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Hatrick01:
Morning fellas

I go around fucking_all this cheap girls doesnt mean i dont have my spec.

Below is how i want my future wife to be:

1. Height; her height will be atleast 5 ft 5 inches. I dont want to marry a dwarf nor a dogo yaro.


2. She must be a virgin with tight punna.
I know many nairaland girls have a very wide punna which is a no no for me.

3. She must be romantic.
I love romantic girls.


4. She must be God fearing.

5. I dont want her to be fixing nails, eyelashes is okay but not niniola type of nails.


6. She must have figure eight.
I dont want to marry a straight ruler or figure one pls.


7. She must have portable boobs.
I dont like figure nines or letter P.

8. She must be chocolate in complexion.


9. She go sabi cook.
She must be a very good chef like mariahangel or ahnie.


10. She go sabi give BJ.
She go sabi give head well well.
I luv heads.


11. Respect.; She will be respecting me,
She must be submissive to me. As in under me.


Still typing..

Simply Say you want Actress INI EDO

Omooba77:
How Mighty is the Almighty God?

GOD that will separate well water, spring water, tap water , Dam water, Sea water , ocean water , etc if all is mixed together is same colorless state.


Mighty is the Almighty GOD

I knew of someone with 2.1 in Chem Engr. Now in Classroom with 20k as salary.

Always go for passion

Your brother shouldn’t forget to Sue the laboratory the wife got the fake result from.

VeryWickedSimp:
It's either she wants to pour you acid or she wants to pin fake pregnancy on you.

Pregnancy kwa!!!

Did you read the Content atal?

To quit any carbonated drinks .


To drink more water

jasent:
Nigerians don't like going to court. If any of the app foolishly do this to my relatives then do buy market be that.

They can’t be located legally

JennyEva:
She really tried, it's not easy. Thank God she already has a great shape. Go girl!

Go Where??

mariahAngel:
As long as it's on the internet, it becomes everyone's business.
What I stated earlier is nothing but the truth, and you all know it.

When one plants a seed and keep moving it, it'll never grow to bear fruit.
For you to bear fruit (establish), you must first be deeply rooted.

This is Football
Ronaldo have played in England , Italy , Spain
So he knew where is youth development is better among all.

Spain is his second home and with better youth development.

Idowu116:
Hello nairalanders, there is this very good friend of mine who got married this year, early April.So last week Friday,i came to do some projects around that ibeju lekki side of Lagos.So my friend lives there with his bride and after closing for the day,i decided to say hi to them because it's been a while we met.I got there,knocked on the gate but to my surprise I met the gate slightly closed then I begin to wonder what if thieves entered the compound.I entered the house and heard moaning. I called my friend number to let him know am around but he told me he is not around that his wife is home.I went to the room the moaning was coming from and I could here bleeping sounds.I knocked and the action stopped.The wife opened the door I saw her in underwears,she was shocked to see me.To cut the story short, I saw the leg of a man beside the bed and that was how they started begging me,the guy was so dirty and unkept.I snapped his face by force on my phone and the bride started begging me not to tell her husband.Telling me she will do sleep with me to compensate me and I got more annoyed.
This is a lady my friend spent millions for her bride price oo.Women are indeed useless
I haven't told anyone about the incident though but am going to tell my friend soon

He is your very good friend

A hoe is offering you a public hole that your friend paid for to be private...

That act you wittiness should be passed on to your friend immediately but here you are still considering the offers the hoe table to you...

Dear GOD! Don’t let me have this OP as a friend... That wife go later poison you las las

asema646:
You can get it fixed for less than 15k

Nobody can get it Fixed for 15k

I have had cases from customers...sleeping on phones and screen got broken but not back glass.

Did you sleep on Rug or tiles?

Or anything with relatively hard surface?

Either you fixed it Or Change the Casing Entirely because of the side keys you complained of....

If you are in Ilorin I can do any for you

That’s a sexual harassment scene

But who go trust the guy for reporting sexual assault.

Dear Lord!

Jamahyel:
Clean iphone x for sale
Size: 256gb
Color black
Battery: 98%
No face id
Price: 180k

I go sell UK used IPhone X 256gb , 91% BH with 100% Face ID for same price

Location: Ilorin

Life

spartacuzz:
35

i.e 3+4*5=35

Which network you Dey use??

Black whine is 3
Glass cup is 2
Green whine is 5

According to the question

3+ (2+2)* 5
Using BODMAS

Answer is 23


Comment or correction is welcome ��

truthCoder:
Very ungrateful Arrow.

Acting so entitled.

You want to know the price? Call him to ask nah.

This is why I don’t give out gifts anymore.

You dont owe me and i dont owe you.

Very insecure nonentity. IQ like that of lettuce

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Bros be Calming down.

She wanted to know the worth maybe she can go Swap it in a perfume store for a feminine scent.

thebosstrevor1:
Most POS operators are concerned about the new CBN cashless policy, I personally think they shouldn't stress themselves and I think the new CBN policy is a good one for them.

