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Business / Re: Nigeria's Largest Banks By Valuation - Africafacstzone by TUANKU(m): 8:22pm On Apr 13
Miyachi:

You have to consider too that oPay is a private company and startup so they can move fast and break things. For a Nigerian public company the NSE and it's investors aren't so forgiving. They might not really have as much money as you may believe to play around.

I say infinite funding because if SoftBank puts in $1billion into oPay, even if you have the most clueless CEO, it'll still take you a long way. (They put in $16billion into WeWork and I believe that isn't even their largest investment.) So, yes, infinite funding because if SoftBank believes oPay can be profitable and they need more money, they'll do more funding rounds.
Stop making excuses for these banks. Why are conventional banks in other places offering hitch free services? In some countries you find less than 10 staff in a branch and everything works fine, these banks were simply serving the Nigerian factor,what did Opay implement that was so expensive that no bank in Nigeria could implement? It's simply bad policies and services, you deduct peoples money on flimsy excuses,monies disappear from customers accounts and the bank simply tells you "go to court"...Nigerian banks shot themselves in the foot. No excuses, not even about Softbank or anything it's just incompetence that simple.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Readies '100+ Cruise Missiles' For Possible Retaliation Against Israel by TUANKU(m): 7:39pm On Apr 13
DeepThroater:


Banza cannibal why you dey shame to claim your casted race of cannibals .


Vermin
Ask your father who also doubles as your mother's elder brother...twisted family of inbreed bastards cheesy
Get lost you swine.
Travel / Re: Kwara Road Flooded (Video, Photos) by TUANKU(m): 7:38pm On Apr 13
Malroux:
He stole someone's phone and disappeared from nairaland. He is a thief. Run away from him.
No condemned tires and a liter of petrol around when it happened to send him to his creator? It would have been one less bigot.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Readies '100+ Cruise Missiles' For Possible Retaliation Against Israel by TUANKU(m): 7:35pm On Apr 13
DeepThroater:


See this one wey him papa marry him mama olosho pregnancy for ojuelegba


Jew wannabe rat.
You sophisticated illiterate, i am not Igbo.
I would not touch yoruba or Igbo kinship with a 10 foot pole.
Your father is your mother's elder brother if you doubt ask her she will confess.
Akuya grin
Travel / Re: Kwara Road Flooded (Video, Photos) by TUANKU(m): 7:33pm On Apr 13
Malroux:
grin grin Helinues na TV he obtained. grin
So we have plenty Barawo here on NL? grin grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Readies '100+ Cruise Missiles' For Possible Retaliation Against Israel by TUANKU(m): 7:32pm On Apr 13
DeepThroater:

0su cannibal

Special meat consumers


Akata ancestors

Baby factory producers

.prison niggers

Homosexual pigs of zion

Fathers of olosho and Jezebels

Shameless wanderers

Land grabbing thieves

Banza
Product of inbreeding...your daddy also doubles as your mother's elder brother...twisted family.

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Travel / Re: Kwara Road Flooded (Video, Photos) by TUANKU(m): 7:28pm On Apr 13
TemplarLandry:
Shut it!
Barawo telephone cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Travel / Re: Kwara Road Flooded (Video, Photos) by TUANKU(m): 7:27pm On Apr 13
TemplarLandry:
This is deplorable.

I dedicate "Jaga Jaga" by Eedris Abdulkareem to this repulsive news.

Great jam!


