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EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 3:39pm On Mar 19, 2015
Pr0ton:
See this one sha grin grin
cheesy
Pr0ton:
See this one sha grin grin
u have been making noise around na, so I guess u shud be expecting nothing less than 300
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 2:55pm On Mar 19, 2015
Pr0ton:
Just finished the fvcking exam that doesn't worth my brain-stress undecided angry
















Except Chemistry cry
I guess u r expecting 300+
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 2:53pm On Mar 19, 2015
DeBret:
Any aspirant of offa poly..... cry
. That school's admission process is so annoying I applied for it last year, if u want to get admission there u must use long leg ur scores don't matter to them at all if u want score 80% in both jamb and post ume and also u have to choose them as 1st choice leaving out uni and I can't imagine y anybody would want to do that anyway but u will b surprise that people do it SMH
ProgrammingRe: Hackers by tuwayz(m): 3:22pm On Mar 18, 2015
Fulaman198:
CEH Certified Ethical Hacker All-in-One Exam Guide, 2nd Edition / Edition 2 by Matt Walker.
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Federal University Of Agriculture Makurdi Admission thread by tuwayz(op): 3:40pm On Mar 17, 2015
jayi:
john Eigege Igoche
. Thanks bro
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Federal University Of Agriculture Makurdi Admission thread by tuwayz(op): 1:25pm On Mar 17, 2015
jayi:
amen jst send me ur facebook username
. Thank God we are up to the next level Na GODWIN bro, may I have ur facebook handle?
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 12:35pm On Mar 17, 2015
Intellectualokin:
Lolz. I did nt abuse any old woman ooo. Jst wondering hw jamb award their marks. Was surprised wen i saw my result, and score 53 in English, i was expecting above that in English. I guess that nw past tense nw. My problem is which course to go for now, because initially, i registered MBBS, which wnt be possible again, and am nt ready to waste diz year again. So confuse ryt now.
. What abt microbiology or biochemistry also depending on the institution though
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 10:34am On Mar 17, 2015
micynute94:
It's not about just scoring high. Wen i set a goal, i try as much as possible to achieve it, even @ my health discomfort.
...
Here z a post i made in Nov 2014 in this same thread..

I guess u ain't here last year or didn't participate actively ..
It's not about boasting or bragging .. @ tuwayz.... not d type..
When u work so hard to do something.. take for example.. u plan on being the first 5 in ur school @ d end of d term, u studied well, sleepless night.. u trust ur ability and on judgement day, u found urself in the 11th position.. fine. u might v passed but tell me.. will u happy??
Not that am ungrateful. well.. Thanks..
. God bless ur struggle I earlier saw dis though hv always been here just dat I dnt post often, just try to appreciate God after stating ur complain because its always by grace, weda u bliv it or not there are people who worked harder dan u did yet they got less score than yours not necessary because u are better than them but because of some circumstances. Praise Jah na him win (na GODWIN) and dats it cheer!!!
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 6:14am On Mar 17, 2015
micynute94:
Just logged on to site jamb to check my result,.... feel like crying....
Scored 43 in English.... A whole me.... It's just not possible.. considering i even tutor ppl for dz jamb..
The comprehension was a breeze.... i did everything well even the stupidd register... Am very sure cos i knew the stress i went to through in understandn their bleeped up English.. Only part i didn't do well z d oral... Don't know it n i couldn't waste my time on smth i didn't know..

Scored 69 in maths.... pheww... apart from 3 or 4 questions involving circle geometry n their stupidd line with d one mistake i made, i should score Nothing less than 80.. Am not a slowpoke, i know wat i did very well... i even did all the line equation well, matrices, AP.. everything.. I was really swell doing this maths. couldn't believe my star... didn't know jamb had their own plans.....

Scored 72 in physics.... Come to think of it.... i didn't remember d formula 4 inductance, Velocity ratio n 2 other questions.... So i ain't happy with this

Chemistry...... mehnnn.... Everything here was simple.... most of wat i was tot in yabatech in my first year was wat i saw.... ranging from fehlings soln to alkanoic acid to alkanal n d rest... was expecting atleast. 82 give or take 4 marks..

Am really sad to v prepared 4 dz fvcked up jamb only to v scored 246.....
even d first jamb i did without much preparation that got me into yct was 277 talkless of all d night reading.. preparation.. even taking students under me to tutor..

