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Education / Re: Mariam Abbas: ATBWU Best Graduating Student by tuco1: 9:44am On Jan 24, 2016
Louiscutedude:
Nice 1 but wat course

Mathematics

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Politics / Re: Letter From A Niger-Deltan to Tompolo by tuco1: 9:06am On Jan 23, 2016
omenka:
I thought you people said the Clueless Ogogoro addict killed him. Should the dullard arrest his ghost

Nice one sir

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Politics / Re: Budget: PDP Member Points To Error Made By President Buhari by tuco1: 9:46pm On Jan 19, 2016
auntysimbiat:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-HHsZcRkQyPA/Vp5h1zZjqNI/AAAAAAAAMSo/-whB14k5w_M/s640/another%2Berror%2Bby%2Bbuhari%2B495179_10205550289181514_6592222447842808832_n.jpg[/img]
A PDP member who is also a reader of Nairanaijanews shared this with us ..

He wrote:

See another shame of a nation!

Are we in December 2016!

Read the FIRST PARAGRAPH, line one of this letter written to the Senate by President Buhari to correct ERRORS in the 2016 Budget presented on December 22, 2015.

It states that the 2016 Budget was presented on December 22, 2016!

A letter to correct an ERROR, containing another ERROR! Isn't this a GOVT of ERRORS?


[img]http://2.bp..com/-nxjGnMWxnLg/Vp5jBS7UmOI/AAAAAAAAMSw/u6qpVTEg8jk/s640/marked%2B971_3957651222865738850_n.jpg[/img]

cc lalasticlala


SOURCE: http://www.nairanaijanews.com/2016/01/photo-pdp-member-points-to-another.html

Gerarahea this is a common mistake and his a human after all

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Fires Back At Oshiomhole: 'You Can’t Put Jonathan In A Hole!'(pic) by tuco1: 6:15am On Jan 16, 2016
stephenduru:
Reno Omokri has replied Governor Oshiomhole over his claims that former President Jonathan threatened to put him in hole after the 2015 presidential. The former aide to Jonathan tweeted; 

“As I tweet, @GEJonathan is being honored in Atlanta and about to be honored in Europe. Oshiomhole cant put him in a hole God hasn't put him!.”

Governor Oshiomhole while addressing APC members in Edo state yesterday said;

"Around this time last year, in January, a few weeks to the election, many were saying quite recklessly on radio and television that we were finished.The former President, Goodluck Jonathan told our National Chairman, Chief John Odigie Oyegun to inform me that after the election, he will put me, Adams, the son of Oshiomhole in a hole and I told Chief Oyegun to inform him to dig that hole very deep because although I am short, in the course of pushing me into the hole, nobody knows who will get there first. Since he is taller than me, he needs to dig the hole deep enough so that either of us can get in. In the end, he is inside the hole and I am busy putting dust into that hole.

In this hall, around this time last year, we held a meeting to share information about what was going on in various local governments and the specific challenges in each of those local government in order to fashion out appropriate response. Some of the statements that we shared in those meetings included threats that by June, Comrade Adams Oshiomhole would have been impeached because PDP would write results whether we liked it or not. They would overrun the House of Assembly and once the House is proclaimed in June, before the end of June, Comrade would be banished to his house in the village and from there to prison. Those who made those threats, who supervised those processes, even now in their early 90s are writing letters to explain how they shared money meant for defence. Every evil weapon they fashioned against me did not prosper and even the ones they are fashioning now will not prosper.”

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/01/reno-omokri-fires-back-at-oshiomhole.html?m=1

This politicians sef....mtsewww
Politics / Re: Amaechi “I Leaked Sanusi’s Letter To Jonathan” by tuco1: 5:35pm On Jan 15, 2016
oloriooko:



http://dailypost.ng/2016/01/15/missing-49bn-fg-to-probe-oil-sector-amaechi/

So na Probing we go chop for this country? abi una go use 5% of una time they probe then 95% they work then start putting your promise on table ....... and now loosing patient
Politics / Re: Olisa Metuh's Family Releases Statement On His Arrest By EFCC by tuco1: 7:43am On Jan 08, 2016
[quote author=KingEbukasBlog post=41755308]Read statement released by the family :

The Metuh family - the Obi-Ezeani-Nnewi- has noted with grave concern the continued incarceration of their Diokpa and spokesperson of the opposition Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) Chief Olisa Metuh (Ugochidebelu Nnewi) since his arrest Tuesday by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC).


Whereas the charges for which Chief Metuh is being detained for over 48 hours now have not been formally made known to the family and the general public, we have noted some sensational publications in a section of the media claiming that our son collected the sum of N1.4 billion from the arms deal cash and has been collecting N4 million monthly as from the Office of the former National Security Adviser.

We have confronted our son with this allegations and he assured us that they are completely false.

However, he acknowledged that in the course of his duties as the National Publicity Secretary of the PDP, the then leader of the party and President of the country directed him to carry out some urgent national assignment relating to his office, which the former President duly funded and which he duly carried out to the satisfaction of the former President.

