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Computer Market / Re: Sold by tuwayz(m): 11:04pm On Aug 14, 2016
Fix price?
Education / Re: 10 Universities To Stutdy Engineering In Nigeria by tuwayz(m): 4:50pm On Jul 12, 2016
please someone should help solve this for me

Career / Re: 10 Impressive Ways To Make The Best Out Of Life by tuwayz(m): 3:33pm On Jul 01, 2016
ok
Technology Market / Re: We Buy/sell Used Laptop(uk/american/nigerian USED) by tuwayz(m): 1:55pm On Jun 15, 2016
what kind of used system can i get for 20k
Romance / Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by tuwayz(m): 11:58am On Jun 15, 2016
still single fa o
Romance / Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by tuwayz(m): 10:36am On Jun 15, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
tbh, the girl's lines are whack..
oh yeah?
Romance / The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by tuwayz(m): 9:54am On Jun 15, 2016
CAN THIS EVER HAPPEN
Girl: hi handsome?
Boy: mcheeeew!
Girl: c'mon I mean no
harm, dude.
Spare me a few
minutes of ur time.
Boy: say what u have to
say and leave
immediately.
Girl: okay, I've been
watching u pass
here everyday and I
feel attracted to u...
Boy: Only that?
Girl: I think u are
hydrogen cause
whenever I see u
my heart beats
with a pop sound.
Boy: aawsh! stop the
flattery pls.
Girl: am damn serious.
Can't u see that am
not sober and am
staggering? That
simply proves that
am drunk in love
with u.
Boy: (smiling) go
straight to the
point, can't u see
am busy? (drawing
patterns on the
ground using his
feet).
Girl: wow, ur smile is
like Al Quaeda
terrorists cause it
has just captured
the territory of my
heart, pls give me a
chance to invest in
ur heart business
and u will see the
profits through my
love for u.
Boy: u girls are just the
same. U just want
to use me and
then dump me
heartlessly.
Girl: OMG! That's soo
inhuman. I want to
show u true love
that can never even
be witnessed in the
Soap Operas.
Boy: okay, let me think
about it then I will
reply u later.
Girl: okay handsome,
take as much time
as u want. Whatever
ur decision is, I will
respect it but pls
say Yes.
Will there ever be a beautiful time like this?
Where girls will do the 'toasting' and we the boys do the 'blushing' or is it just wishful dreaming?.........

������������ I am personally waiting for this kinda girls to come my way else I'll stay single saaaaa....����who else

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Health / Re: How To Prevent Unwanted Pregnancies by tuwayz(m): 5:27pm On Mar 25, 2016
OK thanks for the vital info, but hope there won't be any pregnancy for the safe days u mentioned
Romance / Better Option For Us All (picture Included) by tuwayz(m): 4:20pm On Mar 24, 2016
please Nairalanders are u with me or against this

Celebrities / Re: Why Are Nigerians Like This? by tuwayz(m): 1:30pm On Jan 16, 2016
And they won't discuss their problem bt only discuss what will lead them to problem undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: Consistency:a Sure Way To Success. by tuwayz(m): 3:28am On Jan 16, 2016
tundexweb:

@ d source link abi?
angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Consistency:a Sure Way To Success. by tuwayz(m): 8:51pm On Jan 15, 2016
tundexweb:

i don't get u pls.
am talking about Black face of plantation boyz
Nairaland / General / Re: Consistency:a Sure Way To Success. by tuwayz(m): 8:09pm On Jan 15, 2016
tundexweb:
you can apply consistency to any areas of ur life.
To bloggers:consistency is the surest way to success.
Cc:lalasticlala
why is black face still broke
Celebrities / Re: An Open Letter To The Nigeria Music Industry From A Fan by tuwayz(m): 8:02pm On Jan 15, 2016
Ur opinion though
Celebrities / Re: Why Are Nigerians Like This? by tuwayz(m): 6:39pm On Jan 15, 2016
cruzita:
that's naija for u.always saying the right thing but does the wrong thing
why do they still complain when the standard goes bad
Celebrities / Re: Why Are Nigerians Like This? by tuwayz(m): 6:22pm On Jan 15, 2016
osedvgirl:

a nation without hypocrisy is not a standard nation, thats why naija is a celebrity nation, weda bad or good grin grin
but why is Nigeria's case different? Because Nigeria is no where close to standard, look at brymo that made ice price's song a hit, where is he now? What is the difference between him and ice prince on good lyrics and success in music career?
Celebrities / Re: Why Are Nigerians Like This? by tuwayz(m): 5:17pm On Jan 15, 2016
osedvgirl:
grin
sweedy do u think this right? Don't you think hypocrisy is the problem of the country?
Celebrities / Why Are Nigerians Like This? by tuwayz(m): 5:10pm On Jan 15, 2016
It is so annoying how Nigerians bash at what they appreciate mostly directly/indirectly, now the trend is about lil kesh missing the next rated award some f**ls claim his lyrics are trash but do they patronize the ones who make good music? No, they enjoy listening to the same music they criticize, how many good music makers are successful like those you claim sing trash?


