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Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Kills Popular Emeka Throws Him Inside Gutter - VIDEO by TUANKU(m): 10:33pm On Sep 30
ConqueredWest:
APC doing everything to attract a State of Emergency.
Shut up you illiterate hypocrite.
Romance / Re: Legit Sperm Donor Nationwide Contact. by TUANKU(m): 10:20pm On Sep 30
The Hustle is real cheesy
Education / Re: Kaduna Poly Student Sent Home For Wearing Jean Trousers Laments (Pix) by TUANKU(m): 5:36pm On Sep 30
Kestolove:
Na Una type dey confuse lecturers, see as u dry u not even ashamed to dress like this at ur age...old woman dressing like those girls wey rema use for dumebi video
Who be this mumu? Is she older than your mother? At your age see the mumu mentality you carry.
Family / Re: Opinion: Any Married Woman Who Pays Her Own Bills Is Single. by TUANKU(m): 5:28pm On Sep 30
EndRape2:
Go and rest nah, i do not use wig, not all women are liability, not all women use sex to make money, change your poverty stinking mentality

Go and rest the country is hot, we do not need people like you, with such a disgusting and retardant mindset.


Much love.












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Change the dirty cheap wig on your blockhead before you talk about feeding me cheesy
I wonder how many bura you go collect before you go fit feed yourself not to talk of big man like me grin
Okpo!
You're a liability you donkey.
Crime / Re: Court Denies Woman Who Tortured Her Househelp In Abia Bail by TUANKU(m): 5:26pm On Sep 30
MannaBBQIsMad:
Good.

Same treatment is needed for criminals like Mannabbqgrills.
That criminal that grills dead poultry deserves worse treatment.

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Romance / Re: Registrar Refuses To Wed Groom With Dreadlocks At Ikoyi Registry by TUANKU(m): 4:58pm On Sep 30
Lanretoye:
If na me be the registrar i go still insist...until he go barb am
Imagine this kind caveman mentality. Good thing you are not the registrar.

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Politics / Re: PDP Governors Vote To Zone Chairmanship To The North by TUANKU(m): 4:43pm On Sep 30
orohbiro:
Atiku dollar has done it again , they will give him d ticket again and osinbajo go flog am like theif

Osinbajo wey no go even smell APC ticket...abi na under SDP?

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Celebrities / Re: Rotimi Salami: DNA Test Not Important, Unless Someone Drags Your Child With You by TUANKU(m): 4:36pm On Sep 30
computer0810:

Must u chose to sound stupid always
You are the one sounding stupid here you donkey.

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Celebrities / Re: Rotimi Salami: DNA Test Not Important, Unless Someone Drags Your Child With You by TUANKU(m): 4:35pm On Sep 30
AmazonTopaz:
Lol abeg leave them to be making noise online how many of dem fit even afford to pay for DNA test.


Why is this intelligent man telling them the obvious please let them find out their truths if e go well for them congratulations the ones wey e nor go well for let them not be suicidal.Also they should also be subjected to DNA test too some of them are not from their fathers loins cheesy since everything wan scatter let it just scatter finish.

Even in the olden days men fathered children that were not theirs let the tracing begin everyone of them asking for a DNA test should be tested to see if they are their fathers sons. grin grin
Which kind okpo talk be this?

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Politics / Re: Cyril Akunyili: IPOB May Not Be Involved In Killing Of Dr Chike Akunyili by TUANKU(m): 8:18am On Sep 30
The sensible thing to do.
But IPOB have created an environment where anyone can commit such crimes and pin it on them. Their activities are not so different from those they are fighting. How do you justify killing your own people?

