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Good day Bossses

Any news on NOA ( National Orientation Agency) documentation and Capturing

Avvaavava1:
Done ✅️

Sms to be Expecting Documentation and Capturing date has been sent since, but Nothing yet.

Any information on how they usually go about it

omoredia:
Religion is deceit. That's why Jesus didnt come for religion

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Which of the Bible are you reading from ??

omoredia:
See what sharia has introduced? Upon the sharia.

I will advise you to " Know Islam And NOT Muslims ".

Osun2222:
They are following the footsteps of their master. He married Aishat even younger than these ones

How "Married to a Girl " And "Defilement of Girls"

Sound Same to you?


Please Read....

TenQ:
There was a time when only the BEST students got admitted into the Federal Government Colleges in Nigeria.

I remember, at times when many schools were celebrating their best students having 5 or 6 Credits in their WASC or GCE, at FGC Ilorin the Question usually to a recent graduate from the school was How Many Distinctions do you have?

This was because the worst result in the school was usually about 5 or 6 Credits and so, it is by the number of A's that distinguished you. Those with less the 4 A's were ashamed to post their results.

When it was in terms of ANY competition amongst Secondary Schools, trust FGC Ilorin to top the chart in both Sports, Debates, Academics etc.


UNFORTUNATELY,
Those days seem permanently gone.
FGC Ilorin is unrecognisable: it is now like a school for Almajiri.

JAMB Results: You dont hear of FGC Ilorin again
WASC Results: You dont hear of FGC Ilorin again
Secondary School Sport: You dont hear of FGC Ilorin again
Secondary School Debates: You dont hear of FGC Ilorin again



What kind of Naija demons ENTERED the Government/Administrators of the School?

What kind of Naija demons ENTERED the Government/Administrators of the School?

Social Media!

Sirchiboy:
Married men in the house what do you benefits from marriage apart from sex

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1- Offsprings
2- Respect
3- Parent Happiness
4- Blessings
5- Eligibility to Any position/post.

Among others

Samkid4:
Have NOA agency share their appointment letter

Yes

August and September....

Someone just got SMS in preparation for documentation and IPPIS capturing this morning....

All the best

Zola234:
Please has NOA started documentation asking for a friend?

I asked same question last week too...

Please update me whenever you get latest news

Thanks

Like if you don't even aware BBN is still or going ON

RollinTNDA:
I have come to the conclusion that women reason like children

How can you say you want a 2 yeRts baby to enroll in Nursery school

You want me to pay 400k for nursery school so they can play baby shark dododo for them till afternoon abi??

When she saw I wasn't falling for her scam
She twisted it that I don't want our daughter to be educated.

I'm just wondering which kind small pikin reasoning be that??

Peer pressure....

This question is actually meant for the poor...

Good Day all...

Please i will like to ask any information on NOA APL ,DOCUMENTATION etc

It's total Absolute Disrespectful to include STARLINK in this comparison

Bahamas95:
You guys like asking questions without thinking sometimes.


Do all humans have the same skin colour? Why then would you expect all fish, animals or birds to have the exact same colour?

Catfish can have different colours or shades due to differences in species, genetics, age and environmental conditions.

Seeing two catfish with different colours isn't necessarily unusual.




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I can see some of you are just mentioning me based on follow-follow things....One person mentioned me and suddenly the whole village wants to join the conversation.


I didn’t attack the OP, so make una rest. If you can’t think for yourself at least don’t make your lack of originality my problem.

You see now...

If you like Vote APC again in coming Election...

As a married man, Just pray to Marry Right Person... Even her snoring will be melodic to your hearing...

NB: Love started after Marriage NOT during relationship/ Courtship

BlindAngel:
Good afternoon nairalanders, It's been 2 years and 6 months since i got married to my wife. She have been completely idle since then, recently i gave her 5m to start up a business, in which she told me she'd start it up by December. The very evening i sent her the money "not less than 5 minutes" she borrowed her friend 1.5m from it to boost her business and locked the rest on her Piggyvest, pending December that she'd be starting up her business. It's been almost a month since i gave the money for business.

Yesterday Sunday, i went to see my mom and we were just discussing randomly "i and my mom" then the discussion let to me telling my mom that i gave my wife money for business, in which i couldn't even disclose the amount. Because my mom have been bugging me for 5k for weeks now to send to her mom that's in the village, but i haven't been able to give her yet because things really seem so hard for me this period, so i couldn't really disclose the amount,

I sold my land, pocketed 1m and gave her the balance 5m to start up the business.


Today, i opened up up to my wife that my family is aware that i gave her money for business and she have been very mad angry and furious. Claiming that how could i tell my family that i gave her money, asking me that if she's the one that gave me money, if she would then start announcing to her family that she gave me money.


