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Career / Re: How Do I Turn Down My Boss' Advances Without Losing My Job? (please Advice) by tuco1: 10:46am On Oct 19, 2016
iamnen:
SCAM!!!
FAKE STORY!!!
I they tell you...... Scam of the highest one but wait shey you talk say you no get Bf? No be say Na virgin you be my dear go enjoy your sex because with your statement you ready to give am waiting him want
Webmasters / Re: 5 Things You Must Know Before Starting A Blog by tuco1: 9:56am On Jun 30, 2016
setsot723:
k

How much recharge card you put
Webmasters / Re: 5 Things You Must Know Before Starting A Blog by tuco1: 9:48am On Jun 30, 2016
delivite:


There's a Nigerian attitude to everything and folks still make it. You're beauriful though (Can i have your number?)...but i digress...

Person face they down but yet you know say she fine........ I whip for you

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Politics / Re: Saraki And Ekweremadu Granted Conditional Bail by tuco1: 12:32pm On Jun 27, 2016
This is just a seasonal film..... mtsewww
Politics / Re: Mohammed Garba Gololo Sex Scandal: US Has 'Video' Of How He Grabbed Hotel Maid by tuco1: 10:41am On Jun 25, 2016
He just look like a drunkard
Romance / Re: GOING THROUGH A DEVASTATING BREAK UP. Please Help Me Friends!! Am Dying Silently by tuco1: 10:38am On Jun 25, 2016
Life is very sweet to be wasted despite the hardship,,, For the girl she will definitely get another guy who she will spend for and have Regular S** at last he chase her away with #Koboko then she will know your worth...... Next time don't love with your Heart but Head
Romance / Re: GOING THROUGH A DEVASTATING BREAK UP. Please Help Me Friends!! Am Dying Silently by tuco1: 10:30am On Jun 25, 2016
foolinlove:
You only have two choices.

1. Stay with her.
On the knowledge that she's a cheater and will do it again and again.

2. Move on.
Knowing that you will sleep easy as no one is cheating on you.

It is not an easy choice. She is your true love. No on can make that choice for you. Unfortunately, sometimes your true love doesn't love you back. I am testament to that. I have also tried to end my life over mu true love.

But if you choose option 2, you need to cut her off. The longer you have no contact with her the stronger you will be. Otherwise, she will be like a drug to you. You will crave her attention, when you get it you'll be high. So the best way is to cut off the "drug supply". Over time without her, the cravings will fade. You will move on.

Also, be honest in yout next relationship if you have one. Let the lady know that your ex is your true love. You need to be honest in everything, so that you don't pass on the hurt that has been done to you.

Bless and good luck.

Which one come be true love, ,, mtsewww will always be girls
Education / Re: Comfort Ekaette Inyang, BABCOCK Best Student: I Never Had A Boyfriend On Campus by tuco1: 9:06pm On Jun 21, 2016
princeofpeace22:



http://sunnewsonline.com/i-never-had-boyfriend-on-campus-says-babcock-best-student/

Who cares when Dssc Airforce list don come out how your story take help us? 13 per state

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Sports / Re: Keshi's Son Signs Condolence Register In Honour Of His Dad At NFF Office(Pics) by tuco1: 8:25am On Jun 16, 2016
youngest85:


Am sorry to say this....

But no resemblance na

Na your condolences be that?

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Politics / Re: Fani-Koyode: EFCC Files 17-count Charge Against Ex Minister by tuco1: 8:21am On Jun 16, 2016
Phones / Re: Facebook Blocked Me For Saying This:: by tuco1: 9:17am On Jun 15, 2016
shogotermies:
This night I observe that am unable to login to Facebook on my FB app,till I realise my account was made unavailable for saying I HATE GAAY.
Am just thinking what's this world turning to. screenshot below

Facebook keh!!! To hell with the inventor
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Dress For A Job Interview by tuco1: 9:01am On Jun 15, 2016
Y
Emmaoga:
any job meant for you will definitely be yours no matter your dress code when going for the interview
..

When God says yes nobody can say no.