Since a cashless policy is the primary goal of the CBN, if you are a pos operator, you can use this to your advantage, now that the government is encouraging a cashless system that means more business will come your way.

for instance, if someone wants to pay his children's school fees, that person can walk to any POS operator and do that, and you will be able to charge your usual transaction fee

if someone wants to pay for goods and they are far away from an atm or bank, they can now use your POS services to do that transaction

if someone wants to transfer money from their atm to their family member in another location, then it is easy for them to use your POS

people that want to receive cash can also use your POS service, they will transfer the money they need to your account and you give them cash while you take your commission

The CBN cashless policy will bring more customers to your POS Business, now people will be able to pay for anything through POS and you will cashout, you will get more customers than ever before.

Anyway, just see the big picture, fantasize, dream and think of how much money you will make from CBN cashless policy.

Everyone should keep calm...
The implementation is by January
Election is by February
New Government will change the Policy

Because its will affect Masses and Farmer inclusive

IjeBos:
Again, this info isn't accurate. 1.) Not all Android chargers have power outputs greater than Iphone chargers. 2.)Phones will draw only the amount of Power they need. Imagine the Adapter as a Hose that can be opened to the maximum power output of that adaptor. The Iphone will open that hose as much as it needed depending on what protocol it's charging with. It won't get more more than it needs. Now, that is if the adapter is manufactured properly. So, focus on buying well made adapters and cables.

Okay

IjeBos:
I'm sure this is wrong. It depends on the amount of Power the android adapter puts out. But I'm open to hearing why you would say this.

Okay

brownshooga:
Why please?

Android Charger has a higher output than Iphone Charger.

iPhones charger are of 2 types

10-15watt for iPhone 6 to XSmas/Iphone 11

20-35watt for Iphone 11proMax to 14pro max


Noted: when you used a higher output charger for a lower iPhones, its causes the Charging IC (U2) to spoil. Eg when plug , its shows only battery without ONing or without increasing the battery percentage.

The problem is repairable but costly

So why not buy appropriate charger for appropriate phone to avoid the story that touch...

Incase you need iPhones or Accessories
I based in Ilorin and do deliveries nationwide.
081-660-679-52 call or Whatsapp for Business or Enquiries

henrygold100:
Pls is it advisable to buy iPhone with a replaced battery. My iphone 6 battery was replaced but it's not showing the b3 percentage again.

I want to buy iPhone xs max with a replaced battery. Is it a good decision

Something isn’t adding up...

If you change iPhone 6 battery, the battery percentage will be on 100% (new battery) or UK used battery will display the percentage of the battery 87% or 85% for iPhone 6 up to iPhone X.

From Xr upward , if you change the battery it will show Dash (-) that doesn’t means its won’t function or last long...

Ask the seller to give you a week guaranty...within 2-3days you will detect if the battery is good.

Remember don’t use android adapter with iphone cable to charge iPhone.(if u know, u know)

My organization needs the service of bush clearing companies to clear her land bushes from the past rainy season.

You will come inspect the land and state your quotations

WhatsApp me
Zero Eight one six six zero six seven nine five two.

Patosky4U:
I still the wonder that this guy once drag world stage with Messi. This life no balance truly

Mourinho changed his destiny from Dangerous 8 to Anchor 4

benjihouse8:
you Nigerians are so short sighted. Olodo. Did you watch the video? Someone shared schools offering scholarships, you’re talking about trafficking. Very defeated mentality!
You saw “scholarship” and “tuition free” on the thumbnail, yet you’re typing nonsense

Lolz….

GNLD no go post say nah Drugs you go Dey hawk for Road nah.

Shine ya eye
Scholarship and tuition free nah Format to human harvest…

kingslj:
.

A you a public office holder? What do you understand by ethics.

How many European govs come to Nigeria for such?
Do support govs sending their children abroad for schooling while ASUU is on strike and taking picture just to laugh at us?

Keep your emotions aside.

I’m not a public office holder but I’m a father.
Just like you people doesn’t like sending your children to Public Primary, Secondary schools is same as them.

I’m very sure your kids is going to a private school because you can afford it.

Let close this Topics

kingslj:
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public service ethics dont promote such

Are you saying I can’t travel to visit family during Holiday or Leave from Work

brandsoncharlie:
We know there are holidays and leaves.
Are they fulfilling their Campaign promises as expected.
Are they creating enabling environment for their states for investment, security of life’s and property and IGR.

You can’t judge him based on his visitation to his daughter….
Do you even him before been a governor?

His daughter have been there before becoming a governor, so his holiday abroad doesn’t have anything to do with his political or governor.

Will you abandon your family on their special occasion because you are a governor

He is a father and a governor

dominique:
A public officer leaving his country to go and run marathon in another country and he thought it's wise to post this?

Every civil Servant is guard by rules called the PUBLIC SERVICE RULE (PSR)

There are holiday and Leaves too