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Technology Market / Re: Neatly Used Blackberry Z30 For Sale @40k by tuwayz(m): 1:32pm On Jul 13, 2015
how much
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Federal University Of Agriculture Makurdi Admission thread by tuwayz(m): 10:32pm On Jul 01, 2015
post utme form will be out soon
Phones / Re: Nokia Care @ Nigeria: by tuwayz(m): 11:09pm On Jun 29, 2015
pls my nokia lumia 701.1 is not not booting it vibrates on and vibrates off immediately somebody help me on what to do pls i'm in makurdi,benue state
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Great Deal: Buy Your MTN 1GB NOW for just N700 & GLO 4GIG for N1200 cash by tuwayz(m): 12:34pm On May 10, 2015
I saw his(furetin) advert here on nairaland here and I decided to give it a try, and I got my data successfully in less than 3mins, so I decided I will stick to him and that's how I have been doing business with him, and today they was a little mix up but he handled it in a matured manner, I don't knw him in person but I believe God will make u big for been real, thank Furetin20, and thank you Seun for this wonderful forum, I will be grateful if u help promote Furetin's business because I believe he is here for good, thank you and may God bless us all

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Education / Re: 2015/2016 Federal University Of Agriculture Makurdi Admission thread by tuwayz(m): 6:22pm On May 02, 2015
Jmaya:
Please when will FUAM 2015 post ume form be on sale?
the news will b out when they resume as of now no news yet

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Nairaland / General / Re: Children Kidnapped By Housemaid Through OLX Has Been Released by tuwayz(m): 5:36am On Apr 16, 2015
I will be back to read comments, next plsss
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Federal University Of Agriculture Makurdi Admission thread by tuwayz(m): 8:22am On Apr 10, 2015
praisesconsult:
pls i got 216 in my Jamb nd i wntd to go to fuam bt now i wnt to do change of skull to uni illorin...which skul do u think its better
are u ready to take a risk? And what course are u seeking for?
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 1:43pm On Apr 06, 2015
VICatta94:
Pls can somebody give me a brief information about admission stuff in federal university of agriculture makurdi. Tanx
are you on whatsapp? If yes drop ur contact
Education / Re: 10 Courses You Are Likely To Find Geniuses by tuwayz(m): 1:52pm On Mar 29, 2015
400billionman:


Civil engineering, Electrical engrg, Architecture and Mathematics are also difficult courses requiring a high level of intelligence.

You hardly find ladies in Electrical and Architecture departments. Why ?
bros electrical engineering is the engineering field with highest number of ladies, make research b4 u post

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Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 6:02pm On Mar 19, 2015
DeBret:
please tell me is any fed uni in this country that still accept 180
they are many bro, some of wic will accept dat depending on course but for some they depend much more on their post utme dan jamb especially the northern ones, I knw u will b screaming boko haram now but not all northern state are affected mayb u shud check the list online, google is ur friend
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 5:36pm On Mar 19, 2015
DeBret:
Just wanna change institution.... I choose poly ibadan before
bros u score can get u to a university even a federal uni once u do well in there post ume, why don't u change to a uni dat accepts 180 but if u r rather interested in poly I think yabatech is a good choice
Autos / Re: Available Blackberry Phones For Sale Call: 2349021163348 by tuwayz(m): 3:58pm On Mar 19, 2015
Location please? And is it negotiate able?
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 3:39pm On Mar 19, 2015
Pr0ton:


See this one sha grin grin
cheesy
Pr0ton:


See this one sha grin grin
u have been making noise around na, so I guess u shud be expecting nothing less than 300

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Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 2:55pm On Mar 19, 2015
Pr0ton:
Just finished the fvcking exam that doesn't worth my brain-stress undecided angry
















Except Chemistry cry
I guess u r expecting 300+
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 2:53pm On Mar 19, 2015
DeBret:
Any aspirant of offa poly..... cry
. That school's admission process is so annoying I applied for it last year, if u want to get admission there u must use long leg ur scores don't matter to them at all if u want score 80% in both jamb and post ume and also u have to choose them as 1st choice leaving out uni and I can't imagine y anybody would want to do that anyway but u will b surprise that people do it SMH
Programming / Re: Hackers by tuwayz(m): 3:22pm On Mar 18, 2015
Fulaman198:


CEH Certified Ethical Hacker All-in-One Exam Guide, 2nd Edition / Edition 2 by Matt Walker.
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Federal University Of Agriculture Makurdi Admission thread by tuwayz(m): 3:40pm On Mar 17, 2015
jayi:
john Eigege Igoche
. Thanks bro
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Federal University Of Agriculture Makurdi Admission thread by tuwayz(m): 1:25pm On Mar 17, 2015
jayi:
amen jst send me ur facebook username
. Thank God we are up to the next level Na GODWIN bro, may I have ur facebook handle?
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 12:35pm On Mar 17, 2015
Intellectualokin:
Lolz. I did nt abuse any old woman ooo. Jst wondering hw jamb award their marks. Was surprised wen i saw my result, and score 53 in English, i was expecting above that in English. I guess that nw past tense nw. My problem is which course to go for now, because initially, i registered MBBS, which wnt be possible again, and am nt ready to waste diz year again. So confuse ryt now.
. What abt microbiology or biochemistry also depending on the institution though
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 10:34am On Mar 17, 2015
micynute94:


It's not about just scoring high. Wen i set a goal, i try as much as possible to achieve it, even @ my health discomfort.
...
Here z a post i made in Nov 2014 in this same thread..

I guess u ain't here last year or didn't participate actively ..
It's not about boasting or bragging .. @ tuwayz.... not d type..
When u work so hard to do something.. take for example.. u plan on being the first 5 in ur school @ d end of d term, u studied well, sleepless night.. u trust ur ability and on judgement day, u found urself in the 11th position.. fine. u might v passed but tell me.. will u happy??
Not that am ungrateful. well.. Thanks..
. God bless ur struggle I earlier saw dis though hv always been here just dat I dnt post often, just try to appreciate God after stating ur complain because its always by grace, weda u bliv it or not there are people who worked harder dan u did yet they got less score than yours not necessary because u are better than them but because of some circumstances. Praise Jah na him win (na GODWIN) and dats it cheer!!!

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Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 6:14am On Mar 17, 2015
micynute94:
Just logged on to site jamb to check my result,.... feel like crying....
Scored 43 in English.... A whole me.... It's just not possible.. considering i even tutor ppl for dz jamb..
The comprehension was a breeze.... i did everything well even the stupidd register... Am very sure cos i knew the stress i went to through in understandn their bleeped up English.. Only part i didn't do well z d oral... Don't know it n i couldn't waste my time on smth i didn't know..

Scored 69 in maths.... pheww... apart from 3 or 4 questions involving circle geometry n their stupidd line with d one mistake i made, i should score Nothing less than 80.. Am not a slowpoke, i know wat i did very well... i even did all the line equation well, matrices, AP.. everything.. I was really swell doing this maths. couldn't believe my star... didn't know jamb had their own plans.....

Scored 72 in physics.... Come to think of it.... i didn't remember d formula 4 inductance, Velocity ratio n 2 other questions.... So i ain't happy with this

Chemistry...... mehnnn.... Everything here was simple.... most of wat i was tot in yabatech in my first year was wat i saw.... ranging from fehlings soln to alkanoic acid to alkanal n d rest... was expecting atleast. 82 give or take 4 marks..

Am really sad to v prepared 4 dz fvcked up jamb only to v scored 246.....
even d first jamb i did without much preparation that got me into yct was 277 talkless of all d night reading.. preparation.. even taking students under me to tutor..

God will in his abundant mercy, punish those modafucker... May dey rot in hell... Na by force to do CBT if ur not capable of doing it..
First of all, i waited from .Thursday to dz moment anxious to c my result only to c this..
Mehnnn... can't believe m almost crying.. Jamb d better give me my result.. Wish i could called 4 my script...
...
.
sheddyboy:
@Micynute94, wil u also be eating d score? which course wil dt mark not b able to pursue? learn to b grateful even for once, people with 19* scores are happy thanking God & you just came here with your stories even when it is obvious God has blessed your hustle..
. Tell him bro, I just don't know why some people fEel ungrateful, what are you going to do with the excess score if what you have got can fetch you exactly what you want or is it to boast of high score or what, appreciate God when you still can, cheers!!!
Education / Re: Please Which Chemistry Textbook Is Best For Advance Level by tuwayz(m): 4:50am On Mar 17, 2015
Grace101:
Drop your email, i'll send you some very good chemistry materials when i have the time. As a matter fact, it contains all the courses you'll be offering right from 100 to 400 level with practicals included. thank me later
. Please may you send it to me too? tuwayz4u@gmail.com
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 4:35am On Mar 17, 2015
P0lyMath:
officially signing out..... done with this thread.

zooming off to UI thread till admission clicks in the next 3-4months


take care @ all

FIGHTING
u better come back o. FIGHTING grin
P0lyMath:
officially signing out..... done with this thread.

zooming off to UI thread till admission clicks in the next 3-4months


take care @ all

FIGHTING
u better come back o. FIGHTING
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 4:32am On Mar 11, 2015
T33jay007:
Well, if that is wat u want......I can drop d ones i remember.


