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Dani1luv is d bushiest pig here

dani1luv: Lol

abeg comot frm here jo. . .

larride: Na today, na only to dey ban people na him Dani sabi. I think its high time this section has an active MOD not just Ban MOD

dont mind him, after posting stale joke, d nxt thing is for him to start banning ppl anyhw. . . .mumu mode

I just got a confirmation from MTN this night that i am the confirmed winner of the MTN AEROPLANE BONANZA for recharging N200.

To this end, i am placing this vacancy notice for a professional pilot to dey drive me about.
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QUALIFICATIONS:
*Applicant must be a PHD holder.
* Must have at least 30 years experience.
* Must have pilot for DANA & SOSOLISO and survived crashes
everal times.

SALARY VERY ATTRACTIVE: N30, 000/mth (thirty thousand naira monthly).
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If interested, get d application form and submit with N100, 000 non refundable fee.
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PS: Abeg anybody get warehouse where i fit rent to dey park my aeroplane till i build my own??

Una knw say dis winning take me unaware

pearl~hapi:
lmao you could try harder baeby cos dey wee not be a nextym•i aff vex,you guys aint gettn any joke frm me

can u be my ifunaya?

Yeah...bunmioguns spoke abt u and it was so..he said u funny die.....

~vicky~:
and it got me laffing too

so, u are d one dt bunmioguns used to talk abt...anyway, he said dt i shld extend his greetings to u and pearl and dt he is on a very loooong journey which was sent by Dani1luv nd dt he did nt knw d time he wld arrive...bt for d main time, he said i shld be watching over u because u mean so much to him..is it true?

Bunmioguns called me today and told me to greet u guys. . .he mentioned BG, His godfather, Larride, His Prime Minister and Jojo Armani his VP. . . .as he mentioned Dani1luv, the call was aborted. . .wanna ask, pls who is Dani1luv or wetin be im name sef

pearl~hapi:
GIRL: Hi, I'm Vanessa and I'm frm Aluu community in Rivers State.What's ur name??

GUY:am Usain Bolt and please don't bother knowing where am from =))[runs for he's dear life]

am only laffing because Bunmioguns had instructed dt I shld be laffing @ all ur post

Why must all Jokes be directed towards Pastors....@OP..May God forgive you

dani1luv: banned y'all. .I actually studied the whole iish. .and discovered bunmioguns usually starts the beef. .causing MOGULO to fire him back
He mentions MOGULO. first in every thread

You are being biassed...booqee, Larride and others can actually testify to it dt Mogulo actually started d whole scenerio...am nt even disputing d fact dt he yabbeb me, bt i cant take it lightly wit anybody yabbing my parents....or yabbing me in d lang i dont even understand

and u call this one joke. . . .thank God sey Bunmioguns don travel

To my fellow jokers,

Bunmioguns has gone on a very long journey and will be back as soon as possible. before his arrival, I will be keeping you people entertained as he had instructed me.

Thank you.

why was bunmioguns banned?. . .is it nw an offence to report somebody that is yabbing my family