₦airaland Forum

farano:
1. Police: S/he has his own handcuffs lol

2. Bankers: They normally spend a lot of time in the office waiting for feedback and turnaround.

3. Chefs/Cooks: Being experts on how food tastes, it is harder for them to enjoy your food since they have the ability to notice subtle mistakes.

4. Nurses: They work both day and night shifts.

5. Firefighters: You'll make yourself crazy worrying about him or her

You are free to add yours.

in what way can this post increase the price of bonny light crude oil in the international market

ApexTitan:
I saw this on the front page and thought I was going to read an opinion piece styled essay only to come here and see the scant first post. Why did the moderator create false impressions with thread title? Oh well.

its all about connection if u have connection in nairaland the mods will put u on the front page corruption in every aspect of life in nigeria

she is still ugly even if she wear a dress of 3 million naira she will still be ugly........... oooo sorry ive just been proved wrong the dress cost 3 million naira

omo see question why did boko haram bomb central mosque in kano............. answer because they are boko haram

this is my i care face

if i say i understand what is going on here i am lying but anyway thank god i will never write[i] jamb[/i] # i now school in togo france

UnknownT:
I would like to teach Highway Engineering

armed criminal aka gentle man on the highway

haba mana is nigeria at war? in those days we only hear of those roadside bomb stuffs in avanistan , tehran etal but now its just as normal as anytin

I am in france now

To drink garri and pap this morning no go bad o

vheMa:
I welcome you all to this thread,as you've already
known I'm gonna talk about the Problems that's
dealing with us right here in nigeria. But before
that,do you know that all this Problems facing us
starts with "P" You're amazed? then let's see
how it goes

1: Politicians - you all gonna agree with me that
this one of our grate Problem in this country

2: Police - when I mean police,I am not talking of
all,its just that the bad ones has more population
than the good ones

3: PHCN - Nobody is gonna ague with me on
this,we've known it to be kinda calamity type

4: People - hmm,you're having a fight within you
with me . Since you've heard you're one the
problems,let's just be realistic. Are you not one of
the Problems

5: Pastor - No offense like Mrcork do says,yeah I
mean fake pastors,when you're using the name of
the Lord to cheat different kind of persons,now tell
how is it gonna be if your name is been to
blaspheme (mouth sealed)

6: President -i don't think we've for once had a
good one,or do you think so? There's this say,that
state thus "when the head has spoilt,what else are
the remaining part gonna do "

7: Parties

8: Prostitutes

All these could have not been Possible if the
problem itself doesn't starts with P

pû$sy

Gej is like a child caught with his hands in d cookie jar :-)

Laredojohn:
Saw this advert for ministers and pastors, naija my country where every position is a job.

its not funny and stop liking ur own post who doese dat

There salary is high Because they make the rules. This is kindof like what hapens wen u are given a blank check by a blind man

kelechiMarie:
fifthed

sixted

aljharem:
It all has to do with your perception. I am proud to be one and my way of life MIGHT CONVERT YOU

ok i wish u all d best in ur chosen relegion. But as for me and my household we shall serve the lord

aljharem:
I respectfully disagree with you sir.

Arabic is not our language so is English but our official language is English. Just like Niger, their official language is French.

Now how many people can read Arabic ? Lets be honest with ourselves, the only Arabic likes of us can recognise are the ones written in the Quran not taking it to the extent of writing it on our money.

In Nigeria, we need to take different groups along, the Christians are not comfortable with the Arabic inscription on the Note. Why not just remove it and write in Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo and English. This why we can convert more Christians to Muslims just as Prophet Mohammed said (S.A.W)

baba sorry to say this but i dont think i can be converted to islam i would rather die than convert #i mean it. Islam is just too volatile. Dont quote me to spew trash

Good news go soon buy my gun(aginótu). For hunting purpose only

Abeg make assu rest there own don too much. Make person think abt serious things abeg

Its news like this that make me wish i schooled in france. And i went to that FCE yesterday o. I just pray they dont bomb federal uniuersity of tech. minna

Na by advert? Person way go loose go still loose

Kachisbarbie:
I guess this only for guys...because I am 31 and I have done none
..aiii, I have done one - I have bank account.

___so I should swallow 'otapiapia'?

OK I SCHOOL IN FRANCE

1025:
HE WAS LUCKY TO HAVE LAST WORDS AS MANY OF THE IGBOS THEY BETRAYED DURING THE BIAFRAN CIVIL WAR HAD NO TIME TO SAY THEIR LAST WORDS LOL.

E NO FUNNY NO BODY FOLLOW U LAUGH NO BODY GO EVEN LIKE UR POST IF U WANT THE LIKE UR OWN POST NA U SABI

dridowu:
Good Morning Nigerians
God Bless Our Hustle

REDUCE OUR STRESS AND DOUBLE OUR INCOME AMEN! AND#I SCHOOL IN FRANCE