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Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Form A New Word by tunanpa: 5:23pm On Aug 15, 2008
where man go start from now? ooooooooooo!
Jokes Etc / Re: Naija Girls by tunanpa: 4:40pm On Aug 15, 2008
who is this poster gangan.
Jokes Etc / Mama Vs Aboki by tunanpa: 4:26pm On Aug 15, 2008
an old yoruba woman take okada 2 a particular place,the okada man was an ABOKI.when d bike was about to make a u-turn to a corner,he could not see a bus coming from a far but the woman could see.the woman was shouting "wait for ramu,wait for ramu,e dey comu,wait for ramu " the aboki man said "kai walahi mama ram i no come,i no come walahi. before he knows what the mama was saying ,the bus scrap both of them and the aboki screamed "kai ram i dey come walahi.
Jokes Etc / Re: Naija Girls by tunanpa: 3:43pm On Aug 15, 2008
hmmmmm, silence.
Jokes Etc / Re: Naija Girls by tunanpa: 3:16pm On Aug 15, 2008
pls don't be the first victim.
Jokes Etc / Re: Naija Girls by tunanpa: 2:38pm On Aug 15, 2008
hope you guys were not refering to me,if u do,u b warnd,cos mon gbona felili.I NO FIT SHOUT! so,stay clear!
Jokes Etc / Re: Naija Girls by tunanpa: 10:48am On Aug 15, 2008
rubbish!
Jokes Etc / Re: Office Memo by tunanpa: 2:33pm On Jun 10, 2008
what does dat surpose min.mmmssssssshhhhh!
Education / Admition Without Jamb by tunanpa: 12:46pm On Jun 10, 2008
which university admit without jamb,may be collection of form and entrance exam or something.
Jobs/Vacancies / With Ond by tunanpa: 12:35pm On Jun 10, 2008
could you pls give places i can always drop my cv
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Embarrassing Interview Situations You Need To Learn From by tunanpa: 12:24pm On Jun 10, 2008
My interview expirience was as nauty as babree's if not worst.i was never told any ettiquete or brief about interview,i have never been interviewd or called up for any.At about 8:00pm,late at night i received a call from a lady asking me to come for an interview at intercontinental bank plc.Though i was surpose to travel on the next day,but i had to differ the journey.The interview has to start for 1:00pm and i got there exactly 1:00pm,the interview started as schedulled.i was called on when got to my turn.

First Fork up:I entered with my two hands in my pocket

Second fork up:After greeting the panel,i sat down without permission

Third Fork up:Imidiately i was  asked to stand up and walked out,asked to come in properly and sit permitted.