That's right jare
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Dress For A Job Interview by tuco1: 8:59am On Jun 15, 2016
Mezuzah:
Never dress like that yet got my dream job, some times, what you know will give you the job and not how you dress

Gbam
Politics / Re: The Three Changes Nigeria Needs, By Muhammadu Buhari by tuco1: 8:56am On Jun 15, 2016
macuwon:
Am still trying to fault the article


Let's just say I don't enough time to read thoroughly so I pretend it's good undecided







In other news, just got a new job and left during training, they want me to sign a commitment bond, if I leave before 6months, I would pay a huge sum.

May God make it easy for you,,,, and all the best
Politics / Re: Tambuwal & Sultan Of Sokoto Flag Off Supply Of 70% Subsidy Fertiliser 2 Farmers by tuco1: 8:42am On Jun 15, 2016
jonhemma11:

Governor Aminu Waziri Tambuwal and Sultan of Sokoto, Muhammad Saad Abubakar Tuesday flagged off sales of fertilizer for 2016 cropping season in Sokoto state.

Speaking at the event, which took place at Silami LGA, Tambuwal announced that the state government has subsidized the cost of commodity by 70 percent to enable farmers enhance production.

He said the government has procured three types of fertilizers which include Urea, NPK and SSP brands.

“This year, Urea brand, bought by the government at N6859, will be sold to farmers at the price of N2,300; NPK, which was procured at the cost N6,400, will be sold at the rate of N2,200 while SSP, also bought at the rate of N6,400, will be sold to our farmers at the rate of N2,100,” the Governor said.

Tambuwal added that is administration would not relent on efforts to improve agriculture.

According to him, government has also procured 19,620 bags of rice seeds of 50kg size to be distributed to rice farmers for the 2016 wet and dry season farming.

“In the same vein, certified seeds of onions and lettuce have been sourced for distribution to vegetable farmers in Goronyo, Rabah, Wurno, Kware, Tambuwal, Wamakko, Silame, Kebbe, Sokoto North and Shagari LGAs,” he added.

Tambuwal said government will continue to explore avenues to enhance water management especially for the two major dams in the state, in order to mitigate flooding and its negative consequences, and at the same time improve wet and dry season farming.

About 9,000 metric tones of fertilizer was procured by the government for the 2016 cropping season.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/06/sokoto-announces-70-subsidy-on.html

Yet some cows will aquire and sell it out for than 2k
Politics / Re: My Boss, Sheriff Will Destroy PDP — Shettima (Flash Back) by tuco1: 8:36am On Jun 15, 2016
kahal29:
Is his prophecy coming to pass?

Below is the excerpt of the interview granted by Gov Shettima on April 2nd, 2016.

What is your reaction to the emergence of your predecessor, Senator Ali Modu Sheriff as the national chairman of the PDP and his vow to kick out the APC from power in 2019?

His Excellency, Senator Ali Sheriff is my boss and is someone that I am eternally indebted to. I always tend to shy away from commenting on issues directly involving him. He is a very consummate politician who is presiding over a dead horse, and I am absolutely certain that he will see to the total annihilation of the PDP. The PDP is an idea whose time has elapsed. The mind disturbing revelations about how funds meant to acquire weapons to prevent Boko Haram insurgents from their scales of murder, were siphoned is enough to erase the PDP from the minds of the party’s founding fathers, those who drafted it’s constitution and those who designed the party’s if they have conscience. I don’t see majority of good Nigerians ever accepting the PDP again except perhaps, a different political affiliation but certainly not PDP as it is known.

Given his antecedents, do you expect to politically engage him in the immediate future?

My boss is a very consummate politician, he can survive in any political terrain. He will certainly find his way and will successfully destroy the PDP to the better glory of the APC.

For more see:

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/boss-sheriff-will-destroy-pdp-gov-shettima/

Has he been vindicated with the latest developments in PDP?

Rich men with power since 1800
Politics / Re: Wives Of Oyo, Ebonyi & Zamfara Governors In A Group Photo by tuco1: 8:32am On Jun 15, 2016
MisterMetro:
Wives of Oyo,Ebonyi & Zamfara State Governors respectively Mrs Florence Ajimobi, Mrs Rachel Umahi and Mrs Asmau Yari were pictured at an event recently .

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/06/beautiful-photo-of-oyoebonyi-zamfara.html


How this one take become news??