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Crime / Re: Lekki Tollgate: Army Didn't Fire high velocity projectiles - Dieye Willie-Harry by TUANKU(m): 8:05am On Sep 30
After going through the article i noted the following:
1. He said he and his team were able to identify from footage available on social media and other sources that the military were carrying Kalashnikov AKs Chinese variant type 56.
Me: How were they able to identify all these features from night time videos? I know for sure you cannot tell what variant of AK is being fired by the sound.
2. They saw the muzzle pointed up in the footages and did not see any muzzle pointed at protesters.
Me: How many muzzle's were visible in those videos compared to the number of soldiers on ground?
3. He and his team saw no flailing or failing injured persons in the (night-time) videos.
Except he and his team are using some alien tech how the fvck do you expect to see flailing or failing bodies in those videos ( never mind on the spot witness report)
4. Given injury sustained from 21:00 hours it is believed live military grade ammunition was fired by yet to be identified persons (unGUN KNOWNmen).
Me: Now it's left for the government to fill in the blanks and name anyone as responsible for firing military grade ammunition ,Bravo Mr Willie Harry.
We are wondering who fired military grade ammunition when the military was present on the spot at that time?

Mr Forensic investigator was brought in by the Lagos state government and giving a script aimed at white-washing and absolving the government and the military. Well done Governor Pointus for a job well done, your Godfather will be pleased with this on behalf of his master in Abuja.
Crime / Re: Woman Beaten By Her Boyfriend In Bayelsa (Pictures) by TUANKU(m): 7:35am On Sep 30
Fakbrown:


Those where amnesty boys, what do you expect, the boys you schooled with where ex militant, and you you are their hostility to judge the whole of bayelsa, have you been to bayelsa before, you don't do that bro, am a bayelsa, am a bayelsan those kind of comments is not pleasing, you could have narrowed your judgement to those population you met at Malaysia, peace out
I used the word "average" which shows it doesn't include everyone.
Except you live in Bayelsa, i have been to Bayelsa countless times, spent 3 months in Ekeremor (Ayamassa) and half a year in Nembe.
The state government sponsored students were not ex militants most were children or relatives of top government officials and politicians.
Sorry if you find my earlier comment offensive.
Crime / Re: Woman Beaten By Her Boyfriend In Bayelsa (Pictures) by TUANKU(m): 7:25am On Sep 30
CoolAmbience:



That kind of includes Delta and Rivers.

All their thing na power power.....oppression. Agbero life dey their body, save for a tiny 1% of them.

The people matter taya me.





Spot on. You sabi dem well, even conversation na power power you go think say na argument cheesy grin grin
Rivers & Delta are not any different.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Without NIN Won’t Get Passports, Driving Licence – NCC by TUANKU(m): 7:22am On Sep 30
Get NIN... Don't link it to any mobile number, use it for on the spot identification.
Politics / Re: Obiano: We Will Never Succumb To Invaders, Leave Our State by TUANKU(m): 1:15am On Sep 30
SLAP44:


Haba! grin

Are you so dumb that you think herdsmen cannot were black b overcoats and walk on tarred streets? grin

You should go and ask for a refund of all your school fees if you think that herdsmen cannot kill innocent people in the city.
You're the dumb one here if you believe those people in that video are fulani.
Continue living in denial, you're a potential victim yourself you dumb fvck.
Politics / Re: No Election In Anambra State Unknown Gunmen Scatter This Man Leg - GRAPHIC VIDEO by TUANKU(m): 1:10am On Sep 30
Savages. Killing fellow Igbo won't faze the dictator Buhari or the jihadists party.

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Romance / Re: Prisoner Caught Having Sex With A Female Prison Warder (photos) by TUANKU(m): 1:07am On Sep 30
She's helping a brother. E no easy to dey inside jeteh...No pvssy, you either masturbate or fvck man ass.

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Gift Mercy Eke $10k On Her Birthday (Pictures, Video) by TUANKU(m): 1:03am On Sep 30
HellVictorinho:



Go and sleep

It's of no use
I have no biz with you. Face your front oga.

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Gift Mercy Eke $10k On Her Birthday (Pictures, Video) by TUANKU(m): 1:00am On Sep 30
HellVictorinho:


Must you vomit?
Na so you dey talk to your papa? Mumu.

