone out there is saying – “How the fucck would bros ever get into a situation where they would have to dump a bittch? Bros don’t have girlfriends, they have slam pieces!” While this is by definition true, there’s a problem. Slam pieces realize bros are the most genetically perfect human beings so they naturally get attached. They don’t want just a one night stand, they want the whole fuccking thing. Sadly, there is only so much bro to go around, therefore we have to step up and do the right thing. We have to let those biitches know when we’ve used them up. Bros get such a fuccking high by seeing how devastated a girl gets when she finds out she’ll never get to bang them again. The more she cries and begs to stay together, the more he realizes, “I’m really fuccking good at banging!” So how does a bro dump a girl? Let’s take a fuccking look!

1. Loud Public Dumping – Everyone says the smart thing to do when you’re breaking up is to do it in public - that way there won’t be a scene. Well, bros do that shiit in public, but they do it to make a scene. By dumping a girl at the bar, while everyone and their fuccking mother is around to witness it, not only do you let the World know that you’re single and ready to bang some stranger, but that you are the one that did the dumping. Slam pieces fuccking love a bro who’s in charge, so this shiit just makes you even more of a bang-magnet.

2. Ignore Her – Say it’s past the point of a public dumping and you just want to move on and really never talk to her again. In this case, it’s best to just ignore the shiit out of her. When I say ignore, I don’t mean just wait longer to return her phone calls or text messages – I mean just straight up pretend that she never fuccking existed. Like say you run into her at the bar - treat her like a stranger. When she comes screaming in your face about why you won’t talk to her, ask her what her name is. She’ll probably call you an asshole or some shiit, but just tell her that’s not your name and introduce yourself. If she doesn’t get the picture by this point, make it clear that you’re single and ask her if she’s got a boyfriend. By acting like she doesn’t exist, eventually she won’t. Fucck that biitch

3. Cheat on Her - Sometimes, bros just need to do the honorable thing: bang another slam piece. Now this is tricky - since bros are the smartest people on the fuccking planet, they always get away with cheating, but when you’re trying to dump a biitch, you WANT to get caught. Perhaps the best method is by banging one of your girlfriend’s roommates, friends, or even one of her sisters. This ensures that she will definitely find out. In addition banging one of her close friends will be easy as shiit since all girls fuccking do is gossip, so they will have definitely heard how fuccking awesome you are at banging. She’ll usually be so embarrassed that she’ll never want to speak to you again, which is obviously a fuccking jackpot. Side effects for her may include years of therapy, but don’t worry - her future husband/ “taster of your dick” will pay for that.

“Let’s just be friends.” It’s a phrase the rest of society uses when they break up. It may ease their guilt, but luckily for us – we don’t get guilt. When bros dump biitches, there’s no worrying about her feelings or telling her “it’s gonna be alright” while you gently pat her on the back – there’s fuccking tears! After all, being with a bro is the pinnacle of any girl’s life. Despite her violent eruptions and ridiculous claims that we’re “assholes” for sleeping with their sisters, time will pass. You fuccking know that some late night down the road you’ll get that text saying, “What are you up 2??” Oh, she’ll be back for another ride on the almighty D – they always come back.

Only true bros will understand
Don't be a pusssy, be a fuccking bro

naughtynaughty:
which hoe? Ur sista? Or slut of a gf?

you

Another hoe on the loose

akike:
Chai! See painment

Give me the nameof that woman that ruined your life, I will report her to God on your behalf

Kill yourself bro. You're a waste of space

akike:
FVCK OFF
GAY TROLL!

No you fucck off! Gtfo my thread. You're obviously a weakling, the type that makes all these hoes feel like theyre relevant. A real man knows his worth. I'm not gay. I fvck them whenever I want. They are all hoes, easy to use and dump. Your mum is a hoe too

akike:
Clearly, you are a gay

Go fucck yourself wasteman

akike:
trollolololol
Why is your mother useless?

Because she's a hoe just like every other woman including your mum

joeblaze:
clearly, someone wasnt loved enough as a child and has now decided to rant on NL...

Actually I was loved a lot. By my father who brought me and my brothers up. Didn't need any hoe of a woman. He did it all by himself. He let the hoe out of the kitchen, got her a job but the animal went wild as they usually do. She was ready to fucck anything that had a dick and died in the process. RIP to the hoe. She can now ride the devil's dick for all eternity ✌

And who's gonna abolish it?

layla129:
Lmao! Who do you like this? Who are you debating with? Which lady smashed your heart? Which lady denied you sex?
Come here, and talk to mama ...you sound too pained dear

Who give this thing access to the internet?

multikolour:
Guy don't forget your mother and sisters are included.

And by your write up, I believe if your mum was the way you described up here you would have bin roaming the street by now.

so please respect women.

why the fvck are you bringing my mum into this. let the hoe RIP

durentdbiitch:
Dis fooolish kid is back,


guess u must hav forgotten my moniker.

i know you're a t.wat. why the fvck are you stalking me? dickhead

The only thing they're useful for is reproduction, but they can't reproduce without men. So are there any things that women can do that makes them a bit useful? even a tiny bit? And no, the professional chefs are men, they make 1000 times better sandwiches than women. men control our emotions, women cannot. Feminism has brainwashed women to become even dumber than they were before. Now thy're just delusional. If men ignore women, they're redundant. That makes women very useless. We men are protectors, hunters, food gatherers, history civilization builders. God made man first. Men are main object of God, women are trash. And besides, thanks to men, women can make babies. The only thing what women can do is childbirth, but not without men! What we men can do is protect, hunt, civilization building, inventing, make kids etc...

It's a scientific fact that men are smarter than women (they have a lot more gray matter). Women may have better language skills, but they use that skill to lie, manipulate, be petty, everything stupid and useless

Note to all real men: If you have a woman, don't let it out of the kitchen. those animals are lunatics

HOES EVERYWHERE.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET THESE LUNATICS OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

BORED AF


any girl want to suck a dick for free?

Strahovski1:
Jesus condom is photoshoped.

What's with you black people? Gosh..

if you have a problem with black people then what the fvck are you doing on this forum? shouldn't you be busy inbreeding with your mum? Kill yourself please. too many people in the world anyway

lol