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I dey show wen I'm make frontpage

thankyouJesus:

Why u dey like dis na

Why u open thread still come take first to comment....Mtcheeewww

Oya I don vex, I no dey yarn u dey tori agn

mystiqueDZ: Banky w with his crappy razzy songs!

Songs of Solomon..... I still love Banky though

mystiqueDZ: Notation...I see all the linguists and musicians..

*Allo señorita..buenos Dias #Missy...

Musicians in naija all sing crap except my own Banky W!

My Wife sha....

I'm not bad but would just wish mom don't die in d process

Shea if I say I just wan book space incase e make front page una go vex

Make I comment jor.... I dey find stuff wey go make frontpage

1. Yo yo yo African bend down(2x
Bend down........ bend down........ bend down..... bend down.... *****continues till infinity *****

2. My, my ,my ,my mother told me....(kpa kpa)
Dat she will buy me.....(kpa kpa)
My mother told me, dat she will buy me....

3. Old soldier is dead and gone to his grave...mmm, ahhh,gone to his grave .....#continue it for urself, my mb dey rush ......

4. Obey, Obey .... Obey Obey
Obedience is Bette dan sacrifice!

5. Today is bright ,is bright and fair
O happy day, a day of joy(2x



#I dey come back

Really heartbreaking....
Two brave brothers sha, may God give dem a renewed peace of mind!

4 jor.....

D game no even tight sef

Cool

Good for dem

Olusanya333: doesn't I? Which school did you go to?

To Atainim development comprehensive commercial community government school.....I know u doesn't understand me #winkz




*****Wats wrong with Nairaland agn, Its smileys r not applying *****

Olusanya333: Blue house came last in the just concluded inter-house sport.

Sport sounds just like spot, I'm right, doesn't I?

Komzzy1: pls help him out

Out of d blue

Olusanya333: It means disorderliness.

Not as if I didn't know
U should av started ur sentence with my last word"pls"
Don't spoil d game

Olusanya333: Words like yours cause Crinkle-crankle

Crinkle-crankle, I swear I can't find dat in d dictionary, can u help me out with its meaning pls

Mehn if dis r all true, den its Awesome...
I so much believe on dat Mourihno's 'bright future' policy! Its hilarious

krall: 1. Tie your phone and 2 garlic in a red cloth.
Pour little fresh palmwine on it while sprinkling ground potash on it

2. Put ground fresh pepper in a pot, add onions, clay soil and 2 small feathers and boil for 2 mins. Add small water.

3. Rub the hot paste all over your hands(for fast typing) and on your eyes(for sharp seeing) and hold your phone while chanting some incantations that will be ministered to you.

4.When you are done. Bath cold water in the middle of your yard by 1am.

From that day forward, front page threads will never pass you by again. Even the ones you create will be moved to front page.

Cheers!!!

Guy u harsh ooo

Its scary.... Sorry sweet baby...

Bernardinho: why? inbtw which month are u

MARCHland

Rightly said man..... Tank u






Y'all welcomed to September, d beginning of d ember months!

I wish I was born on ........











25th December

D answer is so simple and clear.....
What love will make u raise another man's child wen d man is around and alive...
Wat if in d nearest future d "drummer boy" comes to claim his own child?
Ur girlfriend is not just worth all u're going through for her afterall she open up to u she can't resist sex temptation, is dat not enough reasons to run for ur dear life?


Love ko cheat ni
Smh.... Guy u just dey dull ur future unless u wan open ur own Child support initiative

D answer is so simple and clear.....
Ur girlfriend no be today babe, imagine she been even terminate one kind foetus like dat before u even come meet am and I'm sure she didn't reveal dis to u in d course of d relationship if not for dis kasala wey happen.....
Dey dier dey dull urself.... in fact u dey vex me sef

Boring



#Copyandpaste.....Mtcheeerwwww

Olusanya333: Discussion is a Ten letter words with various usage

Usage really? wen I was young I used to think it is spelled as "Yousearch"

talk2riel: Prick her with the needle

Needle is a mechanism used in sewing clothes or so I guess