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JeffreyJamez:
Na you dey reign from politics section.......


I'm OK.....recovering from a flu sha

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Wic flu beko

dre11:
I was explaining the types of love we have and your moniker name falls there...........

Lolxx dre11 d moniker is funny sha

lanicky:
I know dis is coming late....u all ready know ao lazy I am


I welcome u'all tó the month of march.....happy need month of success, devine favour, Grace nd financial blessing

Shout out to every1.....u know I love u'all.

Bro Jeffreyjames $ Sis charijee
daveP & Trypa
3dimension & sis Cheriepet
Susrite
dre11
Princesschi
Nickymezor
LogoDWhiz
Lorlaahlozz
harlos
SexySapphire
toniro
Mum PrettySpicey.....I've missed u.
MzPreshie
spanzed.

......some of my (FS)

sam13
alpacino
alpacino,Blackeard, Crazysaint, charming247, MzMessiTohBadt, dammywapes
Claireshan1, irewolepeter, chisco, maxy097
franklingud, Tuntheycr7, chibwike, Captaincodes, ekmike, PucciGuru, Youngsage
Pedagogue, Mcfarlin, marcelie, Ezemust, Silvertuke, MsAnne, Yungmilio2, biodunberry, meelorlah & miztola.


*Happy new month*

Lanny baby wishing u a happy new year too love u

Isaddabai:
I Will Rather Die Than Vote Jonathan, By Ibraheem Dooba "The forthcoming presidential election is not politics. The gubernatorial contest in Lagos State between Jimi Agbaje and Akinwunmi Ambode is politics, since it’s a choice between two credible candidates. Obama versus Romney was politics. The gubernatorial contest in Jigawa is politics, since people have a choice to elect a candidate from a party (PDP) which has done well for them at state level or a candidate from a party (APC) that promises to revolutionize their lives positively.

I stand united with Sonala Olumhense, who said that the presidential election this year is a struggle for the soul of Nigeria. “Make no mistake: this struggle is for the soul of Nigeria, and you are either in the race for that soul, or assisting someone who is. Anyone who is neither running nor contributing productively works against Nigeria.”

So, it’s not politics! And it shouldn’t be construed as such. In this struggle, you can’t be on the fence, because there is no fence.

To give you one premise out of many, I read last week in Leadership newspaper that 13 of the Chibok girls’ parents have died. Among many deaths that GEJ caused with his actions and inactions, I attribute these deaths to him. The parents, the newspaper wrote, died due to stress-related illnesses on account of the kidnapping of their children. If that was the case, the deaths were quite avoidable. Some measures could have been taken by the president to reduce the feeling of hopelessness for parents in such a traumatic situation, such as showing concern, empathy, giving them hope, visiting the community and showering them with kind words.

Now imagine you were a Chibok parent, and listened to these presidential statements:

I’ve not gone to Chibok because it’s not a small place, it’s a whole local government – President Jonathan.

Going to Chibok will not bring back the girls – President Jonathan

When I looked at the list, 90% of the girls are Christians – President Jonathan

We don’t know where the Chibok girls are – President Jonathan

On the Chibok girls, I don’t want to be quoted – President Jonathan

We’ve rescued the girls [a lie] – Defense HQ

Nobody is missing – Patience Jonathan, the first lady

These are words from the leaders who are supposed to provide comfort. Indeed, it took the intervention of a teenage girl, Malala, from a foreign country, Pakistan, before our president agreed to meet the parents of the girls. And as if to rub it in, it was reported that someone in the president’s circle (where stealing is not corruption) attempted to steal the little money the parents were given.

And now you tell me that voting someone who enacted this nonsense is politics? This is just one case from many cases of the deaths that GEJ’s government has caused. As recent as last year, 2014, GEJ and his people believed that the criminally insane idiots in Boko Haram camp are fighting political war on behalf of “northerners” to make Nigeria ungovernable for him!

To prove that, Dr. (first name, Bastard) Okupe, the presidential spokesperson, suggested, on a Channels TV interview which I watched, that local government elections in Yobe State were conducted hitch free. That comment was to prove his case that Boko Haram does not attack northern political leaders. Like ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo said, if Jonathan and his aides had not wasted time believing that Boko Haram is a creation of his enemies armed to campaign against his government, these insufferable idiots would have long been defeated.

Yet, you want me to tolerate people who support this gang? Someone suggested some of my followers are my students and I should seek to convince them instead of killing our friendship. My response to that is, I’m not proud of a student with such a flawed logic as to support a government which has brought nothing to us in Nigeria save destruction. And I think the time to convince people is long gone. If you’ve not made up your mind that this is the worst government we’ve ever had in Nigeria, whatever your age, you’re beyond redemption. You’re unteachable.

Maybe I didn’t write plainly enough, earlier. I’ll do so now.

If I had a child old enough to vote and he told me that he’s going to vote Jonathan, I would disown him. Friends, if l lost, I would make new ones, but there’s no guarantee I can spawn a new child. This is how seriously I take this.

For the same reason, if an employee comes to me and says he’s voting for GEJ, I will thank him for his candour and fire him on the spot. I can’t risk contaminating my organization by such wicked thinking.

If I had a tenant who promises me to vote GEJ, I would hand him a quit notice without hesitation. I hope you get the point? Not yet? OK, here’s the final one: if I were having an open heart surgery, and the lead surgeon informs me that he’s voting for GEJ, I’ll ask him to drop his scalpel and let me die!

I’m sure you now get my point. Anybody but Jonathan."
Dr. Dooba, a data scientist, wrote in from 20 Persiaran Putra, Tronoh, Perak, Malaysia

Lolxxx die if u want to die na,it's a free world n suicide is also free


Hahahahaha

Abegi gej till jesus cum

Amen

Lol

Pple of our generation be committing suicide since d days of patient jonathan english blunder

Lol

Only here to read comment

Not dat I will wanna go bck to him bt d truth is dat I miss him badly!!!


