Watch power . Not 2bad but cool

Shortyy:
Mine is flat already so need

Where is it?

Estharfabian:
It's True When Peeps Say..''guys Could spend Hours On A Football Match Rather than Spending Romantic moments with Their Girlfriends/Wives''

Buh Really...That Sucks Af!!
I Hate Football With Passion!! It's Boring, pathetic, irrelevant, Brain-damaging, Senseless and time consuming...did I forget to mention Boring? oh! yeah! I did!

I really Dunno What's So Good about It...Guys Help Me Here??

If u go dey strip for am.. I swear if his papa dey play ball. He no go fit watch...

Attention seeking mfkers

MissSlimbody:
I no know who slim pass between me and this babe sef

Na u

Perfect love ending....


Die bro....

1st page tins..

10
Your stomach is smarter than you think
Your stomach has more neurons than many animals have in their actual brains; its collection of neurons is so complex, that some call it a “second brain” for humans. While other parts of the body – the palms of your hands, for instance – also have high levels of neurons, your stomach is unique in that it can effectively think for itself, meaning that you can digest food without having to think about it. Ever been nervous, irritable, or content for apparently no reason at all? Ever found yourself unable to concentrate after an enormous meal? Chances are, your stomach is partly to blame – all the more reason to eat wisely.

9
You are as hairy as a chimp
This statement might seem to be untrue as soon as you glance in the mirror (unless you suffer from hypertrichosis), but you are indeed as hairy as most other primates. Just like chimps, we have hair all over our bodies – only it’s much finer and shorter than that of our furry cousins. Per square inch of our body we have an average of 500-1000 hair follicles.And the hairiest creature? The sea otter puts all other animals to shame, with nearly a million hairs per square inch.

8
You are a miracle
Biology teachers often begin the year by applauding their students: “Well done,” they say. “You’ve already done the hardest thing you will ever have to do.” When the students look bemused, the teacher will explain. Everybody began as a perfectly symmetrical ball of cells – yet we’ve all ended up having a front, a back, and sides. How can a spherical cell end up forming orifices as complex as eyes, ears, and nostrils? It has to flatten, twist, and push itself into shape. This forms the first orifice you have – your anus. Typically, this becomes the biology teacher’s second joke: All humans start as arses – it’s just that some remain as arses for their whole lives.

7
You are part-virus
One of the bigger surprises unearthed by the Human Genome Project was exactly how much of our DNA has been contributed by viruses. Viruses can’t reproduce on their own – so some viruses have to insert their DNA into a host cell in order to be copied. If the virus inserts itself into a sperm or egg cell, then the resulting offspring may carry the virus DNA in every one of its cells. This has happened so often in human evolution that no less than 9% of our genome is directly derived from viruses.

6
You can’t tickle yourself
…unless you have schizophrenia. Tickling is thought to be a key part of human bonding, especially between children and their parents. When we grow up, we may come to dislike being tickled – but most people never overcome the nervous twitching and laughing that comes with another person touching us in a certain way. Yet – as we all know – we can’t tickle ourselves, since our brain knows exactly what to expect. For schizophrenics, however, it isn’t so easy to recognize the touch as belonging to themselves – many will laugh just as hard from a feather guided by their own hand.

5
Your body is younger than you are
You are changing all the time. You inhale, you exhale, you eat, and you excrete. You take in molecules and expel others constantly. If you are over the age of puberty, then it is likely that not a single part of your body ever belonged to your baby self. This leads to an interesting problem, still hotly debated by philosophers: if every part of you is different today, are you still the same person you were at birth?

4
You are partially blind
Unfortunately, your eyes have a design fault: both of them have a blind spot. This blind spot is large enough to cause problems for those who lose sight in one eye. Thankfully for most of us, the fact that we have two eyes means that the blind spots go unnoticed.

3
You can count without counting
When you are presented with groups of up to four objects, you don’t need to count them to figure out how many there are. For these small groups, you have an instinctive grasp of the number of items. Members of the Piraha tribe in Brazil don’t have any numbers in their language, and so they’re unable to count – yet even the Piraha are able to comprehend numbers up to four.

2
You may have no free will
It’s often a very violent debate: are you free to make your own decisions, or are your decisions shaped by forces beyond your control? Many arguments have been put forward on both sides of the debate, but here I will focus on the experiment carried out on a patient by Benjamin Libet.Libet, while observing the patient’s brain, told him to move his hand whenever he wished. Libet found that the brain registered a desire to move the hand, even before the man himself was aware of this desire. This suggests that we may act impulsively, without actually making a decision. It only seems to us afterwards that we did something from our own free will, since we rationalize our action after it happens.

1
You have stripes
Many mammals have stripes: cats can have very clear lines, or patches, which develop as certain cells start expressing different genes, and then pass the variation on to other cells. Humans are no different – it is simply that our stripes are usually invisible. You can usually only see these stripes – called Blaschko’s Lines – when a disease affects one type of cell, but not a neighbouring type.


Source;; http://listverse.com/2012/11/18/top-10-things-you-didnt-know-about-yourself/

lurlah2014:
lol, where you b4?

Sure

lurlah2014:
lol, where you b4?

Ofcourse

Cutehector:
How is it possible to give a woman orgasm without sex? Discuss.

Lol


Tell a 0.5 inch guy that....

Girls only want love if it's torture...

Make her feel like she needs you more than you need her..... she will definitely come around and be a better gurl...

AM I the only one who thinks mamagee too get wahala...

How man pipe go rise cuz he dey baff his child....


So a woman should not bath her son also...

jamex93:
why must u keep sending text messages while am at work

u want me to get sacked abi

its over

Guy u wicked ooo

Ways of breaking up with
your lover this December



1.16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so
you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
_
2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!
_
3.I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!
_
4. I told u I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice cream. You don't
care about me. It's over!
_
5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the
other. You fried the one you were supposed
to boil and boiled the one you were
supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s
over!
_
6.I call u DARLING and you called me
HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother
a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your
bags. its over!

Save your relationship

lurlah2014:
My boo is looking dapar

So I'm nt ur boo again

Umm

Merlissa:




Kindly remind me to stay away from you

But why na...


Thought ull like it...

It looks photoshoped

It isn't there anymore

Who broke her heart na.. guys love this girls better o

It's in their DNA

I'll hire 6 olosho's to lead me to heaven

I do draw x-rays sometimes.

Omotayor123:
Not right at all.. Instead command her to put away the phone!

Command, like she's a slave.. I'm no girl but I don't think it's right to command.

God catch am

Shey u be gay ni.

So vIrgin get type....

misspicy:
I am too caring and its been taken for granted

Ehyah. Sorry bae

I like myself too much..

I feel ur pain