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Business / Re: Nigeria's Largest Banks By Valuation - Africafacstzone by TUANKU(m): 6:55pm On Apr 13
Opay took barely 5 years to control a large market share due to their easy banking services while prophets of doom were busy predicting their fold up. They came and liberated average Nigerians from poor and epileptic services from Nigerian banks. You will transfer money from one Nigerian bank to another and you have to involve Insha Allah for something not to go wrong, if something goes wrong you will spend hours everyday for days at the bank branch to solve it while you're at the mercy of CS. Common to obtain a new ATM card na another process wey go require prayers. Nigerian banks make simple banking services look like rocket science. In this age and time you have my details like BVN,NIN,passport photo,address and others like utility bills, why the fvck am i supposed to still appear physically at the bank branch in the name of completing the process of opening a bank account? With poor banking infrastructure during the Emefiele induced cash scarcity and many people were forced to use online banking most banking platforms had to undergo emergency upgrades because it was like they were facing a DDOS attack because it couldn't handle the volume of transactions,some went off for days.
POS is used making payments mostly for small businesses like restaurants,bars etc but in Nigeria due to poor banking services POS don turn to bank.
If people narrate their sad experiences with Nigerian banks e reach to do series of documentaries.

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Crime / Re: What Bobrisky Should Expect At Ikoyi Prison – Lawyer Reveals by TUANKU(m): 6:34pm On Apr 13
BscHolder:
why una think say gays plenty for prison?
Because people dey there wey never fvck for years or even decades and these kind people will tell you any hole na hole cheesy
Person wey don enter prison go understand.

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Crime / Re: What Bobrisky Should Expect At Ikoyi Prison – Lawyer Reveals by TUANKU(m): 6:32pm On Apr 13
Mihaug:
With that him big yansh, he should just look for the biggest and baddest in the prison make e dey lash am in exchange for protection. Without protection, him anus will never remain the same
Lashing grin

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Car Talk / Re: The 2021 Accord Is Not A Car,it's A Complete Animal! by TUANKU(m): 5:22pm On Apr 13
Jamahyel:
you are in Abuja ?
Yes.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Readies '100+ Cruise Missiles' For Possible Retaliation Against Israel by TUANKU(m): 5:17pm On Apr 13
FuckOsuPigs:




Eni yanu nii koko pe'ra won l'ara oko🤣

I doubt if you even know where Israel is located on the world map.

Anu ofia🤣
Ekuke...keep barking.
Family / Re: Husband Caught His Politician Wife In Bed With Their Adopted Son (Pictures) by TUANKU(m): 4:57pm On Apr 13
"We didn't have sex then. Nothing happened, it's not what it looks like in the video. He had some problems, so we were just talking together, and then we were going to shower"

The woman is even adding insult to injury, which kind ridiculous explanation be this?
You won't see NL feminists on this thread but if it was the other way they will be here shitting feathers by now.

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Health / Re: Lady Dies After Envious Friend Poisons Her At Beauty Parlor Opening Celebration by TUANKU(m): 4:52pm On Apr 13
Women supporting women.

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Travel / Re: Why Qatar Has Blue Roads by TUANKU(m): 4:44pm On Apr 13
Interesting.

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Sports / Re: Chiamaka Nnadozie Nominated For Player Of The Month In The French League by TUANKU(m): 4:35pm On Apr 13
She's good and deserves to win. The amount of penalties she has saved this season is outstanding.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: The First Issue Of Superman Just Became D Most Valuable Comic Book In The World by TUANKU(m): 4:33pm On Apr 13
shocked shocked shocked
Crime / Re: Policemen Extort N100,000 From Cyprus Returnee In Lagos After Seizing His Phone by TUANKU(m): 4:30pm On Apr 13
Police is your friend...NOT.
Sports / Re: I Divorced Kaka Because He Was Too Nice - Caroline Celico by TUANKU(m): 4:28pm On Apr 13
This one na Okpo...simple.
Sports / Re: Tunde Onakoya Attempts To Break World Record For Longest Chess Marathon by TUANKU(m): 4:26pm On Apr 13
For a good cause. I wish him all the best.
Romance / Re: Security Forcefully Removes Fake Asake From Real Asake Concert Venue by TUANKU(m): 2:54pm On Apr 13
Overzealous...see as the security man choke-hold the guy for neck like say him commit criminal offense.
Give black man small power e go like carry am oppress him neighbors, not like the guy was armed dude only wanted his 5 minutes of fame,nothing bad if he got on stage with Asake.

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Health / Re: SAFETY ALERT! NAFDAC Bans Sale Of Dex Luxury Soap In Nigeria by TUANKU(m): 2:51pm On Apr 13
NigeriaMustFly:


Never heard of it either but the packaging is first class.
True. A well packaged danger cheesy

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Crime / Re: JUST IN: Armed Yoruba Nation Agitators Invade Oyo Secretariat by TUANKU(m): 2:47pm On Apr 13
"God go punish una Mama" - Area Commander grin grin grin
Those two miscreants they arrested will regret this day for a very long time to come. I wonder what gave them the guts...IPOB wannabe.
Sports / Re: KANU Nwankwo At Inter Milan In 1998 by TUANKU(m): 2:34pm On Apr 13
papilo...I know say one day you go make us proud...and you surely did.

