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Culture / Re: Throwback: The Most Bizarre Nigerian Freaky Myths Children Ever Heard (funny) by tuneryblue(m): 6:25pm On May 19, 2017
about putting the whitish thing in dog eye (épiń) into ur eyes is really ooo... not from all dis genetically mutilated dogs ooo, try local dogs.
Literature / Re: Throwback: Nigerian Literature Books We Used In Secondary School!!! by tuneryblue(m): 2:33pm On Jul 05, 2016
OluwabuqqyYOLO:
Those books were the best, man! I learnt reading with Ralia, the sugar girl. Then after, I read every book I came across. I read the Dark Child by C. M Laye in primary school. King Solomon's Mines is one book I'll never forget. If there is anyway I'd get it, someone, please, tell me.

But all sha, I thank my mom. God bless her. She showed me all. Btw, I'm just 19. Not everyone of this generation isn't sound.

I also learn how to read using "Ralia the sugar girl".. King solomon's mine is the first book i read with excitement at a very tender age of 13yrs(2003) , and i can still remember wat i read frm d book {like mother Gagor) . Am also looking for d book for my junior ones..
Health / Re: Amina Ibrahim Dies Of Stevens-Johnson Syndrome In Kano After Taking Septrin by tuneryblue(m): 10:25am On Jun 08, 2016
I'm also allergic to septrin... Whenever i feel malaria, i took paracetamol,chloroquin and septrin. After some minute i felt some itches on 1side of my lower lips... Later it turn to blisters and then burnt black, after a week, i can then peel it off. It happened for like 4times, I dont know its the septrin untill one day i use only the septrin 2tablets... And the reaction started again, since then around 2010 i dont use it again...
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When Your Plate Number Is The Source Of Your Problem by tuneryblue(m): 10:24pm On Apr 20, 2016
pwettiejay:
My matric number in sch was 0419! Mhn, if a lecturer was to call out matric numbers and he gets to mine, he'l first pause and shout, who's 419 here? I used to feel embarrassed angry

funny enough.. Mine matric number too was 10/0419.... Some student call me "419", i go kuku answer them.. When our HOC dey call the attendance and he sighted me, he will jump my matric nø.. The most embarrassing day was during exam, when d invigilator collected my paper 4 talking and some other students and asked me to stand-up as penalty. When he was returning d booklet by asking after our matric nø. I said "419".. He was stunned, checked d paper and laugh out loud.. Saying so u are a 419 ehn,..remain standing.. Na so all d student gazed their eyes on me and started laughing... I just bone and do as if am chewing gum. Cos i get moral and confident when i chew gum..
Romance / Re: Common Misconceptions Most Guys Have About Dating by tuneryblue(m): 2:55pm On Mar 17, 2016
halfricanadian:



Yeah cos y'all have d money connection makes u the top boss go read isrealite nd egyptian story nd come bck to me

Am so amazed dey feel so so hurt dey sent a 14yr old to me cool karma awaits you too but sadly i wont b there wen u experiencing urs i wud b far ahead with my own beautiful life

little boy dis life is not my future it doesnt define me

just cos u refused to see beyond a concave lens of life view doesnt mean i dont see beyond mine

most great women came out from nothing i mean absolute nothing to something ok u dont define me neither do ur words i av a direction bt i feel like just lecturing an home schooled f**l like u some bit of life lessons
.@@@@@@@@ my problem with u on all ur post or comments is d use of punctuation marks... Eh, u lack that... If only u make use of punctuation marks, maybe they will understand u better...
Literature / Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by tuneryblue(m): 11:21am On Mar 11, 2016
Abeg if u wan post, begin with "previously on Story on Addiction"
Literature / Re: Forever And For Always - Story By Repogirl by tuneryblue(m): 10:27am On Mar 11, 2016
I cant even rememba where d story stop again..... Almost more than a month ago , haba. Maka why.,.. abeg when u want to post, begin with ... "PREVIOUSLY ON FOREVER AND ALWAYS". ., just like in season movies..