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Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: I Won't Step Down For Sherrif - Markafi by tuco1: 8:28am On Jun 15, 2016
engineerboat:
PDP Crisis: I won’t step down for Sheriff – Makarfi
— 14th June 2016
(Taiwo Amodu, ABUJA)

Former Kaduna state governor and chairman of the PDP caretaker committee, Senator Ahmed Makarfi has dismissed as mere speculation, claim that he has opened discussion with former chairman of the dissolved national working committee, Senator Ali Modu Sheriff with the motive of stepping down for the latter.

The former Borno state governor had on Monday stormed the national secretariat and took over its administration.

Former national vice-chairman, South-south, Cairo Ojougboh at a news briefing yesterday claimed that Senator Ahmed Makarfi has accepted Senator Ali Modu Sheriff as the legitimate chairman of the party.

But addressing newsmen at his residence in Abuja, Senator Makarfi dismissed the claim as fraudulent.
He said:” That’s very fraudulent. I saw him, (Senator Sheriff) at the convention of course, but I haven’t sat privately with Modu Sheriff in the last 3 months, or anybody representing him not to talk of me making such a statement.

“I haven’t granted any press statement. If that is the case, how can it be that the only statement I would make is to apologise to him and express support for him? “There is no basis for that, absolutely no basis for that. This is what we are trying to get rid from PDP and all the so called court orders, judgment being bandied about aren’t really true. We know what the courts have said, the court never stopped any convention, of course it said do not elect and we didn’t elect and the order which was said to be vacated and that’s the Port Harcourt court order hasn’t been vacated and the IGP and INEC till today said it is an existing order.

“So, I really don’t know why they are spreading falsehood.”

The former Kaduna state governor however disclosed that he was open to dialogue that would ensure the amicable resolution of the seemingly protracted impasse facing the party.

“All said and done, I still believe that the path towards resolving political problem is dialogue, accomodation and I am open to that.

“But as I am open to dialogue, accomodation so that we become one strong united family once again but it is very, very unfair to make a fraudulent statement that there is a document purported to have been issued by me. That never, ever happened and I never even dreamt about it not to talk of issuing it.”

http://sunnewsonline.com/pdp-crisis-i-wont-step-down-for-sheriff-makarfi/

Una wahala mean while this NPower of a thing na scam?
Sports / Re: Muhammad Ali’s Sex Tapes To Be Sold By His Ex Girlfriend & Babymama by tuco1: 9:52am On Jun 13, 2016
ajixkhid1:



http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/muhammad-ali-sex-tapes-scandal-8170624


Photo: Muhammad Ali with Barbara Mensah in the 70s

Ali is dead so as the Tape, women will always be what we think of them..... ain't f*****g Loyal!!!!!! Let him rest
Celebrities / Re: Chichi Igbo Berates Olamide For Joking About The Murder Of 50 People In Orlando by tuco1: 9:27am On Jun 13, 2016
farano:
Can't believe he posted that. We should stop joking at every single thing, especially not over a tragedy. People need to grow up. Olamide later deleted the post.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BGkQEYnpffL/

Observed,,,,,,, rather be silent than to mourn... Disgusting
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is It Possible For A Stranger To Help You Get Job by tuco1: 8:42am On Jun 07, 2016
janengozi:
I meet someone on Saturday and he ask if am working and I told him no. He asked if I will like to work in any federal ministry and my response was yes,he then ask me to send my cv to him if only I will like to work in immigration, civil defence or custom.

my fear now is I don't know if he is for real or he want to scam me.

It takes nothing to send a CV
Romance / Re: Woman Marries Her Unknown Caller Whose Calls She Missed by tuco1: 1:25pm On Jun 04, 2016
CaroLyner:
most wrong numbers here are always from hausa guys grin

How many did you missed from dangote??

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Romance / Re: Woman Marries Her Unknown Caller Whose Calls She Missed by tuco1: 1:24pm On Jun 04, 2016
CaroLyner:
most wrong numbers here are always from hausa guys grin

How many did you miss from dangote??
Politics / Re: Lagos Pays Salary Before 23rd Of The Month, The Only State In Nigeria That Does by tuco1: 3:37pm On Jun 03, 2016
Qaisar1:
ok. I'm not from Lagos State though. But I'm very sure the Governor of my state receives his salary two (2) months before time.

