₦airaland Forum

Adaobi12:
. miss Nairaland.

I dey look u with one eye

charijee:
[color=#8B4513]I've been on top of the house observing things. ...how's your day going?[/color]

Top of the house asin on top of roof

Well am gud n u ?

charijee:
[color=#8B4513]Greetings lovelies
My precious JeffreyJamez
Lanicky & immortalvoices
Cheriepet & 3Dimension
Trypa & davep
Nickymezor & dre11
Adaobi12 & Toniro
Ggrin & kingTom
Khiaa & bunchersstab
Starshyne & logoDWhiz
SexySapphire &
Princesschi &
My ears dey itch for amebo ...Lanicky come gimme update jor....davep where's my own [/color]

Charijee where ave u been?

charijee:
[color=#8B4513]Greetings lovelies
My precious JeffreyJamez
Lanicky & immortalvoices
Cheriepet & 3Dimension
Trypa & davep
Nickymezor & dre11
Adaobi12 & Toniro
Ggrin & kingTom
Khiaa & bunchersstab
Starshyne & logoDWhiz
SexySapphire &
Princesschi &
My ears dey itch for amebo ...Lanicky come gimme update jor....davep where's my own [/color]

Hello dear how r u?

SexySapphire:
Babe, this sister here doesn't have the liver for stuffs like that ooooo. Na so so shy go dey worry me.

Lolzzzz

Adaobi12:
I nominate Trypa I nominate Trypa

Nominate kwa

What are my nominated for?

daveP:
kt now i no like that. (forced to attempt rko) trypa wat's this

Ask him o I don't no what he is talking about

daveP:
happy easter hon. Watsup. Guess you got the pin?

Same here dear missing u babe

What pin?

KingTom:
Na you na, I recognize your vagi.....

Hey everybody come o, cone n hear what kingtom is saying o

U must b evicted from dis house lolzzz by fire or by force

Cheriepet:
have been around n hanging... hope u are taking good care of my Davey n my Lil niece/nephew..

Happy Easter dearest

Am taking gud care of them o


Happy easter to u dear

lanicky:
Gudevening family

I'm so sorry....I can't wait anylonger I need sleep now...I'm not feeling too good.


Catch ya'all tmao.


Sis Cheriepet
Sis charijee nd bro JeffreyJamez
daveP nd Trypa
KingTom
dre11
khiaa
immortalvoices
Princesschi
SexySapphire
Alphagentman
&
ggrin.


Happy Easter 'er body....((muaaaah)) love u'all
Goodnight

Happy easter to u lil angel get well soon

KingTom:
You guys would miss me, and besides I delivered your Octuplets

Na dat ur girl friend khiaa na u deliver no b mi o

Happy easter

Hmmm I better comment my result for now

KingTom:
No i'm still cool

Lie lie lanicky must fine someone else to take over u we must call a fami.y meeting:p

KingTom:
Iya weyrey

Kingtom r u sure u n dis ggrin are fine? Becus from what am observing u guys ave gone kolomenter n aren't ment to b a family doctor but a family comedian

Cheriepet:
My Davey *hugs* longest time

I am sorry for leaving for a long time.... how is Trypa n my niece/nephew?

.



Dearest I missed u where ave u been all dis while?

ggrin:
what's this one saying now

U know what am talking about

immortalvoices:
ggrin not again...

U dey take weed wen u dey nairaland ni

Calling lanicky to witness hw u edit my comment or see my grammatical blunder

U get time to answer dat drunker
He don't only takes weed but also coke u no na

lanicky:
Thanks jare..

His mouth is always bad....me sef get bad mouth but I like to dey do like gentle girl.

Lolzz confam gentle girl

How u dey jare


Abeg who b dis ggrin? His bra mouth is getting out of hand :p

lanicky:
Hmmm! I'm seeing things others do not see


*singing* I'm higgggghhhhhhhhh.......highhhhhhhhhhh.....higggggggghhhhhhh...awww! I sayyyytyt hiiuuggggggh....*shaking bum*....I'm seriously hiiiiiuughhhhh on ijebu garri.....ggrin CUM let's dance together.


Sis charijee......sis Cheriepet....bro JeffreyJamez....dre11....daveP....Trypa...KingTom....
LogoDWhiz...Princesschi...SexySapphire...
khiaa...toniro...Ashonibarenla...nd uuuuuu!

Come nd dance with me.

*singing*
Nene nene....people dey run run

Nene...nene don baba de....

Lolzzzzz ur dancing step is making bad sense mi dey feel u

No mind kingtom n his bad mouth

lanicky:
Hey! Wait, we all know ladies have so many weird habit that guys find funny or confusing. Although, some are a little exaggerated, but some are actually true.


Let's look at some funny & weird things that for some reason, turned into OUR everyday girly habit. (if not all of us atleast 60% of us).


1) We arrange things into the right place and then we forget where the right place was.

2) When we look at our selves in the mirror, we often think: "It would ve gr8 to have a picture taken in this position"

3) We do take picture anywhere, anytime not minding what people would think of us. (We take pictures in the car, while walking on the street, when we wake up @ night, immediately we leave the bathroom, while eating in the church nd so many funny places) lol

4) We set our alarm for 10 minutes earlier than needed and oversleep anyway.

