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EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by levelszik(m): 8:57am On Aug 12, 2014
The two mermaids that were found swimming inside Nkandla’s “fire pool”

EFF’s motor mouth, Julius Malema, has accused President Jacob Zuma of practicing witchcraft. This after two mermaids were found in Nkandla’s “fire pool”, allegedly alive and kicking.

A leaked picture of the mysterious mermaids has been circulating social networks throughout the week, with many expressing their shock while others painted the gory photo as fake.

However, in a statement issued by presidential spokesman, Mac Maharaj, the two mermaids were confirmed as real.

“The president of the republic, Jacob Zuma, would like to set on record that although the two mermaids were discovered in a pool situated inside his Nkandla homestead, he was not aware of their existence. The Office of the Presidency will be in a better position to comment once an investigation by the security cluster has been concluded,” the statement read in part.

Opposition parties, particularly the EFF, were quick to accuse Zuma of witchcraft, sighting that he used the mermaids to protect him from being recalled from the seat of power.

“In the black community, we have what we call “ukuthwala – ho rwala”. People would consult sangomas for power and protection, which often comes in a form of muti and/or a snake which lives in a bedroom no one is allowed to go into…

“It all makes sense now. Zuma was accused of rape, fraud and corruption with hard core evidence presented before the court of law, but still walked free…. His mermaids protected him,” Malema told reporters.

The two mermaids were allegedly executed and transported to an undisclosed research laboratory in Durban.

http://lifestyletabloids.wordpress.com/2014/08/08/eff-accuse-zuma-of-witchcraft-after-two-mermaids-where-found-in-nkandlas-fire-pool/

chai,diaris God ooooo

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Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by levelszik(m): 8:58am On Aug 12, 2014
front page worthy grin grin grin

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Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by kenny1795(m): 9:11am On Aug 12, 2014
Scary
Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by pussygotlips: 9:37am On Aug 12, 2014
Ewwwww shocked



Na so Miami worwor reach

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Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by Danrizzle: 9:46am On Aug 12, 2014
They look white.... tHey are white! White mermaids in black africa.., Makes the wholestory sound a bit weird.

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Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by odun4love: 4:02pm On Aug 12, 2014
Hum......
But someone said this mermaids were seen in benin river...
Now south africa....hum
And if is true aren't africa mermaid black abi them dey bleach.....?

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Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by bablononi(m): 6:27pm On Aug 12, 2014
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Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by bablononi(m): 6:27pm On Aug 12, 2014
odun4love: Hum......
But someone said this mermaids were seen in benin river...
Now south africa....hum
And if is true aren't africa mermaid black abi them dey bleach.....?
dem bleach nah

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Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by Beetwo(m): 6:44pm On Aug 12, 2014
mami wata again, Wat happened to d one found in Benin are they related we don't even know which one to believe. anyways, l go hear d real version for MAMA Nkechi joint dis nite
Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by Nobody: 6:49pm On Aug 12, 2014
no be only frontpage
na frontage

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Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by Dramadiddy(m): 7:13pm On Aug 12, 2014
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Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by Nobody: 7:32pm On Aug 12, 2014
Bullshit!!!

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Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by Mutuwa(m): 7:55pm On Aug 12, 2014
A friend of mine saw a pretty one while on a super cargo at portharcourt.
Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by opportunist: 8:09pm On Aug 12, 2014
Hungry bloggers @ it again
Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by alotofgrace(m): 8:14pm On Aug 12, 2014
i tot mamiwota were fine embarassed

their looks be like wetin fit scare ebolaharam
Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by suyu: 8:49pm On Aug 12, 2014
This is fake

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Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by lilbazy(m): 8:50pm On Aug 12, 2014
Shebi dem talk say mami water fine pass anytin? Wetin come make dis ones worwor like dis? Abi dem get ebola?

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Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by mlanreh: 11:08pm On Aug 12, 2014
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Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by 1shortblackboy: 3:16am On Aug 13, 2014
errrm video or I don't believe it

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Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by boss1310(m): 5:31am On Aug 13, 2014
props from one of the PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN movies,nairaland allow every post to be here.its a pity

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Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by Tundeiab(m): 6:19am On Aug 13, 2014
odun4love: Hum......
But someone said this mermaids were seen in benin river...
Now south africa....hum
And if is true aren't africa mermaid black abi them dey bleach.....?
na so I read am too o say na Benin River. Naija and fake news sha.
Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by hatux: 6:58am On Aug 13, 2014
Ewwww! Looks scary though..
Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by alush: 7:32am On Aug 13, 2014
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Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by freshness2020: 7:51am On Aug 13, 2014
kenny1795: Scary
Lord have mercy...
Creepy
Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by Enouwem(m): 9:29am On Aug 13, 2014
Google "Mermaid bodies by Joel Harlow for Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides"

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Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by BUSHHUNTER(m): 9:45am On Aug 13, 2014
Hmm
Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by levelszik(m): 9:47am On Aug 13, 2014
careytommy: no be only frontpage
na frontage
cry
Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by G12(m): 1:01pm On Aug 13, 2014
how could a human keep such scary creatures? except he's not the normal human being. It's amazing what people are willing to do for power
Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by opportunist: 3:09pm On Aug 13, 2014
chei dis bloggers can lie!!! No b d same mermaids dem say turn up 4 benin republic
Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by sammyjay3(m): 3:16pm On Aug 13, 2014
Story 4 d gods
Re: EFF Accuse Zuma Of Witchcraft After Two Mermaids Where Found In Nkandla’s “fire by johnnyhandsom(m): 5:39pm On Aug 13, 2014

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