Enjoy, don't offend... Guess the state

What are you saying?
Celebrities / Re: Lady Asks Toolz To Give Her Beads: See The Reply Toolz Gave by tuco1: 1:34pm On May 29, 2016
Feranchek:


Lol. See who dey talk. Abeg no dey deceive yourself biko!! angry angry



Stale



What when is it such a bad thing to dream Haven't you ever dreamt of having this or that


We all need to understand that CELEBRITIES SEF NA HUMAN BEINGS O0OO!!!

(M.I don talk am)

So even toolz na celebrity?? This days being celebrity is very cheap
Politics / Re: ECOWAS Broke, Begs Nigeria For Cash by tuco1: 8:32am On May 27, 2016
ijustdey:







http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/05/26/ecowas-broke-begs-nigeria-for-cash/



Hmmmm highest level of stupidity so na we come rich pas?
Romance / Re: Man Had Sex With Someone's Wife And Was Flogged Publicly (watch VIDEO) by tuco1: 5:32am On May 27, 2016
NEHLIVE:
There is this video that has gone viral online of a man being flogged in public by an angry mob. Apparently, the poor man was busted harvesting honey from somebody’s bee hive. The man was frog marched and forced to lie on a public bench where he was ‘disciplined’ the jungle way. You can bet after this public humiliation, he will never dare get near a married woman again. Watch the video below...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OniyElyA4rw

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/05/man-caught-bonking-someones-wife.html
And what happen to the woman
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Is The Reason Why Many Men Want Me - Laura Ikeji by tuco1: 8:31pm On Apr 24, 2016
nduprincekc:
grin grin grin

she is funny indeed



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4DtV3UHqoE
you sef no fine na
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Is The Reason Why Many Men Want Me - Laura Ikeji by tuco1: 8:30pm On Apr 24, 2016
You sef no fine na...
Politics / Re: Gtbank Documents Show How Saraki Transferred $3 Million To U.S. by tuco1: 8:14pm On Apr 24, 2016
Politics / Re: Photos As Fayose Returns From China Today Afternoon by tuco1: 8:10pm On Apr 24, 2016
Hmmm
Romance / Re: Problems Only Pretty Ladies Will Understand by tuco1: 6:25am On Apr 24, 2016
Hadez:
1. We can't just have a day off without receiving numerous calls from annoying set of toasters and so called friends.
Like seriously? Can't you guys just keep to yourself and don't bother us? You call morning, noon and night and all you keep saying is "how are you, how was your day, have you eaten, what are you doing at the moment, OK I will call you later" are you an FBI agent? Mtchewww undecided

2. We are tagged as flirts. This especially I hate to the bone. Even here on nairaland. So because she is pretty and she clubs and dresses with swag does that mean she is an olosho? Too many kids in this country undecided

3.we can't just walk without being noticed. OK, I am not all that pretty but can't I just walk pass a street without guys stopping to say hello? Can't i just go to a store to get something without someone offering to pay? Can't i just eat in peace without you offering to pay my bills and get to know me in the process? Leave me alone! angry

4. Too many DM, PM...do I need to say more about this? I get nothing less than 100 messages on fb in 2days. I am lucky, my bestie gets more than 500 messages daily grin she had to delete her fb messenger because the messages are just too much grin
Even instagram isn't helping matter. Should I start with nairaland too? angry

5. We are tagged as unserious students. Imagine someone saying the pretty ones are the dumb ones why the ugly girls are intelligent. Just imagine, well my gp speaks for me. Not all pretty girls rely on their beauty

6. We are called lazy and dependant grin this is the funniest grin
I have 2 jobs and I pay my bills myself. why will I want to depend on your peanut? grin

7. They call us proud. This is saddening. Sometimes it is just about having a high self esteem not pride sad

8. Most guys just want to show you off as trophies and have sex then move to the next pretty girl. This is why we take a very long time to study you before allowing you in but most guys will become too desperate and loose their chances.

#drops pen
wait first among this for display pix, which 1 be you sef

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