On a lighter note, the Nigerian President wannabe- paparazzi-loving Hoebi will as usual soon take his jet ski 🎿 there to give false hopes.
You this block-head...PO fvck your wife or sister ni? Allow the man be and focus on your fossil in the villa you small mind.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Readies '100+ Cruise Missiles' For Possible Retaliation Against Israel by TUANKU(m): 7:24pm On Apr 13
DeepThroater:


0su cannibal
grin
Osu Sambisa grin
Business / Re: Nigeria's Largest Banks By Valuation - Africafacstzone by TUANKU(m): 7:23pm On Apr 13
Miyachi:

When you have infinite funding from Softbank what do you expect. I don't think any Nigeria bank can stand besides them in terms of funding.
They have funding yes but it's not infinite.
It's not just about funding but doing the basic things right. You will use a Nigerian bank app for transaction and you will still be praying for nothing to go wrong, simple transactions became like rocket science coupled with multiple unethical charges.
Opay got the basics right that's it. 1st Bank, GTB, Zenith etc have enough funds to run proper banking services but the bottled it. Opay uses it's app and ussd for transactions without having branches all over but still offering better services than all these agbaya banks.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Readies '100+ Cruise Missiles' For Possible Retaliation Against Israel by TUANKU(m): 7:03pm On Apr 13
FuckOsuPigs:


Mkpi Okija🤣🤣🤣
Ewu Okitipupapa grin
Business / Re: Nigeria's Largest Banks By Valuation - Africafacstzone by TUANKU(m): 6:55pm On Apr 13
Opay took barely 5 years to control a large market share due to their easy banking services while prophets of doom were busy predicting their fold up. They came and liberated average Nigerians from poor and epileptic services from Nigerian banks. You will transfer money from one Nigerian bank to another and you have to involve Insha Allah for something not to go wrong, if something goes wrong you will spend hours everyday for days at the bank branch to solve it while you're at the mercy of CS. Common to obtain a new ATM card na another process wey go require prayers. Nigerian banks make simple banking services look like rocket science. In this age and time you have my details like BVN,NIN,passport photo,address and others like utility bills, why the fvck am i supposed to still appear physically at the bank branch in the name of completing the process of opening a bank account? With poor banking infrastructure during the Emefiele induced cash scarcity and many people were forced to use online banking most banking platforms had to undergo emergency upgrades because it was like they were facing a DDOS attack because it couldn't handle the volume of transactions,some went off for days.
POS is used making payments mostly for small businesses like restaurants,bars etc but in Nigeria due to poor banking services POS don turn to bank.
If people narrate their sad experiences with Nigerian banks e reach to do series of documentaries.

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Crime / Re: What Bobrisky Should Expect At Ikoyi Prison – Lawyer Reveals by TUANKU(m): 6:34pm On Apr 13
BscHolder:
why una think say gays plenty for prison?
Because people dey there wey never fvck for years or even decades and these kind people will tell you any hole na hole cheesy
Person wey don enter prison go understand.

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Crime / Re: What Bobrisky Should Expect At Ikoyi Prison – Lawyer Reveals by TUANKU(m): 6:32pm On Apr 13
Mihaug:
With that him big yansh, he should just look for the biggest and baddest in the prison make e dey lash am in exchange for protection. Without protection, him anus will never remain the same
Lashing grin

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Car Talk / Re: The 2021 Accord Is Not A Car,it's A Complete Animal! by TUANKU(m): 5:22pm On Apr 13
Jamahyel:
you are in Abuja ?
Yes.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Readies '100+ Cruise Missiles' For Possible Retaliation Against Israel by TUANKU(m): 5:17pm On Apr 13
FuckOsuPigs:




Eni yanu nii koko pe'ra won l'ara oko🤣

I doubt if you even know where Israel is located on the world map.

Anu ofia🤣
Ekuke...keep barking.
Family / Re: Husband Caught His Politician Wife In Bed With Their Adopted Son (Pictures) by TUANKU(m): 4:57pm On Apr 13
"We didn't have sex then. Nothing happened, it's not what it looks like in the video. He had some problems, so we were just talking together, and then we were going to shower"

The woman is even adding insult to injury, which kind ridiculous explanation be this?
You won't see NL feminists on this thread but if it was the other way they will be here shitting feathers by now.

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Health / Re: Lady Dies After Envious Friend Poisons Her At Beauty Parlor Opening Celebration by TUANKU(m): 4:52pm On Apr 13
Women supporting women.