God will in his abundant mercy, punish those modafucker... May dey rot in hell... Na by force to do CBT if ur not capable of doing it..
First of all, i waited from .Thursday to dz moment anxious to c my result only to c this..
Mehnnn... can't believe m almost crying.. Jamb d better give me my result.. Wish i could called 4 my script...
...
.
sheddyboy:
@Micynute94, wil u also be eating d score? which course wil dt mark not b able to pursue? learn to b grateful even for once, people with 19* scores are happy thanking God & you just came here with your stories even when it is obvious God has blessed your hustle..
. Tell him bro, I just don't know why some people fEel ungrateful, what are you going to do with the excess score if what you have got can fetch you exactly what you want or is it to boast of high score or what, appreciate God when you still can, cheers!!!
EducationRe: Please Which Chemistry Textbook Is Best For Advance Level by tuwayz(m): 4:50am On Mar 17, 2015
Grace101:
Drop your email, i'll send you some very good chemistry materials when i have the time. As a matter fact, it contains all the courses you'll be offering right from 100 to 400 level with practicals included. thank me later
. Please may you send it to me too? tuwayz4u@gmail.com
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 4:35am On Mar 17, 2015
P0lyMath:
officially signing out..... done with this thread.

zooming off to UI thread till admission clicks in the next 3-4months


take care @ all

FIGHTING
u better come back o. FIGHTING grin
P0lyMath:
officially signing out..... done with this thread.

zooming off to UI thread till admission clicks in the next 3-4months


take care @ all

FIGHTING
u better come back o. FIGHTING
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 4:32am On Mar 11, 2015
T33jay007:
Well, if that is wat u want......I can drop d ones i remember.


1. "He was tall and well-built man with a head shaved bald" who does this describe? a) jimi (b) Ansa (c) mr solade (d) mr mallum

2. Who break the news of mrs solade sickness nature to jimi(a) doctor (b) nene (c) mr solade (d) mrs solade

3. Which of the characters is nicknamed "the witch" in d forcados high school by the students (a) caro (b) efua (c) nene (d) miss novi

4. Why did mr mallum admit efua into the school despite the circumstances

5. " Outside the gate, he stood for a moment and listen" What was jimi listening to







That is the one's i can still remember dat did come out in my English today.......the options are there but are really tricky. Can't remember the options for 4 n 5


Note: Your questions may b different so just read d novel well nd d characters


















#Una make me crack my brain to remember doz questions and options angry
. Thanks bros at least now we have some tips on how trickish d questions can be and it will definitely aid our reading, u know one can no cram d novel word for word Jah bless.
rotyme:
From d forcado novel, they only asked questions like......1. Wu inform Anza abt Efua resumption to forcado skul?2. Note d spelling of what Miss Novi did to rescue the guy Wu fainted on the dinner's night3. Wu was referred to d witch according to d novel? 4. What can u best describe Caro attitude towards Efua 5. Why is Mrs Alli nt comfortable with Efua reaction? 6. Wu informed Jimi abt her mum Ailment? 7. Why did Efua love Miss Novi?...... That all i can remember under d novel questions for stress pattern, we re asked to stressed: managerial,advantages, can't remember d third one... Our register is based on safety precaution while d comprehension is talking abt invention of motor....under lexis and structure, d words we re asked to search for antonyms re:Repulsive, Obnoxious,........ @ dis moment, d brain is scanning so heavily...lol :DFrom d forcado novel, they only asked questions like......1. Wu inform Anza abt Efua resumption to forcado skul?2. Note d spelling of what Miss Novi did to rescue the guy Wu fainted on the dinner's night3. Wu was referred to d witch according to d novel? 4. What can u best describe Caro attitude towards Efua 5. Why is Mrs Alli nt comfortable with Efua reaction? 6. Wu informed Jimi abt her mum Ailment? 7. Why did Efua love Miss Novi?...... That all i can remember under d novel questions for stress pattern, we re asked to stressed: managerial,advantages, can't remember d third one... Our register is based on safety precaution while d comprehension is talking abt invention of motor....under lexis and structure, d words we re asked to search for antonyms re:Repulsive, Obnoxious,........ @ dis moment, d brain is scanning so heavily...lol
. Nice one bro, am sure dis will help. Now u can see a little similarities
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 4:24am On Mar 11, 2015
T33jay007:
Well, if that is wat u want......I can drop d ones i remember.


1. "He was tall and well-built man with a head shaved bald" who does this describe? a) jimi (b) Ansa (c) mr solade (d) mr mallum

2. Who break the news of mrs solade sickness nature to jimi(a) doctor (b) nene (c) mr solade (d) mrs solade

3. Which of the characters is nicknamed "the witch" in d forcados high school by the students (a) caro (b) efua (c) nene (d) miss novi

4. Why did mr mallum admit efua into the school despite the circumstances

5. " Outside the gate, he stood for a moment and listen" What was jimi listening to







That is the one's i can still remember dat did come out in my English today.......the options are there but are really tricky. Can't remember the options for 4 n 5


