₦airaland Forum

chukwuma101: so a monkey is a negligible collateral damage?

it's the same monkey your almighty America used.

CyberWolf: That's APC for you...playing politics with people's life...

I think it's the patients' decision to accept or reject the drug and not Lagos state government.
Stupid set of people.

farano: What is dis one saying

saying what you trying to deny

farano:

lemme be explicit here. With the number of girls on this thread, I can boldly say girls find him attractive and sexy. The problem is most are living in denial.
we have cheating girls everywhere because they say one thing but mean another.

Chidex2442: we have been dating for about six months now, she said its a no sex relationship I've nt been in this kind of relationship before.... Bt she is so amazing I don't wanna loose her.
we spend good time with each other.... tried all I could do to eat the cookies but to no avail.. pals I need your advice like air..... I believe I love her cos I've nt planned cheating on her even at this.

if you love her as much as you claim then put a ring on it. After marriage you can have access to the website at any time.

suwailad: One thing you got to know about these first ladies is that they are HIGH CLASS PROSTITUTES and most are members of cults that demand they are sexually violated by other well to do members periodically! This is not a drill.

it seems you are the secretary of the cult and high class prostitude group to know this much.
Rumour peddler.

suwailad: One thing you got to know about these first ladies is that they are HIGH CLASS PROSTITUTES and most are members of cults that demand they are sexually violated by other well to do members periodically! This is not a drill.

it's funny how some of you say, "pictureoridontbelieveit " when it's something positive about Nigeria. Now that it's about PEG, you believe the story hook line and sinker, without asking for picture.






Quarrel happens every where. Don't know why you guys should make this a big deal.

dexterush: Yeah dis is d definition of black ...bros is ur name babadudu?

lol no. My name is Tunde .

He who kills with a leather belt should be killed by same.

chino25: So sad.

you can undergo transgender operation na. Na your money matter!

francleanflexy: kcee steps out of the airport and hails a taxi.
Taxi stops
he Opens the door and enters
...30 seconds later

kcee: hey taxi driver am kcee a very popular artist in nigeria. Every body know me in nigeria. Am in ur country for a tour. U should come. Infact i think u should on ur bluetooth so that i can send u some of my hit tracks, am sure u will...

Taxi driver: hey, wait a second u mean u are from nigeria ?

Kcee: yes of cos

taxi driver: so has the missing girls been found ?

Kcee: mtchew
oya face ur front, i look like oga jona for ur eye

guy! He be like say you be movie director o.



Got me all cracked up! Thumps up man!

ProfessorPeter: Are you sure this is not an old picture?

when picture no dey una go say pictureoridontbelieveit. Now picture dey again una dey ask whether na old picture...



Person go fit satisfy una so. Smh

Tallesty1: Hw av u been doing it 4 diz past 4yrs+

most of the times it wasn't easy, had to go oral with my wife.
So what about you?

This is my humble self.

On the 29th of this month, I will be 5 years in marriage. Just curious to know how you married peeps fare when your spouse is unavoidable absent. Take for instance he/she had to travel for a couple of weeks; she just have birth and you as the man has to wait; or even when you rod is badly in need of the thing when she is in her period.
Keep the response pouring in.

candy: Not at this time jor.

Mr and Mrs Sawyer had this all planned out. What happened to his American P? If what he needed was good care, America is the place to be and not naija where we are struggling to survive.

Sawyer should just have died peacefully in Mrs Sawyer's wide arms.

in her arms ke? May be her love no teach that level o.
The poor woman will be secretly thanking God she didn't have any contact with him during that period.

Although Nigeria citizens don't appreciate Nigeria. Other African country and infanct the whole world do.


I am proud to be a Nigerian!

Virgin are no no for me.

tayormi: Tecno nko



My God, when will u change my phone

God says He will change it tomorrow!

odun4love: Hum......
But someone said this mermaids were seen in benin river...
Now south africa....hum
And if is true aren't africa mermaid black abi them dey bleach.....?

na so I read am too o say na Benin River. Naija and fake news sha.

Kinkybraids: did u date her afterwards?

no I didn't . She was just being adventurous that was all.

Kinkybraids: Thats not cool... why didnt you just leave her alone

the way she went about the whole stuff there was no way I could. She really craved for it?

Nice move Mr. President.

Kinkybraids: You did a good thing saying no to her. i dont think she would have outlived that one...It was going to destroy her after you ignored or somthing.

on a different occasion, an Hausa girl had a crush on me. She was a teenager; 17 to be precise. I asked her to get disvirgined before I can do her. To my surprise, she came back disvirgined in less than a week.


After which... You know the rest na. Lol

It happened to me several years ago. There was this lady who worked in the same place as my friend. I toasted her but she deprived me of her honey pot for about a year. To my surprise one hot afternoon she came to my house, stripped naked and beckoned on my to do her. I told her no, after discovering that she was a virgin. Lol.

NB: I detested doing virgins.

ceaser: Pause to think if the American leaders and politicians are not patriotic. They are and that is why things work there. This in turn motivates the citizens to love their country that is ready to take care of them and protect them.

But what do you have in Nigeria? Your leaders try everything possible to show that they care less about the citizens. So where is the motivation? Why are many of our soldiers absconding and abandoning their posts? Why has mutiny taken a seat next to our once respected, ECOMOG-strength armed forces? The answers to these are so obvious. Corruption! The trillions budgeted for equipment and weapons get channelled into few pockets.

just watch and see Nigeria and Africa as a whole will become the envy of the whole world. I can bet on the fact that America and the other world super powers had their challenges during their early years of independence. America that you are comparing with Naija has come a long way many years after their independence. If Americans had giving up on their country then during their trying times they won't be where they are today.


Na only bastard dey talk say him mama soup no sweet.
ONE LOVE BRO.

Truman155: picture or ADONBELIVIT!

why not go to the nearest park and take the next available bus to Kano to confirm the story.








Judas iscariot

Unibenstudent: No pictures , no evidence, why are nigerians so gullible, why, why, why?

funny how fast you believe and don't ask for pictures when it's the bad guys killing the military. Sorry to disappoint you, but I believe the story 100%.
Nigerians are not gullible but we are optimist,hoping for the best for our fathers' land.




You are a disappointment to your father land.

Na so so Ebola I dey see for her body!

Kanwulia: Some women nor get shame I swear!
The reason they will remain single for life!
Miserable bytch!
Na anoda woman home she wan spread her winchcraft waka come?



Holy anger indeed!
This is a private matter and he did not have to bring it to his congregation.
Tacky!

*he looks like a dehydrated frog.. . . .he ain't even cute*

when you started commenting, I thought you were responsible, but at the tail end of your comment I had no option than to change my opinion.
Forget the fact that he is a MOG. Don't you have elders in your village? The man is 70+ for crying out loud. There is a saying that, " if you want to grow old, have regards for the old".


#omojatijati