₦airaland Forum

ireneony:
You forgot cook rice and stew before going to church

But e no compulsory na... some family cook theirs when they come bk frm church

mmsen:
OP's list is outdated. Don't you know that they have POS in church.

Market traders don't take cards but the church does. Let that sink in.

none of the churches in my area have POS

nNEOo:
8.
Call bukky,c if she'll be sitting nxt to u in church.

You myt just get a chance to nt only shake bt hug her when it tym 2 welcm ur neighbour!

^_^

I dey busy now, so I'm going to be brief....

This is How to Go to Church In Nigeria

1. Wake up
Obviously you have to wake up

2. Brush your teeth
You gon be doing a lot of shouting in Church so it's only fair you brush your teeth. make you no go kill church members with bad Breath

3. Take your bath
This one is also obvious but i just had to add it, i like bin thorough

4. Wear your best cloth
You have to look good in front of not only Christ, but your church members as well. so yes, you need wear your best cloth.

5. Pick up your offering money
You can forget your bible, but you must never forget your offering money. The pastor wont notice you came without a bible but he will definitely notice you came without an offering.

6. Visit the nearest Aboki
If you attend the kind church i dey attend (we give offering like 5 times) then your journey to church is not complete until you visit an Aboki... Why you may ask.. well, that is where you will split the money you intend giving as offering. (Preferably into 20 naira notes (or 50) depending on how buoyant you are... you can do this either by asking the Aboki for change or buying sweet/gum.

7. Walk into your church
And worship christ the son of God, who is also God

ok

BleSSedMee:
I'm telling you.

I'm a woman btw.

... most times i don't check ... Sorry fr referring to u as a bro

Blackfire:
Angel gabriel abeg blow this trumpet na....


Whick kind callousness be this....


Devil is better than us humans walahi.

Hw u tk knw say na Gabriel go blow am?

and POC no be all humans wey devil better pass.

BleSSedMee:
Oh poverty!!!


This one touched me. That Dr should've been merciful.

RIP little one.

...

BleSSedMee:
Oh poverty!!!


This one touched me. That Dr should've been merciful.

RIP little one.

mstk

BleSSedMee:
Oh poverty!!!

This one touched me. That Dr should've been merciful.
RIP little one.

E touch me too bro

heje

Yawn

A nine-week-old baby boy has died at a local hospital in the Central Region of Ghana because his parents could not afford the cost of aiding his breathing with an oxygen machine.

According to a local media, Joy fm, the baby died at the St Gregory Hospital at Kasoa.Little Prosper’s parents told Joy News that a medical doctor on duty pulled the plug from the oxygen machine because they could not pay GHS 533 about $ 122 to keep their son alive.

Hospital authorities are tight-lipped on the issue explaining they are investigating the circumstances leading to the baby’s death.
“ That Saturday, the Doctor came, he asked if I've heard anything from my husband [about the bills] and I said that I didn't hear anything. Then he removed the oxygen...it is too late ”
Little Prosper was born on January 19, 2018,he fell sick and was taken to the hospital on March 5 and died three weeks later.

The baby’s mother, Sefakor, told Joy News Joojo Cobbinah, that a few weeks after the baby was born she realised he was not breathing well.
According to Sefakor, after preliminary tests, St Gregory Hospital admitted them with the intention of transferring the case to the nation’s largest teaching and referral hospital in the capital Accra, subsequently.

The baby was given blood and kept on the oxygen machine because he could not breathe well.

However, when it became clear the family could not afford the cost of treatment before the intended transfer to the Korle bu teaching hospital, the doctor decided to take a drastic decision.

“That Saturday, the Doctor came, he asked if I’ve heard anything from my husband [about the bills] and I said that I didn’t hear anything. Then he removed the oxygen…it is too late,” Sefakor managed in the little English she could speak.
The baby’s father, Kennedy Kwao, said he chose the name ‘Prosper’ because he was hopeful that the boy will grow up to become a prosperous man.

That hope, however, has been curtailed.


http://www.africanews.com/2018/04/11/ghana-baby-dies-as-doctor-cuts-oxygen-supply-over-non-payment-of-bills/

lalasticlala
mynd44
seun

Cool

Preach man preach


I wonder what wicked act the 9th oldest African president currently in office wants to do in his next term that he hasn't already done.


See signature below for updated list of oldest African presidents currently in offiCD

Everything about this life is just luck.....

If you are lucky na rich couple go born you. if you are unlucky na poor couple go born you or worse, mad woman go born you.

Same with beauty, if you are lucky na fine couple go born you. if you are unlucky na monkey couple go born you.

This Life is luck

culos:
Internet fraud doesn't pay

it does

Make una free d guy na

Yawn

Balling

seen

Yawn...

yawn

habsydiamond:
Whao.....one of the oldest we have in this century.....cute thou that hairstyle no make am at all...

na wig

Lilimax:
Good! The children are good dancers.
However their handlers should tutor them on POISE. Example, not to be picking money sprayed on them when they're dancing.
The situation was so embarrassing the day Wiz kid gave them platform to perform; immediately he sprayed them money, they left dancing and started scrambling for the money
Was not a good sight at all! They should know they're becoming world class...

they are kids bro... Just kids. Orphans for that matter.

I'm just here to see where the girl wrote that she looks like speed Darlington...


Bloggers eh.

Yawn

Yawns

jrusky:
Good question. Same way I have be asking who the hell is she and that thing called Salvage or Salvador of a thing?

You mean Tiwa Salvage ^_^

Chisos

I hate this man more than i Hate Adam and Eve