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Crime / Re: Woman Beaten By Her Boyfriend In Bayelsa (Pictures) by TUANKU(m): 10:22pm On Sep 29
Fakbrown:


Baba be calming down don't say what you don't know
Baba i know wetin i dey talk. I study with them for Malay, Bayelsa state scholarship students 2010-2013/2014 set and FG sponsored ex-militants.
Baba those guys all man na thug cheesy
Crime / Re: Woman Beaten By Her Boyfriend In Bayelsa (Pictures) by TUANKU(m): 10:20pm On Sep 29
kalasexy:

guy you have to be guided,u need lectures on public speaking. You ungrateful biafran
I'm not Biafran oga.
Crime / Re: Woman Beaten By Her Boyfriend In Bayelsa (Pictures) by TUANKU(m): 10:18pm On Sep 29
Meloski:
Hey stop that it's not only a bayelsa that beats his girlfriend others also do it while labelling the average bayelsans as thug mind ur words....
Diam! I have schooled and lived with them and i know what am saying. grin
Crime / Re: Woman Beaten By Her Boyfriend In Bayelsa (Pictures) by TUANKU(m): 10:17pm On Sep 29
Meloski:
Hey stop that it's not only a bayelsa that beats his girlfriend others also do it while labelling the average bayelsans as thug mind ur words....
Diam! I have schooled and lived with them and i know what am saying.
Sports / Re: Rivers Angels Drawn In Group B In First Ever African Women's Champions League by TUANKU(m): 6:42pm On Sep 29
I trust those girls. They will qualify from that group easily.
Semi finals at least.
Go girls.
Family / Re: I Told My Wife Not To Kiss My 6-Month-Old Son On The Mouth: Am I Wrong? by TUANKU(m): 6:41pm On Sep 29
Kobojunkie:
How many of them do you know of? undecided
I posted links to confirmed cases of such, go read it and stop being thick.
Sports / Re: Chelsea Join Race For Victor Osimhen by TUANKU(m): 6:39pm On Sep 29
Cuddly27:

He is actually overated
If he is not Nigerian, you won't be saying that
He was top scorer and MVP at the U17 world cup.
Top scorer at Lille and his former Belgian club.
Now tell me one thing you are good at apart from sitting on your lame ass and criticizing others better than you?

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Family / Re: I Told My Wife Not To Kiss My 6-Month-Old Son On The Mouth: Am I Wrong? by TUANKU(m): 6:36pm On Sep 29
Kobojunkie:
Nature did and we know this from the history of man and animals combined.. undecided
This is ridiculous. grin
And the infants who got infections and the ones who died? What happened? Nature failed them?
Sports / Re: Chelsea Join Race For Victor Osimhen by TUANKU(m): 6:13pm On Sep 29
Armchair analysts will soon come to tell you how Osimhen's first touch, ball control blah blah is not good.
Ride on boy, the future is bright.

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Family / Re: I Told My Wife Not To Kiss My 6-Month-Old Son On The Mouth: Am I Wrong? by TUANKU(m): 6:10pm On Sep 29
Kobojunkie:
The reason a human mother does not lick her young clean is because nature did not program that in to her. undecided

Nature giving humans ability to think does not then mean we are to believe ourselves wiser than Nature is.
So have you considered if nature did not equip women to kiss their infants on the lips?
If it did they won't be getting infections, don't you think so?
Romance / Re: Recharge Card Yoruba: What A Lady Saved A Guy's Number With by TUANKU(m): 6:09pm On Sep 29
Meanwhile another guy is doing same to her. No balance in this life.
Romance / Re: Recharge Card Yoruba: What A Lady Saved A Guy's Number With by TUANKU(m): 6:05pm On Sep 29
Kingosytex:
I once went through my kid sis's phone and the names I saw there got me laughing to high heavens. Mugu 1, Mumu, Emeka fool, Akpoaza Data, Mugu Facebook. I laughed so hard that she asked me what the matter was showed her what I saw and she was like " Some guys no get sense"

grin grin grin grin grin
Umu nwanyi grin grin grin
Your kid sis na okpo.

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