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alonzoiv:
Lovely. Waoh, Tonto Dikeh-Churchill is very beautiful. Marriage suits her. The aforementioned comments are not a true representation of my thoughts about the post. The last time I spoke/wrote my mind about Tonto, I was banned for over 3 days. Moderators, over to you. FP material don come.

Spaxon:
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol . 2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! . 3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit. . 4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. . 5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX... . 6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... . 7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* . 8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... . 9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... . 10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread.

SirLegal:
Hahahahahaha..... The gods are really angry and now he's leaving them to a superior power.
Lol



Funny photo sha.

SirLegal:
Hahahahahaha..... The gods are really angry and now he's leaving them to a superior power.
Lol



Funny photo sha.

Bennyzino:
Lol

For instance he wants to scold his son for stealing ..he goes thus ..

Hello embryological derived spermatozoa , it decrypts my neurological comprhension how your voodo vudaa has encompassed my kritum krantum. The trend of youthful exuberance is skyrocketing with an accelerated and meticulous pace ..all I am saying is don't steal next time

boboshakiti:
I know ur brain is leaking

boboshakiti:
I know ur brain is leaking

bolajioginni:
Arewa and deinde took nothing

peeparty:
I was the one...any probs?

GlorifiedTunde:
CHAI!!!

ENDLESS BEATING IN TEACHER'S STAFF ROOM.

WHY? I was abusing one of my teachers in the bus, not knowing Mrs. Oguntoyinbo (Biology Teacher) was at the back

I was yabbing him while other students were laughing

Immediately we got down from the bus at school gate, she said "O******* follow me!"

Na that time I know say I enter VOICEMAIL