5) We throw our phone into our big purse and then spasmodically, look for it and can't find it when it rings. Lmao.

6) When we're in a hurry, we look for our cap which is right on our head.....simetimes keys that we had in our hands just couple of second ago.

7) When we look for stuffs around the house, we secretly which those things have a ringing tune.

We definitely need to check out how we look in the mirror before hitting the ourtside world.

9) It's okay for us to dance with other women without thinking that we're ∵gay∵ but when we see two men dancing together, we quickly start having second thoughts.

10) We always have nothing to wear, even if our wardrobe is overloaded with colourful dresses.

11) We often feel insecure about our breast size.

12) Our walking posture changes from catwalk to zig zag or from zig zag to catwalk nd we raise our chin high when we're about to pass through where so many guys are.

13) We always carry big purse or bag full of stuff that we never use, but we always think we would need them some day.

14) We always apply mascara with an open mouth and if we ever attempt to shut it up, we always mess up nd get the mascara stain.

15) We have a special look nd voice tune assigned to every call we make. it's either disgusting, happy, angry, innocent or normal.

16) We brush our hair before going to bed.

17) We are never satisfied, no matter how beautiful we look.

18) Sometimes we fake pleasure, because our man faked the pre-intimacy.

19) We think all beer tastes thesame

20) We dress up nicely and apply make up to go grocery shopping, empty the garbage or even to just answer the phone.

21) When we use a map we need to turn into the direction we so desire even if it's not the right way.

22) When we say to a guy "well....nothing....", we mean an entirely different thing.

23) We're never wrong we wait for men to take initiative and apologize.

24) When we cry we would love some one to see it and offer us a cuddle.

25) When we go on a 2 day trip we usually pack over 8 outfits, just incase we will hesitate about what to wear.

26) We don't always keep to time cos of make up session and all when going for a date.

27) Some of us cry while watching a tragic movie.

28) We crush on our best actor in a movie.

29) Some of us have 50 different items in our bathroom or make up shelve which men would hardly identify.

30) In entertainnent m, while men are seeking the escape from reality, we ladies on the other hand, look fo stuff that reminds us about the real life. Lol.

Weird isn't it?......I hope u find this facts interesting and I hope that I could make u smile. If no.....m sorry, I would try better next time. ToOoOdles

Hey lanicky o u no go kill mi o

SexySapphire:
My God!!! So much love you showered on me yesterday. I'm so lucky and grateful having you as a friend. You made my day a special one. Thank you for the very lovely wishes and prayers May we always have cause to rejoice with one another. Love you all. Special thanks to Charijee, who took her time in making sure I had a fabulous fun-filled day. Thanks so much bae.

Charijee
JeffreyJamez
Lanicky
Cheriepet
Davep
Trypa
Dre11
Toniro
LogoDWhiz
JigsawKillah
KingTom
Adaobi12
Princesschi
Kingphilip
Nickymezor
Susrite
Mzlaurel
Akinsadeez

U r welcome honey u deserve d best oh

Adaobi12:
. trypa, how far. where have you been?

My dear I dey akwu ukwu oh

Watin man pikin go do na .



Shey u are on bbm?

SexySapphire:
You know you're the best right? By the way, where's Trypa? Not seen her in a while.

Am here dear am here dear

Wish u long life n prosperity

charijee:
[color=#8B4513]where are my e-buddies?
Cc
JeffreyJamez
Lanicky
Cheriepet
Davep
Trypa
Dre11
Toniro
LogoDWhiz
JigsawKillah
KingTom
Adaobi12
Princesschi
Kingphilip
Nickymezor
Susrite
Mzlaurel
Akinsadeez
And you, yes you, come celebrate with a sis
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Charpet. Ha where ave u been all dis while?



Sexy dear I wish u long life n prosperity any tin u lay ur hand in dis life she prosper in jesus name

Amen

lanicky:
Answer dat question miss Trypa..cos I'm always here

Lolzzzz am here too baby

daveP:
sup dear

Am gud dear

How r u?

Adaobi12:
. Trypa kee ije?

Nne anomu ya o

Kedu unke ne menu?

Adaobi12:
Hi family.

its bin a while. have been jacking for my exam.Am starting today. I need all the prayers I can get from you guys.

my sis Trypa
my runway bf davep
LOGODWHIZ
.

Wish u success in ur exam n u will come out in flying colour

lanicky:
Hehehe


woa! I welcome u nd ur sweety pie Bunchersstab to this e family house.

daveP pls do the needful....u know I'm not good with introductory speech.


Cc:
Sis charijee
Sis Cheriepet
Bro JeffreyJamez
dre11
Trypa
ggrin
Princesschi
chimrase2
immortalvoices
KingTom

Who else

This accreditation is fvcking slow....whoosh!

Am here lanicky n where d hell ave u been?

Adaobi12:
NNE dalu.

kedu?

Lolzzz u ave to pardon my igbo write up o

Well adimu uma