The family therefore views the publications bandying the figure of N1.4 billion and alleged collection of N4 million stipend from the Office of the NSA as deliberate blackmail aimed at inflaming public sentiments against our son.

Our biggest concern for now is the health and safety of our son, who even before his arrest has alerted the nation about various threats to his life, a stance that is not unconnected to his position as the spokesperson of the opposition. Our position is more so as he has refused to eat following fears of intentions to poison him in detention.

In view of the above therefore, we DEMAND that the EFCC immediately release our son, Chief Metuh (Ugochidebelu Nnewi) from detention or charge him to court.

Signed:

Chief Gilbert Metuh,
for and on behalf of
The Obi-Ezeani- Nnewi



Source :http://www.kingebuka.com/2016/01/olisas-metuhs-family-releases-statement.html

cc: lalasticlala, mynd44[/quote

1.4 bil for Assignment he can't even say... well just passing
NYSC / Re: Know The Pros And Cons Of The States You Want To Choose For Nysc by tuco1: 7:35am On Jan 08, 2016
Meeloreh:
Kaduna, PH n Abuja. Any advice

Kaduna

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Education / Re: What Was Your Post In Secondary School? by tuco1: 7:31am On Jan 08, 2016
Sanitary prefect
Education / Re: What Was Your Post In Secondary School? by tuco1: 7:29am On Jan 08, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
I was deputy governor then the governor was impeached.. I became governor.. Then after sometime, I was promoted to vice president, then the president died and I became the president..


Ok.. Seriously, they refused to give me any post.

Ahh... kilode? GEJ ni
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Dazzles As Host Of The #2015GloCAFAwards (photos) by tuco1: 7:26am On Jan 08, 2016
yusaze:
The stunning Ghanaian actress is co-hosting the Glo CAF Awards alongside Dbanj tonight..This is her first look as styled by Jeremiah Ogbodo of Swanky Signature styling.

https://www.instagram.com/swankyjerry/

cc: lalasticlala, ishilove, ijebabe

Dope
Family / Re: MY Wife Left Me For Her Politician Exboyfried. by tuco1: 7:25am On Jan 08, 2016
OGGS2000:
my wife of fifteen years left me in Lagos to work for her ex boy friend in the east. It all started one evening she got a call that she should come to take a job at the state capital. She asked me if she can go I said if you want. She did not tell me the relationship she has with the caller she said its from someone she gave her CV. She asked me to book flight for her because she will go in the morning and I did. Two days later she called that I should book flight for her to come back and I did. A day later she called that they called that she should come and resume the next day, I made another flight booking for her. When I travelled for Christmas holiday I saw she was very happy but was surprised to hear that she was paid only forty thousand naira as her salary for the month. Last year when I moved to Lagos from where we were she left a job that pays her two hundred thousand naira plus car and driver on the reason that the family should stay tougher. This got me thinking that there must be other reason for the relocation. I got a call yesterday and I was asked why I left my wife to and work for her Politian ex boyfriend if am tired of the marriage. I called her to know the relationship she has with the man that gave her work she confirmed he is her ex boyfriend. I told her she can not marry two men at a time. she has chosen to be mistress to a politician she should pack out of my house.
She is begging that I should forgive her. my problem now is if she can do this when I can pay my bills comfortably, what will she do if situation changes tomorrow.

I know it's difficult for 15 years marriage to be done with but trust me she will still choose her Ex million times than you......
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Information Technology Training by tuco1: 6:20am On Jan 07, 2016
mikesleek:
It's known fact that the world is now technologically driven. As my contribution to the development of capacity in young people, i intend to start an online training web page where i can teach and mentor people who are interested in in learning Networking, Windows operating system and windows server. I'll give you links to download demo versions of softwares and give you a walk through installing and configuring.
start date is Monday 11th January 2016.
Indicate interest by replying to this thread with your email address.

Abbakarsaddieq@gmail.com
Family / Re: My Brother Is Like A Houseboy To His Wife by tuco1: 6:12am On Jan 07, 2016
Oyind17:
I went to my elder brother's house for a visit and I lost my peace due to what I saw there.
I didn't call him on phone before going, I knocked and their first son opened the gate for me, when I entered they were eating. Normally the woman was supposed to dish food if they needed more but to my greatest surprise she asked him to dish more, like an obedient servant he went to the kitchen to get more.

About 30 minutes later her younger sister arrived and the wife started sending him all manner of errands, she started with bring yam for Mercy( the name of the girl), he brought the yam and she sent him again to tie the yams together for the girl, I was pissed cos I couldn't believe my brother was doing that.

She later send him to their shop to bring some stuffs for the girl, I left immediately cos I couldn't bear it any longer. The girl is above 20

To the men,would you accept such from your wives and to the wives would you treat your husbands as errand boys.

If really you are not single then who know wetin your own wife they do you?
Celebrities / Re: Dele Momodu Replies Dr. Ola Balogun by tuco1: 6:08am On Jan 07, 2016
iamVirus:


Veteran film maker, Dr. Ola Balogun, via a letter to the Nation earlier today, expressed disappointment, and condemned in totality, the role played by Ovation magazine boss, Dele Momodu, in the Davido baby mama saga.