1. "He was tall and well-built man with a head shaved bald" who does this describe? a) jimi (b) Ansa (c) mr solade (d) mr mallum

2. Who break the news of mrs solade sickness nature to jimi(a) doctor (b) nene (c) mr solade (d) mrs solade

3. Which of the characters is nicknamed "the witch" in d forcados high school by the students (a) caro (b) efua (c) nene (d) miss novi

4. Why did mr mallum admit efua into the school despite the circumstances

5. " Outside the gate, he stood for a moment and listen" What was jimi listening to







That is the one's i can still remember dat did come out in my English today.......the options are there but are really tricky. Can't remember the options for 4 n 5


Note: Your questions may b different so just read d novel well nd d characters


















#Una make me crack my brain to remember doz questions and options angry
. Thanks bros at least now we have some tips on how trickish d questions can be and it will definitely aid our reading, u know one can no cram d novel word for word Jah bless.
rotyme:
From d forcado novel, they only asked questions like......1. Wu inform Anza abt Efua resumption to forcado skul?2. Note d spelling of what Miss Novi did to rescue the guy Wu fainted on the dinner's night3. Wu was referred to d witch according to d novel? 4. What can u best describe Caro attitude towards Efua 5. Why is Mrs Alli nt comfortable with Efua reaction? 6. Wu informed Jimi abt her mum Ailment? 7. Why did Efua love Miss Novi?...... That all i can remember under d novel questions for stress pattern, we re asked to stressed: managerial,advantages, can't remember d third one... Our register is based on safety precaution while d comprehension is talking abt invention of motor....under lexis and structure, d words we re asked to search for antonyms re:Repulsive, Obnoxious,........ @ dis moment, d brain is scanning so heavily...lol :DFrom d forcado novel, they only asked questions like......1. Wu inform Anza abt Efua resumption to forcado skul?2. Note d spelling of what Miss Novi did to rescue the guy Wu fainted on the dinner's night3. Wu was referred to d witch according to d novel? 4. What can u best describe Caro attitude towards Efua 5. Why is Mrs Alli nt comfortable with Efua reaction? 6. Wu informed Jimi abt her mum Ailment? 7. Why did Efua love Miss Novi?...... That all i can remember under d novel questions for stress pattern, we re asked to stressed: managerial,advantages, can't remember d third one... Our register is based on safety precaution while d comprehension is talking abt invention of motor....under lexis and structure, d words we re asked to search for antonyms re:Repulsive, Obnoxious,........ @ dis moment, d brain is scanning so heavily...lol
. Nice one bro, am sure dis will help. Now u can see a little similarities
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 4:24am On Mar 11, 2015
T33jay007:
Well, if that is wat u want......I can drop d ones i remember.


1. "He was tall and well-built man with a head shaved bald" who does this describe? a) jimi (b) Ansa (c) mr solade (d) mr mallum

2. Who break the news of mrs solade sickness nature to jimi(a) doctor (b) nene (c) mr solade (d) mrs solade

3. Which of the characters is nicknamed "the witch" in d forcados high school by the students (a) caro (b) efua (c) nene (d) miss novi

4. Why did mr mallum admit efua into the school despite the circumstances

5. " Outside the gate, he stood for a moment and listen" What was jimi listening to







That is the one's i can still remember dat did come out in my English today.......the options are there but are really tricky. Can't remember the options for 4 n 5


Note: Your questions may b different so just read d novel well nd d characters


















#Una make me crack my brain to remember doz questions and options angry
. Thanks bros at least now we have some tips on how trickish d questions can be and it will definitely aid our reading, u know one can no cram d novel word for word Jah bless
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 10:44pm On Mar 10, 2015
T33jay007:
And the funny thing is dat, questions i was asked were different from other candidates (So it won't matter even if i drop d questions.... just read d novel
. The point is the mode wic dis questions are set Wil b revealed how trickish d questions are twisted. Wil b revealed too no info is too lil so if u wanna help just gv wat is reqUested. Wit stated warning and let d reader pick out d needful cheer!!!
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 6:21am On Mar 05, 2015
Pukka36:
Just wait for me....I dey come.
hmmm u guys shud stop derailling the thRead pls na
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 2:51pm On Mar 04, 2015
Calyb:
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Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by tuwayz(m): 11:38am On Mar 04, 2015
NLchief:

CBT is three hours on the dot.

Don't deceive yourself.

Be warned. #

Elxandre.
hmmm source pls?

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