KELLY I MISS U BADLY


Bt can not cum bck to u cus I found love now

bestestgirl:
The guy has been looking for what to do with that space since

Abi o

Dis na temptation

Nairalanders comment sha


Be making ma belle burst since the death of christ

Ibu n wife sha

dre11:
A car knock you down.



Is it commercial or private

It's a private

lanicky:
What!!

Yes dear

JeezZ am seeing sky blue n Gold bt ma kid broda is sEeing white n Golden colour wat d Bleep


Jefferyjames, charijee, cheripret, davep,princesschi, dre11, lanicky, cum n see confusion o

JeffreyJamez:
That's good t know Dear.... careful

Yeah tnks dear

lanicky:
@OP....she's not afraid of ur parents, she's afraid of ur engrishing...english rather.

Funny guy.

Lanicky u nerver cease to amuse mi beko no b sma engrish

JeffreyJamez:
Accident fa!!!! .......hope you've been taken care of?....

im ok

Yeah so am ok now

dre11:

Accident...... Where?

I was tryna cross d main road when a cap knock mi down bt am kul sha

JeffreyJamez:
Hellooooooo!!!!


Where's everyone?

Charijee?.... cheriepet?.... dre11?... lanicky?... trypa?.. Davep?

Na wa o

*puts on tv and chills alone *

Jj am her o bt mi had an accident yesterday n ma head hurt

How r u?

dre11:
I believe in change
#i have decided
GMB

dre11:
Do you think your post makes any meaning

Dre11 u dey here

His making a lot of sense lolZz abi u b Buhari supporter?


R.I.P to d dead

Prophessor:
yes the child is fvcked up

but that does not give her the right to condemn him, its against the natural school of law

Don't call God's own thing bleeped up plz

god can get angry


Well God help her to accept d child, it's not gonna b easy bt u never can tell at dis child will bring tomoRrow

Beamborla:
My dear, you just have to ignore him. Even from his grammatical construction and his way of reasoning, it's obvious he is not worth your stress.

I knw dear just tryna tell mi it's not all abt been a virgin! U understd ryt?

Nickymezor:
LOLZ @ the human mosquitoes. ...nt @ all....slept like a baby

Ok o cus I knw some pple like dreawaw can do so lolzZz

lanicky:
Gudmorning dear...ao was ur night?

President? Who told u dat?

LolzZz u ave been parading NL for sometime now so d post fit u


Ma nite was fyn how did ur day go?

shineeye:
u dont need to take it personal,i want to marry a virgin is the best marriage it makes the marriage complete because pureness in marriage is too pure in the eyes of God, why are you abusing me is it my fault that you lost your virginity?i have seen many broken marriages due to their wives are not pure am not the one to be blame for all this..

Shut up ur mouth do u knw mi? Did u knw if am a virgin or not?

Lemmi tell u something I ave an aunty who was a virgin b4 she got married, luckily her husband has d money n anytin needed, when they had prblm d man insults her dat she only came to eat money dat she lack manner n so, he don't respect her one bit, becus she aLways feel dat he married her virgin so she is all in all leta after everytin they marriage is notin to write home about for 23 year in marriage with sorrow n u call dat a pure marriage?

Now am in a relationship with ma guy thou I was raped while young at 13 by a frd, my guy respect mi to d last, his family, his sis, everybody y? Becus of ma character am not trying to b proud bt wat am tryna say is dat, u don't knw where love will lead u tomorrow, u mit end up marring a virgin n leta regret u might end up marrying non virgin n u will b d most happiest man on earth, do u knw y I love maself? Even as much as I envy virgins I alway advise ma younger to keep them self

4 for mi I knw I can't cheat on ma man cus he has everytin I want in a man. So dear don't say u must marry a virgin becus u don't knw wat God have set for u, d character of a lady matters n not her virginity speaking for maself thou

Love ya!!!

shineeye:
he still a virgin which is nice me too i will marry a virgin is the best love and the bible told us to marry virgins only

N one day u will marry dat virgin n ur virgin will give birth to a virgin daughter which in turn will get dis virgin one way or d oda n remain in ur house forever becus all men wanna marry a virgin
FOOL OF LIFE

Beamborla:
I'm not against you writing whatever you want to write, it's your opinion and everyone is entitled to one. But, Pls, leave rape victims out of this... being raped is painful enough then you would have to watch someone use that against you or use it as a silly means of getting back at someone.

You need to think twice before punching on your keypads.

Just leave d fool, he thinks been raped is sweet it really painful wouldn't want dat in ma nex life to cum

seedord247:
give it a trial and you won't be the same no more.....

[right]lolzZz when u knw urself n wat u can't do than u will scale through it

Nickymezor:
I'm doing grt...hw was ur nite?

It was fabulous n splendid n u how abt urs?

Hope d humans mosquito didn't disturb ur sleep?

Nickymezor:
welcome back dear. .hw was ur day?

o dearest my day when well

Ave missed u guys so much, so how u doing?

lanicky:
Gud too ave u back *hugs her nd her beautiful baby*

Oh! Dat stewpid boy...no I didn't figh with him, I don't need to fight with fools like him.

Ao're u? Nd ao was ur trip?

Stressful tho bt babe Pple r planing on making u NL president dis year n u knw, u deserve it

seedord247:
I have f!ngered a gurl in a theater room before.. But we complete tha sh!it in my car... Konji pop ups anywhere this days and if you aint that that strong to hold it you gottta do the shit real quick.

N he could not band n cast dat konjilation huh?