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Travel / Re: Why Qatar Has Blue Roads by TUANKU(m): 4:44pm On Apr 13
Interesting.

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Sports / Re: Chiamaka Nnadozie Nominated For Player Of The Month In The French League by TUANKU(m): 4:35pm On Apr 13
She's good and deserves to win. The amount of penalties she has saved this season is outstanding.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: The First Issue Of Superman Just Became D Most Valuable Comic Book In The World by TUANKU(m): 4:33pm On Apr 13
shocked shocked shocked
Crime / Re: Policemen Extort N100,000 From Cyprus Returnee In Lagos After Seizing His Phone by TUANKU(m): 4:30pm On Apr 13
Police is your friend...NOT.
Sports / Re: I Divorced Kaka Because He Was Too Nice - Caroline Celico by TUANKU(m): 4:28pm On Apr 13
This one na Okpo...simple.
Sports / Re: Tunde Onakoya Attempts To Break World Record For Longest Chess Marathon by TUANKU(m): 4:26pm On Apr 13
For a good cause. I wish him all the best.
Romance / Re: Security Forcefully Removes Fake Asake From Real Asake Concert Venue by TUANKU(m): 2:54pm On Apr 13
Overzealous...see as the security man choke-hold the guy for neck like say him commit criminal offense.
Give black man small power e go like carry am oppress him neighbors, not like the guy was armed dude only wanted his 5 minutes of fame,nothing bad if he got on stage with Asake.

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Health / Re: SAFETY ALERT! NAFDAC Bans Sale Of Dex Luxury Soap In Nigeria by TUANKU(m): 2:51pm On Apr 13
NigeriaMustFly:


Never heard of it either but the packaging is first class.
True. A well packaged danger cheesy

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Crime / Re: JUST IN: Armed Yoruba Nation Agitators Invade Oyo Secretariat by TUANKU(m): 2:47pm On Apr 13
"God go punish una Mama" - Area Commander grin grin grin
Those two miscreants they arrested will regret this day for a very long time to come. I wonder what gave them the guts...IPOB wannabe.
Sports / Re: KANU Nwankwo At Inter Milan In 1998 by TUANKU(m): 2:34pm On Apr 13
papilo...I know say one day you go make us proud...and you surely did.

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Health / Re: Canadian Who Wants Both A Vagina & Penis Wins Funding For Surgery (Photos) by TUANKU(m): 2:30pm On Apr 13
Chineke! shocked shocked shocked
Just curious...would he be able to literally fvck himself? cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Readies '100+ Cruise Missiles' For Possible Retaliation Against Israel by TUANKU(m): 2:21pm On Apr 13
FuckOsuPigs:


Israel has nothing to Nuke.
Boy, go and argue premier league football. This discussion is above your level.
Business / Re: 1 Dollar Is Now ₦‎1,070 by TUANKU(m): 1:11pm On Apr 13
As a Nigerian i am glad at this news, this govt has been performing badly since day 1 but in the few instances where they manage to get something done right i will acknowledge it and hope/pray they only build on that and get better.
Mr President should reshuffle his cabinet already,some ministers are non performing and just political baggage...Adelabu,Matawalle etc.

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Culture / Re: Lagos Has Only One Ohaneze Ndi-Igbo President — Igbo Leaders by TUANKU(m): 12:56pm On Apr 13
LARRYOBRAIN:
They are never United, you want to know their secret, give one of them money or appointment. He will betray the rest. Ndigbo.
Go and read Kola Abiola's interview about June 12 where he mentioned prominent yoruba leaders who betrayed his father,they even visited Abacha in Aso villa and some of them ended up as ministers in Abacha govt. before later Abacha started showing them shege.
Kola was in charge of handling the campaign funds for Hope 93 and accompanied his father everywhere he went,he knew these cowards.
I am not Igbo but as a yoruba man you cannot talk of betrayal to an Igbo man cheesy... Awo and Akintola another case study.

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