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roymary:
I no dey joke bro...You are an average miscreant i see once in awhile. I will beat you mercilessly and i swear on that. I no get time for your foolishness.

save your swearing for someone who cares. olodo. its all empty threats to me
you don't have time but you have time to fvcking quote me.
hop off my mentions poverty stricken ugly ass chimp

Women are dumb asf

roymary:
The only waste of space here is you. Stop to dey take drug cos You don mad finish. If to say i see you now - trust me i for beat you like say you thief something.

its always the weak ediots that are always making big big threats on the internet. up your game bro. anyone can say that poo up there. try again

kennyddonn:
aaah wetin he do u, abii he don rape ur mama like @sugabee

go and kill yourself

[quote author=adesegun121 post=40467904][/quote]do me a favour please,
gerrarahere and
go and hang yourself.

roymary:
Rejection of the highest order- Back to sender- I sure say your parents run leave you for small. You sadist.

go hang yourself. you add no value to this world. waste of space

southniyikaye:
shey him Bleep ur mama join your sister ni?why the heavy curse?

fvck you hoe

roymary:
For your mind now God go answer that mumu prayer You are hopeless.

and you are senseless. you will die too.

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ZoboKunu:
Stop blaming Jonathan, who forced them to promise heaven and earth?

Kill yourself

Nigerians are ugly apes

10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome

I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fvcking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.

9. Men are not sponges

Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fvcking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.

8. Women are racists

Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fvck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fvcking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.

7. Men live less than women

The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!

6. Men write illegibly

Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shiit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.

5. Jesus was a man

Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shiit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.

4. Men wear watches

Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. idiots
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fvcking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shiit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fvcking fastidious manner, so get the fvck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.

3. Boys destroy things

The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!

2. Marriage is stu.pid

Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fvck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fvck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.

Marriage is still stu.pid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stu.pid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.

1. Men have pen.ises

When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t Bleep up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fvcking courteous.’

Men Are Better Than Women.
cc lalasticlala

noblezone:
OP,
Wetin dey worry you?

The man is in APC for goodness sake.
All "progressives" are saints.

stfu nigga