Dr. Ola Balogun

He also charged Sophia Momodu to get a job to support her lifestyle, and not turn Davido into an Automated Teller Machine, ATM.

Dele Momodu has however, replied Mr.
Balogun, asking him to join others in
reconciling the families, instead of pouring petrol into the conflagration.
[b]
“It is disheartening that while many well-meaning Nigerians have stepped in to intervene in the face-off between music superstar, Mr David Adeleke, aka Davido, and the mother of his baby Ms Sophia Momodu, my cousin, a senior citizen and film-maker, Dr Ola Balogun, has chosen to cast aspersions on me for reasons best known to both of us.

In a well-circulated comment he made in newspapers and on social media, on
Wednesday, January 6, 2016, Dr. Balogun maliciously attacked Sophia and I, without caring to find out what led to the present debacle.

I had the highest regards for Dr. Balogun, and had always responded to his calls and text messages to my London line most times.

I wish to apologise to him publicly if I have not been able to attend to his certain demands, but it is regrettable that he would retaliate through this vengeful manner.

Though I bear the same title of Bashorun with my late mentor, Chief Moshood Abiola, I’m just an ordinary journalist of very modest means.

Let me assure Dr. Balogun that elders like him have brokered peace between the families, and by the grace of God, we should have good news sooner than later.

Dr. Balogun should please bury whatever animosity he has against me, and join others in reconciling the families, instead of pouring petrol into the conflagration.[/b]

DELE MOMODU.”
lalasticlala


Soirce: http://360jamng.tk/dele-momodu-replies-dr-ola-balogun/

That's your problem,,, You call him oo.. reply his messages how that one take concern us?
Politics / Re: Dokpesi : Dasukigate Is Witch-hunt, Doesn’t Exist. The Cable. by tuco1: 10:43pm On Jan 06, 2016
Hemanwel:
In Nigerian politics today,there are two categories of people:

1. Those who support Buhari blindly and,
2.Those who oppose Buhari blindly.

Which category do you belong?

And those who don't even give a Damn about what is going on......
Politics / Re: Youths In Rivers Bury PDP In A Coffin (Photos) by tuco1: 10:30pm On Jan 06, 2016
Tolexander:
what if the savior, Jesus Christ comes around to raise PDP up like Lazarus?

Stop saying your dream....but for the main time enjoy what you see
Politics / Re: Olisa Metuh To Drag EFCC To Court, Refuses To Eat Or Drink by tuco1: 8:02am On Jan 06, 2016
IlajeGal1:
By JUMI RHODES
Well fasting for repentance is allow #40 Days 40 night......



The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) is expected to release the National Publicity Secretary of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) , Chief Olisa Metuh on the directive of President Muhammadu Buhari. As at the time of this report, the directive had not been received from Mr. President. Dawn-To-Dusk News however gathered that Metuh has written a 2-page statement. According to a source," As at 7:42pm this evening, Olisa Metuh has finished answering all questions on the allegations & made a statement to this effect. EFCC says they are waiting for directives from president Buhari to release him or not.Olisa Metuh statement to EFCC was short - 2 pages.



"He said former president Goodluck Jonathan called him & gave him an assignment. That he carried out the assignment perfectly well & reported back to the former president who was satisfied with job done. That if the EFCC has any case they should charge him to court. He is ready to defend himself. That he disbursed all monies to those it was meant for but will not give details until he is charged to court. That former president directed he should give an account for which the job can be funded & he gave his company account.





"Asked for a copy of the report, Olisa said its for his personal records & he will not give EFCC but will present it in court. That he was transferred N400m for the job & he disbursed it to the last kobo. That he submitted a report to GEJ & he has a copy. They asked Olisa to make additional statement, he declined & said they should use force if they want him to.Olisa Metuh is set for Court. It's now over to EFCC for next move.Olisa has refused to drink water or eat food. They asked him, his reply: "Do you people want to poison me?"



http://dawntodusknews.com/olisa-metuh-to-drag-efcc-to-court-refuses-to-drink-water-or-eat/
Romance / Re: Help! I Am In Love With My Best Friend's Ex. by tuco1: 5:58am On Dec 25, 2015
Xone3:
Please O! Is there anything wrong to date a friend's ex. The thing is they were in a relationship for a while, the guy was serious about settling down but things didn't really work out cos my friend wanted to take things slow and d guy was bent on getting married soon. So, they eventually broke up and the guy asked me out.
Mind you, I am single, ready and willing to settle. Abeg no b God butter my bread. Now my friend said over her dead body. Help me o, am not getting any younger. The thing is they aren't ever getting back and he seriously wants to settle down. He is a nice person and even after saying No he keeps on coming back. He is pestering me a lot and I kinda like him.



Beb calm down ur bread was never buttered coz he jst ask u out jst to Hurt ur Best friend,,, Well jst call dz Desperation nd u r falling for it......jst b wise

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