The rate at which hypocrisy is taking over our people is so alarming and it is everywhere, some claim they want to hear the truth from people yet they are happier been deceived and those who are honest to them? You know what happens to them, on the case of lil kesh he is there for business and hence he is doing what Nigerians enjoy most but if you think he is singing trash go and make the good lyrics and let's see if you will blow mtcheeeew YBNL ti take over
Celebrities / Why Are Nigerians Like This? by tuwayz(m): 4:56pm On Jan 15, 2016
It is so annoying how Nigerians bash at what they appreciate mostly directly/indirectly, now the trend is about lil kesh missing the next rated award some f**ls claim his lyrics are trash but do they patronize the ones who make good music? No, they enjoy listening to the same music they criticize, how many good music makers are successful like those you claim sing trash?


The rate at which hypocrisy is taking over our people is so alarming and it is everywhere, some claim they want to hear the truth from people yet they are happier been deceived and those who are honest to them? You know what happens to them, on the case of lil kesh he is there for business and hence he is doing what Nigerians enjoy most but if you think he is singing trash go and make the good lyrics and let's see if you will blow mtcheeeew YBNL ti take over
Education / Re: Jamb Lecture/past Questions For Science/art Students by tuwayz(m): 7:23pm On Jan 11, 2016
Sikiru3011:
hmmm
. Any P boss?
Education / Re: Bad Things You Did In The University by tuwayz(m): 1:00pm On Jan 10, 2016
Una don come again abi? Back to back from secondary schOol to university....... Iyalaya anybody gentleness ti take over

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Education / Re: What A Father Told His Son Who Is About To Start A University by tuwayz(m): 7:22pm On Jan 08, 2016
Cc Lalasticlala food is ready
Celebrities / Re: Reekardo Banks Wanted Lil Kesh To Win The Headies 2015‬ Next Rated Award by tuwayz(m): 10:55am On Jan 06, 2016
tubouncen:
Well, he doesn't want to sound greedy.... If they ask me same question i would pick another person too.... Ask ronaldo and messi
Ronaldo? Are u a learner? Ronaldo always say he is the best when he is been asked who the world best is ever since he moved to Madrid so gv an example on some1 else biko
Celebrities / Re: It Is Obvious Don Jazzy Went To Beg Olamide - A Fan by tuwayz(m): 1:31pm On Jan 04, 2016
zicoraads:

You talking about Punk ass b1tches. The streets...the real streets is still very much loyal. Money don't buy loyalty!
Tell him bro maybe he neva lived on d street, I will always prefer the street anytime cos the street where I was u find people who show u love more than ur own blood siblings, ur siblings can fight for u mostly when u r against outsiders aside that most siblings pretend to care for one another bt all na wash, a street nigga will b real to u not minding how u feel so if he's not on ur syd he's not bt if he's on ur syd he is really on ur syd........ Baddo sneh........ Osheeh
Politics / Re: See What Olamide Did Inside Headies Green Room (photos). by tuwayz(m): 6:28pm On Jan 02, 2016
obailala:
But if the awards were won based on public votes, what exactly is the reason for this anger?...
for you guys that don't knw those awards are not given just by mere public votes there is a percent of public votes used which is far less than the percent of judges votes and am sorry to tell u that without the judges vote u can't win no matter the number of votes u gain from the public, it was really a robbery though Olamide overreacted am sure kesh will b compensated peace to all
Literature / Re: The Return of Madly In Love With A Non-human(SECOND CHANCE)SEASON 2 by tuwayz(m): 1:37pm On Jan 01, 2016
Happy new year to you all
Literature / Re: The Return of Madly In Love With A Non-human(SECOND CHANCE)SEASON 2 by tuwayz(m): 8:02pm On Dec 30, 2015
Nice work bellovers I so much enjoyed d story bt pls dnt let bella die o ;DNice work bellovers I so much enjoyed d story bt pls dnt let bella die o
Health / Re: Why It's Important To Urinate After Sex. by tuwayz(m): 10:08pm On Dec 18, 2015
[color=#000099][/color] nice one op
Romance / Re: I Am About Dating My Cousin Without Knowing !help by tuwayz(m): 10:03pm On Dec 18, 2015
Op d look for front page honor, sorry but u r busted

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