Note: Your questions may b different so just read d novel well nd d characters


















#Una make me crack my brain to remember doz questions and options angry
. Thanks bros at least now we have some tips on how trickish d questions can be and it will definitely aid our reading, u know one can no cram d novel word for word Jah bless
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 10:44pm On Mar 10, 2015
T33jay007:
And the funny thing is dat, questions i was asked were different from other candidates (So it won't matter even if i drop d questions.... just read d novel
. The point is the mode wic dis questions are set Wil b revealed how trickish d questions are twisted. Wil b revealed too no info is too lil so if u wanna help just gv wat is reqUested. Wit stated warning and let d reader pick out d needful cheer!!!
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 6:21am On Mar 05, 2015
Pukka36:
Just wait for me....I dey come.
hmmm u guys shud stop derailling the thRead pls na
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 2:51pm On Mar 04, 2015
Calyb:
IF YOU ARE STILL ANXIOUS TO KNOW YOUR CENTRE AND EXAM DATE JUST DROP YOUR REG NO. HERE. THIS IS FOR FREE
. 55045221EH
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 11:38am On Mar 04, 2015
NLchief:
CBT is three hours on the dot.

Don't deceive yourself.

Be warned. #

Elxandre.
hmmm source pls?
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 10:52pm On Mar 03, 2015
Calyb:
I WILL CHECK YOUR REPRINT AND SEND IT TO YOUR EMAIL WITH JUST #200. TRANSFER ONLY. LET ME DO IT FOR YOU THIS NIGHT TO AVOID TRAFIC WITH THE SITE TOMARRO. TRANSFER, THEN TEXT YOUR REG NO. TO 07067960823
and what will I present to the supervisor on the exam day?
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 7:57pm On Mar 03, 2015
AmazingZeus:
from Monday 9th jamb starts
I heard somebody's exam date is 6th
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 5:04pm On Mar 03, 2015
Pls when exactly will the exam commence?
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 1:28pm On Mar 02, 2015
tolaxin:
I don reprint. Btw, why is your user name always sounding like pus*y each time I see it undecided
when is ur exam date pls?
EducationRe: Jamb 2015/2016 Postponed by tuwayz(m): 7:02pm On Feb 22, 2015
Naija sha
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Federal University Of Agriculture Makurdi Admission thread by tuwayz(op): 6:03pm On Feb 12, 2015
jayi:
amen jst send me ur facebook username
Tule Sesugh Tuwayz
CrimeA Pharmacist Who Was Also A Lawyer Murdered In Benue State by tuwayz(op):
BUT WHO IS THIS PHARMACIST TERNENGE LABE ESQ WE MOURNhuh??
Mr. Ternenge Labe is popularly known by his business name La-Bet.
La-bet owns a pharmacy called (LA-BET PHARMACY) in Gboko along Bristow secondary school round about and beside Kyabiz Hotel Makurdi in Benue state, yesterday evening night being Wednesday 21st jan., 2015 @his Pharmacy shop in Gboko we learnt that some Assassins visited his Pharmacy at evening pretending to be patients after he closed from his office duty post, they called him to kindly come back and attend to a dying patient urgently. He then returned to the Pharmacy only to be shot several times on the head at close range!
Since last night aggrieved youth and elderly people(whom he administers his drugs) took over the streets till morning As I write gboko main market is closed All businesses are locked down,Hospitals have been closed,All CHEMIST AND PHARMACIES are closed as well.
There are reports of gunfire exchange between the furious angry youth and the Nigerian police at central police station gboko and Others have it that the station is about to go down in flames as people are donating fuel from tanks of their cars and bikes to lite the station ablaze.
Information reaching me now has it that, youth in gboko town are trying hard now to push out the Nigerian Police Force from their domain over their inability to curb robbery attack and assassination.
Ternenge labe is a visionary young man, a pharmacist and a lawyer by profession whose words sent healings to the sick and aggrieved. His patients got home cured without medicine. The people of Gboko both young and old are seeking to be allowed to find his murderers n butcher them one after the other. On FACEBOOK everybody is weeping n composing power dirges n tributes. If people description of him n the words of the (wailers) are true then heaven n her host are jubilating with songs of accomplishment for this son of Man. My sentence? U are to enjoy eternal life with ur crown of glory. Rest on YOU worthy son of ur father. BUT WHO IS THIS PHARMACIST LABE ESQ WE MOURN to some of us unknownhuhhuhhuh
R.I.P BROTHER..

EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 1:08pm On Jan 21, 2015
Thanks bro
Pr0ton:
227 competitors.
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 9:51am On Jan 21, 2015
PRoton and Francistony pls help me out on this, check uniben's optometry statistics for me
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 3:29pm On Jan 20, 2015
Pls Francistony check uniben's optometry stat. for me

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