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Celebrities / Re: Denrele Falls & Injures On Set Of "Pepper Soup" by tuneryblue(m): 4:14pm On Jan 18, 2016
Now his brain will be restored to default settings . dont be surprise.
Forum Games / Re: Only Genius Can Solve This Time Puzzle by tuneryblue(m): 5:52pm On Dec 05, 2015
U av to count d minute hand forward 4 d first man's time and count backward 4rm d 3rd man's time... Where exact time they collide. Dats d answer.. U av to make use of a wallclock
Forum Games / Only Genius Can Solve This Time Puzzle by tuneryblue(m): 10:59am On Dec 01, 2015
A man entered a bar and met 3 men. He asked the first person what says the time, he said 6:55. He asked the second person, he said 7:06. He asked the third man. He replied, d time is 7:11., SO WHAT SAYS THE TIME?
Business / Re: How Foreign Bankers Lure Nigerian Elite To Early Graves by tuneryblue(m): 10:44am On Dec 01, 2015
After they don die, u go hear say their parents come 4 their burial oo.
Phones / Re: Let's Talk About Phones Season 1 by tuneryblue(m): 3:34pm On Nov 20, 2015
Ok 07034225981
Literature / Re: My Experience With an Upcoming Artist (Short Story ) by tuneryblue(m): 2:51pm On Nov 20, 2015
If u dare tell him say hin song wan.k .. Na halfway him go drop u., u better nod along and hail him.... Dat Akube na clown.

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Phones / Re: Let's Talk About Phones Season 1 by tuneryblue(m): 10:33pm On Nov 19, 2015
Can u tell me more...about HTC desire 600-820, M7,M8.. london use or original price... And how can i identify clone phones.
Literature / Re: Forever And For Always - Story By Repogirl by tuneryblue(m): 2:18pm On Oct 07, 2015
cry cry no update .... Still
Literature / Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by tuneryblue(m): 4:58pm On Oct 04, 2015
Chai ... See how to formulate lies
Romance / Re: What's That Habit You Have Been Trying To Drop? by tuneryblue(m): 7:58pm On Sep 14, 2015
Ginaz:
mine is many***

I get mad when friends mess up my bathroom, immediately they step out I go in and wash it. its becoming a bad habit. I won't want them feeling bad or dirty but I can't just stop myself.

anything I eat, there must be a leftover. my mum's always complaining I'm wasting her food, but I can't just stop. there's always a left over of chicken, rice, EBA except ice cream grin

I arrange clothes everyday and scatter it everyday, embarassed
I'll wash and arrange them neatly only for me to scatter it later and turn everything to a heap of clothes. that's the one giving me headache right now and I wanna stop it before I go mad.

U ARE MYSTERIOUS
Literature / Re: Forever And For Always - Story By Repogirl by tuneryblue(m): 9:48pm On Aug 30, 2015
I av voted 4 you.. Now am reading d story "false pretenses" d thin dey sweet me them con say make i subscribe or download.... So whats d password to download. And i will help u with my 4 other facebook account.
Literature / Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by tuneryblue(m): 3:47pm On Aug 29, 2015
Yeap .done reading.... Well people dont knw u av posted since its been century u post... me self just check all my followed topic, i den say let me check 4 an update on "story of addiction"

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Romance / Re: Condom Manufacturer, Durex, Ranks Nigeria Women The Most Unfaithful In The World by tuneryblue(m): 4:52pm On Aug 22, 2015
Now i know

Literature / Re: Forever And For Always - Story By Repogirl by tuneryblue(m): 2:44pm On Aug 01, 2015
yeepee. . After century of waiting.... And u drop d longest update ever... Thank u... It really worth the wait.
Romance / Re: Is This Gods' Way Of Punishing Him, Pls Advise Him by tuneryblue(m): 10:18pm On Jul 24, 2015
karma is a b*tch Nemesis is a bastard.
Romance / Re: Is This Gods' Way Of Punishing Him, Pls Advise Him by tuneryblue(m): 10:16pm On Jul 24, 2015
karma is a b*tch....
Nemesis is a bastard.
Romance / Re: She Said Kisding Ain't A Normal Thing. Confused! by tuneryblue(m): 9:54am On Jul 19, 2015
U sound childish.. Pls how old is dis girl... Umm trying to make a 'Good girl gone Bad'
Literature / Re: Oxford Dico Wants 5words From Our Language & Their Meaning In Latest Edition. by tuneryblue(m): 6:37pm On Dec 27, 2014
I said in ur language.
Literature / Oxford Dico Wants 5words From Our Language & Their Meaning In Latest Edition. by tuneryblue(m): 9:41am On Dec 27, 2014
If Oxford dictionary wants 5 words from each of Nigeria language and their meaning, what are your words..
Mine are:
Oloshi- a person dat practice oshi.
Olodo- a person that dont know something.
Olodo rabata- a person that dont know anything at all.
Olè- a small thief.
Olè buruku- a big thief..
ADD YOURS
Education / Re: 40 Incorrectly Used Words That Can Make You Look Dumb by tuneryblue(m): 10:11pm On Dec 04, 2014
What about :
neither / either
i'm / am
stood / stool
loose/lose
Education / Re: 40 Incorrectly Used Words That Can Make You Look Dumb by tuneryblue(m): 10:05pm On Dec 04, 2014
Its, sorry it is Oyedepo's daughter and not 'oyedepo daughter'..... English yi na nikan

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