₦airaland Forum

Use her borrow money 4rm loanshark!!!

Am watching Torchwood and frings 3 does series are just so Si-Fic

A little boy asks his dad : daddy , what's between my mom's legs ?The father answers : the paradise , my son. The kid asks again : what's between your legs , daddy? The father replies : the key for the paradise . The son says : daddy, an advice, change the lock, our neighbor has a copy.

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your
burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

one day a husband and wife were busy in da bedroom wen they heard a knock
on da door, the lady went to c who it was ,she came bek to da bedrooom in a hurry and said , u have to get out
itsa ma boyfrend and hell kill u if he finds u here i never
told him i have a husband

Akon 2006 " i wanna f**k you" 2008 "iwanna make love love right now na na na na" , 2010 "just had sex" Poor boy waited for 4 Damn years!

Two 90 year
olds had been dating 4 a while,
when the man told
the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks 2 himself, "My God, if I knew she was a
virgin, I would have been much
more gentle with
her!" And the woman was thinking 2 herself,
"My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty!"

U are all welcome, and there is more on da way!!!

Teacher:- y did u
laugh?
Boy:- i saw a strap
of ur bra,
Teacher:- GETOUT of class for a week,
2nd boy laugh,
Teacher:- y did u
laugh??
Boy:- i saw both
straps of ur bra,
Teacher:- GETOUT for 1 month!!!
She bent dwn 2
pick a chalk,
Lil jonny started
walkn out,
Tchr:- Jonny, y are you goin out?
Jonny:- what i saw
just now, I think my
SCHOOLdays r
over!!!!! =D =D

There
was this ugly lady
who sat next to a
drunk, who reeked
alcohol like EABL, U
r drunk,the lady
yelled at the
drunkard, the man
kept quiet, and the
woman kept on
dissing him, when
the woman
alighted from the
bus, the drunk
shouted, At least
for me tomorrow i
will be sober, but u
will still be ugly!,

A male techer asked da learners wat they
thought smells
nice , the learners
responded and
said candy, cake
flowers etc. Then
the teacher turned
to john and asked
him wat he tinks
smells nice, john
responded and
said pussy . The
teacher angryly
kicked him out and
told him to cum wit
his fada da
followind day . He
came to school
without his fada
and , i thought i
told u to bring ur
fada along ,yes u
did replied john, bt
ma fada says
every man who
tinks dat pussy
dasnt smell nice is
gay and he dasnt
talk to gays

A woman walks
into a shop that
sells expensive
valentines gift
Looking around,
she spots the
perfect gift, walks
over and inspects
it.
As she bends to
feel the texture of
the gift she farts
loudly.
Very embarrassed
she looks around
nervously to see if
anyone has
noticed her 'little
accident' and
hopes a sales
person does not
pop up right now.
As she turns back,
there standing
next to her is a
salesman. "Good
day Ma'am, how
may we help you
today?"
Very
uncomfortably she
asks, "How much
does this gift
cost?"
He answers, "Lady
if you farted just
touching it, you're
gonna crap your
pants when you
hear what the
price is."

their were
3 women a
brunette, redhead
n a blonde who all
worked at an
office. Every day
they noticed dat
their boss left
work a little early.
1 day they met
2getha n decided
dat wen d boss leaves
they wuld also leave
early 2. The boss
left n so did they.
Brunette went
hom n straight 2
bed so she kuld get an
early start d nxt
morning. Redhead
went 2 get a quik
work out b4 ha
dinner date.
Blonde went home
n walked in2
bedroom, opens d
door slowly n saw
her husband in bed
wid her boss. So she
shut d door n left.
D nxt day brunet n
redhead r talkn abt
goin hm early
again. They ask d
blonde if she
wants 2 leave
early again.
''no'',she says.
''yesterday i nearly
got caught''.

A rather
attractive woman
goes up to the bar
in a quiet pub. She
gestures
alluringly to the
barman who comes
over immediately.
When he arrives,
she
seductively signals
that he should
bring his face
closer to hers.
When he
does so, she
begins to gently
caress his beard
which is full and
bushy.
"Are you the
Manager?" she
asks, softly
stroking his face
now with both
hands.
Actually, no" he
replies. "Can you
get him for me -I
need to speak to
him?"
she asks, running
her hands up
beyond his beard
and his full head of
hair.
"I'm afraid I can't"
breathes the
barman - clearly
aroused. "Is there
anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I
need you to give
him a message"
she continues
seductively,
popping a couple
of fingers into his
mouth and
allowing him to
suck them
gently. She slowly
continues, "Tell
him,, that
there,, is no toilet
paper
in the ladies room."

The parrot can not just resist telling her the truth!!!

A nun walks into a bus
and sits behind the
driver and says, "I
have just one
regret before I
die,"
The bus driver
asks "What might
that be?", she says
"I have never had
sex, but I can't
have sex with a
married man or
that would be a
sin."
The bus driver
says, "I'm not
married"
,
The nun says, "I
have to die a virgin
so I will have to
take it in my ass".
Being the only two
in the bus they
went to the back
and took care of
business.
When they were
done the bus
driver says to the
nun, "I have a
confesion to make,
I am married."
The nun says "I
also have a
confesion to make,
My name is Tom
and im going to a
costume party!!!"

I will vote 4 underworld and resident evil.

Ill advice u go with option 5, then u would be doing him two favours.
1. U can't break a dead man's heart.
2. He will also rest in peace depending on da coffin.

>>>> Ghost buster<<<< where da ghost?
@topic: it isn't the women alone who do sure, its a two way road which apply to men as well.

*After spanking him, telling him not to be a coward* Now go and pick dat bone and make sure u pick da biggest!!!

Pls as OGD also accepted to reduce da sck fee, if not then he (OGD) is our major problem!!!

Martin Lauren would break my ribs!!!

Jackie chan would do it 4 me d guy combine action and comedy together!!!

Yes, i saw him in traffic yesterday! Do think PDP has a great future in Nigeria?

Being human
Havan
No ordinary family
Charmed watch da complet series
Smallvile 10
Supernatural 5 waving 4 s6
FlashGordon.

Am a fan of GL as well bt love flash more, and i think i read somewhere dat it might be release dis year.

Am a fan of GL as well bt love flash more, and i think i read somewhere dat it might be release dis year.

Most ppl misunderstand marriage, it is an institution where a man and a woman come together as equal partner to solve da problems of life, so ppl believe marriage is used to recognise a good woman bt which is not true, my step mum got into it becoz they respect them in politices.

Child of Joy, Victorious child, dis is a Promise child, we celebrate with u for da Advancement of dis child.