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Even as am still awaiting d printouts to be delivered dis wk, am already seeing myself @ iyana-ipaja Lagos camp! Cld u imagine dt guys? @Moshoodn n Flairlady, hope u guys are set cos we are getting there!

psoto: I'm nt really feeling bad dat I'm nt going for service I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ July but dis thread sef is already making me feel somehw. I used τ̅☺ consider where I wanted τ̅☺ work ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ service τ̅☺ before, but now, I think dat has been shifted τ̅☺ Oct. U guys r making me feel like u're already serving sef. All of u shygal, fairlady, 9-zeros, T-stone e.t.c. All d best τ̅☺ u guys. N keep re-thinking till u settle for d best o. Maybe after all of u av gone, then u can gist d prospective batch C pple abt how ur states r. One love.....

wow! Babe dt was so so touching! I wish dere's smtin I cld do to help! EGL really messed up mehn...it wld to be so nice to c all GREAT IFE mobilize @ once for Batch B! Well, God knows best sis. We will all get dere by God's grace. @9-zeros et al hope u guys won't forget to come back n gist bactch C aspirants on dos n donts...

psoto: I don't think so o. Cos our class rep sef told us we're nt going. Hw sure r u abt d info?

hen hen! Senate approved some supplementary results last 2 wks. D mitin wz even impromptu. But maybe ur dept didn't meet up still ssha...it is well!

nell07: i'm rootin for 'gidi too.
Just prayn it works

It will bros. With God...

[quote author=psoto][/quote]sowi jare. I tot u were a guy. But senate approved u guys result na. Y aint very sure of batch B?

psoto: Wow. Didn't knw dis tread was going τ̅☺ turn into something like dis. D last time I was here was during d fierce argument abt going or nt going for July batch. Can see u guys r having so much fun. Well, for some of us dat r seriously I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ doubt abt our mobilisation for July batch, we can only watch n b happy for d rest of u. Happy Sunday τ̅☺ y'all.

Bros, wch sch u grad from?

moshoodn: I think flairlady wants in bro. . .
I'm still loyal to your dream o!

yes Boss! We are on point!

[quote author=9-zeros][/quote]wow! This is really expository! God bless you real good. Am jotting them down already!!!

flairlady: am for lagos too.

thanks Flairlady! Now for Lagos we have...Moshoodn, T.stone and Flairllady....

@all. As for Lasgidi tinz we hv on ground T.stone, Moshoodn,...we stil need a lady to join the train. Flairlady hw far cos BJ88 don break my heart too o

moshoodn: This is so so so so integrally extremely exclusively cool!!
So. . . As we been jam for the camp for iyana-ipaja, i been come dey tell you say your guy wan sneak out go chop o.
You been come dey call our other people na, wey they just dey smile like 3 day old baby.
So we just been enter #50 bus enter my crib for Abule Egba go chow.
You know now, enter The scorpios also go step down. . .
We been come enter bus back to base na!

Baba u too gbaski! U get am too much. Na d lady I neva kno now Moshoodn...u get any idea?

BJ88: Hey!how is the house?hope u guys had a splendid wkend?
@9-zeros n uncle T-stone:i dey vex for una o.
@shygal:how are u doing!

BJ wetin we do abeg? Abeg make una no vex for ur guys...

#Thinking#
I just woke up now. I dreamt I found mysef in a particular camp. All I cld see wz corps members in their khaki attire including my humble sef. My hands were inside my pocket as I dey bounce around d camp ground like person wey neva get problem b4. Suddenly, I saw a soldier standing n given out instructions to his platoon group. Then I walked up to him n asked him where I was.
Soldier: O'boyna Lasgidi camp be dis oh! Make una open ur eyez well well!(With a very thick voice)
Na I'm I say to masef say e don happen. I hapi sotey I no kno wen I giv d guy a knock on top his head!!!
As I dey waka still dey pose around na I'm I hear sme pipu dey call...
People: UNCLE T.STONE! UNCLE T.STONE!! UNCLE T.STONE!!!
As I turn make I c who dem be...u can't believe d pipu wey I c! Dem be my pipu on top dis thread for Nairaland ssha. A guy. N lady wey I no con kno wela dem be ssha. Maybe una all fit elp me now ssha. For d guy cld it be 9-zeros,luvola, dis nu guy...shakz wey just enta d thread or my cool handsome guy Moshoodn or any of this guys for here? And for d lady I no kno weda na shygal, Flairlady, BJ88(d only babe I wan take home to mama for this thread), sexy:ify(dt nu babe also), ebicon n al dis babes for here also?
Anyways I gave the guy a congratulatory handshake. As for the babe, trust Uncle nah I give her a warm hug sotey dt ma body sef dey feel shock!( I don anta am). Now, as I say make I adjust dey enjoy d whole tin na I'm I wake up from my DREAMLAND con find mysef for NAIRALAND!!!

[quote author=9-zeros]um, i dont know d poster. i cant tell if he'z real or fake but lets just be careful wit whom we entrust wit money. i got ma links ready 4 d green light.[/quote]@guys pls be careful o...chairman don talk alredi.

moshoodn: Doesn't actually work that way. . .
Half of my friends living around me here in lasgidi that schooled there got posted further up north and some around abuja axis.