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Health / Re: Canadian Who Wants Both A Vagina & Penis Wins Funding For Surgery (Photos) by TUANKU(m): 2:30pm On Apr 13
Chineke! shocked shocked shocked
Just curious...would he be able to literally fvck himself? cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Readies '100+ Cruise Missiles' For Possible Retaliation Against Israel by TUANKU(m): 2:21pm On Apr 13
FuckOsuPigs:


Israel has nothing to Nuke.
Boy, go and argue premier league football. This discussion is above your level.
Business / Re: 1 Dollar Is Now ₦‎1,070 by TUANKU(m): 1:11pm On Apr 13
As a Nigerian i am glad at this news, this govt has been performing badly since day 1 but in the few instances where they manage to get something done right i will acknowledge it and hope/pray they only build on that and get better.
Mr President should reshuffle his cabinet already,some ministers are non performing and just political baggage...Adelabu,Matawalle etc.

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Culture / Re: Lagos Has Only One Ohaneze Ndi-Igbo President — Igbo Leaders by TUANKU(m): 12:56pm On Apr 13
LARRYOBRAIN:
They are never United, you want to know their secret, give one of them money or appointment. He will betray the rest. Ndigbo.
Go and read Kola Abiola's interview about June 12 where he mentioned prominent yoruba leaders who betrayed his father,they even visited Abacha in Aso villa and some of them ended up as ministers in Abacha govt. before later Abacha started showing them shege.
Kola was in charge of handling the campaign funds for Hope 93 and accompanied his father everywhere he went,he knew these cowards.
I am not Igbo but as a yoruba man you cannot talk of betrayal to an Igbo man cheesy... Awo and Akintola another case study.
Culture / Re: Lagos Has Only One Ohaneze Ndi-Igbo President — Igbo Leaders by TUANKU(m): 12:49pm On Apr 13
"Eze Ndigbo"...this title has been bastardized to the point that all manner of questionable characters lay claim to it. Na so for Malaysia that year one well know SABU dealer was Eze Ndigbo,another equally shady character was also laying claim to same na so the matter take reach e get level wey dem involve strong men AKA Cultists to settle scores. Banza kawaii.

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Romance / Re: Wizkid Like Me But He Was Too Shy To Ask Me Out- Chindima by TUANKU(m): 12:04pm On Apr 13
KosiGee:


Crap not crab.

grin grin grin
Car Talk / Re: The 2021 Accord Is Not A Car,it's A Complete Animal! by TUANKU(m): 11:58am On Apr 13
Jamahyel:
I will race you with my 2011 lexus Rx350 and win you.
I'm in Abuja btw
BMW M3(F80) 2015 Model...Challenge accepted cheesy

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Family / Re: DNA: Men What Would You Do If The Child Is Not Yours by TUANKU(m): 11:39am On Apr 13
Abandon the bastard at the hospital and move grin
Romance / Re: We Dated For 1 Year Before We Found Out We Are Brother And Sister [video] by TUANKU(m): 11:38am On Apr 13
Man don fvck him sister and is still insistent of fvcking her more after finding out the ugly truth. shocked
Crime / Re: NAFDAC Seals Popular Supermarket In Ibadan Over Sale Of Fake Products by TUANKU(m): 11:37am On Apr 13
Supermarket selling fake products? Nigerians...we are such a terrible set of people, heartless and criminally minded.
Romance / Re: .. by TUANKU(m): 11:35am On Apr 13
Mumu...drop your papa picture make we see.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is My Girlfriend, Her Past Is Her Past, Says a Young Man by TUANKU(m): 11:34am On Apr 13
Jennyclay:
These are few mature men we still have in this country and I’m very sure the man is rich.

But you see all these broke poverty stricken good for nothing wretched men that can’t even afford to eat 3 square meals will be setting rubbish and nonsense standards for themselves undecided

I want a virgin bla bla bla.. as if virgins would like to suffer with them. undecided

Broke and nonsense men everywhere!!
Okpo don drop quote. He is mature because he ignored your massive body count abi? Why are you mad some men want virgins? Because you are a borehole? Banza!

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Gaming / Re: SOLD by TUANKU(m): 10:45am On Apr 13
Price?
Nairaland / General / Re: BREAKING NEWS: I Will Be The First Igbo President In 2029. by TUANKU(m): 10:43am On Apr 13
I don't want to believe OUK said this...but if he actually did then he is a slowpoke.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Four Die After Multiple Stabbings In Sydney Centre (photos) by TUANKU(m): 10:03am On Apr 13
Advocates of integration in the mud.

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