I responded by letting her know that, firstly... Her assertion is not possible bcus there's no way she'd give me money, and secondly a man telling his family that he gave his wife money and a woman doing the same thing are two different things entirely, the weight of the words are not the same.

Note : last year i bought fridge for her mom 350k and no single soul in my family knew, until this very hour, i sent her mom 70k too, in which the highest amount i have ever sent my own mom is 50k, I have bought her 5 phones in a space of two years.


Also, my mom have been dreaming of using an android phone ever since, and i eventually bought her a phone, but before even surprising her, my wife said she liked the phone and she took it and started using it, i told her to give me her older phone so I can give my mom and until date she refused, she's still using both phones until this very moment and my mom is using a touch light phone that she bought with her own money from her little savings. It's been almost a year now and i have only brought up the issue twice about her hijacking phone the phone that I bought for my mom, all to herself knowing fully well that It'd make my mom happy because she have been dreaming of using an android phone, the two times i brought up the issue it doesn't always end up well, it's always endless quarrel.



I just want to know if her behaviour is normal, or I'm i the one not seeing anything bad in what i did? Because this girl have manipulated me to the point that I have started seeing every ordinary little thing as a big deal, all thanks to her. How can a normal human being get angry because a man told his mom that he gave his wife money to start up a business. I really want to know if I'm the one seeing all of these in a wrong way or if she's right.

1- Carry 500k inside suppose remaining 3.5m go do DNA first.

2- You trusted 5m to a business first timer...( omo!)

5- Mother and siblings matters suppose dey discretely from your household because she go dey use her business money on same thing.

6- You dey play with your Life o...sorry to say..
The prayer of all pastors n prophets combined cannot travel faster than the prayer of a Mother.
Your mother suppose dey on monthly upkeep even if nah 30k-50k WITHOUT your wife knowledge she will want more for her mother who is surviving before you marry their daughter.

7- You should sit your wife down, ask her to do Salegirl at someone business she's about to start in an opposite location when the baby is old enough for creche so she can learn more ...because online no be same as physical oo.

8- ANOTHER BIGGEST PROBLEM IS THAT YOUR WIFE MIGHT HAVE PRESENTED YOU AND HER LIKE NED NWOKO AND REGINAL DANIEL PICTURES TO HER FRIENDS e.g Borrowing of 1.5m.

No forget Do DNA discretely because belle before marriage can't be trusted

I wanted to comment before until i saw this....

"I can't wear designer clothes, I don't have a car, I can't take vacations—while he's swimming in millions!"

AlhamduliLLAH for ISLAM

Imalwayshorny:
To marry his daughter age mates right

If you buying another new car , will you be going for a Latest Model or Old model?...

This is commendable
Hope they can maintain it

And also hope Drs wont divert most equipments to their private hospital

Doesn't like me watching ball at showroom and playing PlayStation...

Something wey my mum can't stop me from.

The uber driver is a gentleman.
Seriously nah to buy new car seat oo...
Make the mumu kuku complete.

Person wey no get visitor's toilet for house dey reject public toilet 😒.

During my school days, I'm dey type that my fellow tenants will be asking me who am i looking for when i enter the compound (Lolz), because i only come house to bath and change clothes 7am till next day 7am ( medical school , i do sleep for hostel or class reading most times).
So i decided to change little bit by staying at more and make friends with neighbours, never know i was making bad decision, one girl always eager to enter my room until i allowed her, she pack my creams, perfumes , foodstuffs without permission sayings her boyfriend that do funds her lifestyle don breakup with her and she get 3 ajor ( thrifts) wey she don packed first n never complete...a 100 level student o.

Lastmankc:
Imagine Tinubu delivering speech on good governance.There is no correlation between Tinubu and good governance.The urinating machine and drug baron don't know anything about good governance except corruption and hardship.

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DJ Chicken!!!

spiceadole:
By sex,if you mean being with a man and collecting preek,then I am not a fan of sex.
I stayed for many years without sex when I was single until I got married.
As a married woman, I stayed for 14months without sex.
It is worth noting that in those months/years, I satisfied my urge by self servicing with my fingers.

I don't see what women really enjoy in collecting preek.
It's stressful and can be painful.
And for the singles,it will reduce your worth and self esteem.

And is that your final Answer?

You are us to help you Choose between your Education or Your "soon to be dump" relationship

gracias124:
She blocked me after that convo

Go and Make Money
So @40 she will call you baby

They only show us what you need to see...

Get money first
Then do your before and After

tanigororo:
The Probability of them borning
SS is 25%,
AA 25%,
AS 50%.

You see that SS 25% when its comes as first child and come with their wahala , your extended family too go follow spend and neglect you eventually.

Love is no longer Blind

What an elder see underground, GEN Z will never see On the mountain