God dey moi fwend!

anthills: Nysc related problems
like (redeployment,
posting etc)
if youve got nysc related
problems like
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etc call 081 7651 7738 to help solve it.

9-zeros do u kno abt dis?
@Anthills...I no understand your post on this thread...

It seems so far that guys don't really hv their interest for FCT! Anybody of such in da house? But I still choose Lagos ssha cos of my discipline...Lasgidi this time SERIOUSLY ON MY MIND!

moshoodn: well, i don't intend serving in Niger. . .
Was just advertising to people about how nice the town is and could be.
I graduated from Niger, now i'm at home to serve.

moshoodn be prepare to be posted to any state in the west...u might not even need to runz it.

BJ88: oh no.....have u forgotten there's no electricity in ur area n i'm nt used to heat!lol

who told you that? Ok o. If there wld be no availability of electricity I promise to provide anoda means for you. I know you don't like it when it is hot...

moshoodn: Since we are all cool.......

Who wanna serve in Minna, Niger state

Cool city;
constant light.
lil water scarcity.
close to Suleja and Abuja.
so many "chicks".
And lots more!!!!!!

Lemme know if you are interested!

hahahahahahahahaha...I no want oooooooooooooooo. Thanks fwend but any oda gud offer...thanks for d invitation to be ur fwend here also...I c u

luvola: hw much is osun state paying. Which b/w d ogun et osun state is better in terms of electricity supply,dev,job opportunity et al

guy I think Osun pays less dan 5k...not sure though. Wen it comes to electricity in the south west, Osun is da best! Trust me on dt cos I schooled in Osun(OAU) but in oda tinz like job opportunities, n d likes padi na Ogun go make sense o...

BJ88: hmmmm.. Thank God,my bro 4rm another mother is back.pls,lets take things easy! Where is Uncle T-stone na?its weekend bro

that's gud jare my brother 9-zeros*dancing* so una don hia word from yah uncle...@BJ88am here my sister...wldnt u mind coming to my place for dis wknd*winks*

[quote author=9-zeros]Wow. a few comments got me tinkin. How did we get here? Firstly shakz callin me 'otondo' n now naijaobi sayin 'we 're actin like kids'. I started diz thread so we cud come 2geda n help urselves wit diverse info's n opinions. D fun n jokes were really cool, but its obviously doin more harm dan good. It boils me 2 take insults just cuz m jovial. Moreso, i doubt if any1 here can relate 2 d lifestyle i lived let alone disrespect me in real life. If u have doubts, i'd luv 2 meet u in person.
Finally, I've decided to just step aside n watch d thread flow. i'd always make it thru anytin witout any1.[/quote]9-zeros never mind wateva comes your way in this forum...varieties they say is a spice of life! Bro, let's keep the fire burning.@all, pls can we concentrate on y we are all here? Too many cooks spoil the...

shakz: nope i'm not,guez u r

@9-zeros n sha
kz guys wetin happen now...relax

moshoodn: sure sure sure bro. . .
Right from inside the senate. . .
Congrats to all FUTMITES once again!

ok now! This cld mean that NYSC have started sending list to schs...so so happy.

moshoodn: Greatest Gbosa!!!

I'm happy to inform all FUTMITES that our mobilization list is out already!
Its already at the Students Affairs. . . To pasted on monday!
Congrats guys. . . Finally after the long wait.

moshoodn my guy! Your info is alwaz authentic...are u so sure about this...

shakz: done already,i jus bluetooth all to uncle boda T.stone....1ce again i hail o chairman bros chief servant 9-zeros

abi nau...chief servant 9-zeros!

[quote author=9-zeros]d ppa is neva a problem: teachin, local govt or ministry as long as u're posted to a gud area. d pay is stil dsame. if u get a priv schl, u can also be paid d same amount dat d govt pays. d area u get matters most some villages in dat state beats a scary movie. no jokes.
as postin area, i know of emene. mehn, d roads ar gud and dey get at least 23hrs electricity EVERYDAY. i can swear wit my uncle's life (uncle t-stone). 70% of dat state gets steady power supply, but i'm not familiar wit d names of places cuz emene was my main base.[/quote]9-zeros hw far nau? Wetin be my oiwn for ur swearing? my friend a batch A member is posted to a village in Enugu. He confirmed the #10000 for d state alawi but said dem no dey pay corps members for d first 2 months...I wan go Enugu cos e be my guy buh him dey tel me say na village plenty much for Enugu...

shakz: so u no even c ur sef for ur papa house??..myke na wa 2 u o

u sure say u no find ursef for Maiduguri? Guy go sleep again o

shakz: I no knw say mx children dey ere sef...moshood et flairlady i c una jare...9-zeros,shygal,uncle broda t.stone i troway salute o hope say e neva 2l8 to join una for ere??

welcome to the forum...give more salute to d chairman more@9-zeros

[quote author=9-zeros]wats goin on?.....[/quote]9-zeros...if I hia...

flairlady: i miss u too and all the interesting drama.(happy)

eh yah! Now u gonna make me...