This was where i knew my chances of securing the job is very very slim.guess what,i lost it.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Embarrassing Interview Situations You Need To Learn From by tunanpa: 10:36am On Jun 10, 2008
what a question!
Sports / Re: Best Soccer Analyst On Radio/TV? by tunanpa: 4:49pm On Apr 04, 2008
On radio i think is MICTHEL OBI,SIMPLY marvellous.wale scott,bimbo adeola,godwin enaheana all are good.but i like KAYODE TIJANI now in uk.he's just wonderful.
Certification And Training Adverts / Ican,nim Cipm Or What? by tunanpa: 1:38pm On Apr 03, 2008
Am a business administration student with {OND},but want to do a proffessional exam,some friends advice on ICAN,NIM or CIPM, they claim that ICAN seems to be the most recorgnised but considering my field and not an Accouting student.could you please advice on which exam to put in with and if ICAN how can it improve my status more than NIM,CIPM,etc.thanks.
Jokes Etc / Re: Your President by tunanpa: 2:27pm On Mar 17, 2008
so far so good.
Jokes Etc / Who Succeed Saula? by tunanpa: 2:19pm On Mar 17, 2008
The N.U.R.T.W is keen on who succeed thier recently murderd chairman,MR SAULA.you are hereby make a suggestion on who you think is best fit to this position.as for me,i choose ITUEN.who did you suggest?
Celebrities / Re: D'banj: The Long Thin Man by tunanpa: 5:03pm On Feb 28, 2008
no doubt the best nigeria artist for now.if you don't know,then je ka lo jasi from d'banj.his concept is too much gba!
Celebrities / Obesere And K1 D Ultimate,who's Richer by tunanpa: 4:25pm On Feb 28, 2008
OBESERE[sidophobia], or K 1 the Ultimate.who's richer.my own conclution is that PAPA i.e OBESERE is richer.
Phones / Re: Multilinks 0702xxxxxxx by tunanpa: 10:51am On Feb 22, 2008
@ zoomzu,you don't av to mind somany if u want to gain somany.u av to ignore some bored response or reply as they com in a funny way just to make everytin interestng.dat's my take.
Phones / Re: Multilinks 0702xxxxxxx by tunanpa: 10:43am On Feb 22, 2008
@zoomzu.na wa 4 u,no advise u want which one com be EPE wish u dey display.i beg o!
Food / Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by tunanpa: 2:07pm On Feb 21, 2008
my dear,the secret of fatness is noting than to keep eating,eating and eating,just eat as much as you can.when i mean eating i mean food remanace,bones,eating agbalumo seed,orange seed etc.just one week is enough to testify,if no changes after 2 days please consult your baba somewhere.[god father].
Romance / Re: Are There Men Who Are Still Faithful? by tunanpa: 10:20am On Feb 18, 2008
ladies cannot be exonorated wen it comes to unfatfullness in a relationship.they caused the seduction and made the guy go crazy,they do the damages and yet they can't stand the concequencies.i don't know what thier aguement is based on.some ladies get thier guys furstrated and made them sneak out,some have characters that cannnot be withstand by the guy and makes him looks elsewhere.




YOU CAUSED IT AND YOU KNOW IT! WHY CRYING FOWL.
Jokes Etc / Re: Shortest / Smallest Boks In The World by tunanpa: 2:25pm On Feb 04, 2008
no coment
Jokes Etc / Re: Pastor And His Flock by tunanpa: 1:51pm On Feb 04, 2008
nice one
Jokes Etc / Re: What Gets U Excited? by tunanpa: 1:26pm On Feb 04, 2008
I also gbadun nightnures thing.
Jokes Etc / Re: Spread This Example Of Peace And Love Of Islam To Your Friends ! by tunanpa: 1:18pm On Feb 04, 2008
@bin laden be realistic and don't allow religion to becloud you. whatever a muslim does to non muslim is justified and done in the name of Allah. it is only wrong when evil id done to a fellow muslim.

Can u boldly say the terrorists, kidnappers, beheaders are not muslims? why is it that when a muslim kills an "arna" they shout
ALLAHU AKBAR" praise be to allah, they do that because it is in consonance with their belief. they will never do what is not written in the quran.

you might belong to a sect (ayotallah, izala,tejaniya,sunni,shitte,hezeboallah or others) but they all derive their ideas from the quran. an average muslim can never do anything outside islam. islam is good but "good alone to the belivers" it does not tolerate christains and jews, islam call jews monkeys.

have u ever heard of a christain behead anybody and shouting praise be to God, have u ever heard of a christain terrorist? a religion is what it is by what u see the adherents practice! if not for the net, i know u personally bin laden will be screaming blue murder and demanding 4 my head.

christianity preaches love! love those who despise u, bless and pray for those u hate and persecute you. Bin laden embrace the truth that is in christ and be free from darkness and hatred!

Shalom.

CLEMCYKUL. All the allegations u made against ''islam'' are not based on merit,i would suggest that u should go for more informations on islam and most espetially the study of the QUR'ÄN.Your pionts are travalised and there are no evidence of fact what so ever.
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Gun? by tunanpa: 12:51pm On Feb 04, 2008
all of u are so good in shooting.recormend u guys for NIGER-DELTA battle,pls save this great region.Ituen,Tufe lead the team.

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