₦airaland Forum

dharay99:

I should av diçkslapped ur straight
face by now buh
I'm in my gentle mode.

So, hw u?

I'm fine, a bit cold though. And u?

Macmilla:
I think we should change the topic to super demonic eyes.

My eyes aint demonic

dharay99:

blahblahblah,
Copy ca†.

First "mtchew", now "blahblahblah"....do u know how feminine you sound right now?

This is where u say, "duhh?"

dharay99:

mtcheeeeew

....the moment u don't give a fvck

Mine

Nice one farano

softnipples:
So an albino will also not matter to you right?

Nope, not at all.

chibwike:
No need for that...she'd still return with another monicker

I'm suspecting one already.

Where is my vn sef?

Your moniker.....

The guy should be stripped in public.

I nominate the following people.

Kinglekan......... Twaci


Naijaboiy...........Marieolae


Tosyne2much........... Mhizkel


Blackett.............. Misssclassy


Wristwatch.............. Nneka123


Tallesty1................ Mizmycoli


Ronald4lif............... MzNelly


Unibenstudent........... ireneony

sweetorganism ........... Dickrider

Agarawu23.............. Tohpahz


Valmunich............ softsparky

Seun ........... ...........Farano. .


TheSonOfMark ......... Ishilove.



still loading............

....And she deactivated

How do I know its a "she"?

Check the signature; "I am me", only one person uses that.....Diddydiva.

I'll miss ya sis

Hmm, I don't think it matters to me. Light or dark skinned, its your intentions that really counts

domopps:
Don't mind me jawe! Am on vacation and decided to come down to Osogbo Osun State to chill but dear is dead boring @ this end Network self not encouraging!




Cheeeeers

That's sad. And if I say u should come to Abia?

domopps:
Twaci love long time!




Cheeeeers

Yeah, its been . Whachu been up to?

ikombe:
i dont use glasses

Ur meds then .

But come oooh! That chicken make sense!

ikombe:
Twaci your childhood birthday pix has leaked oh

Have u misplaced ur glasses again?

scentmarlc:
" It was a sparkling evening. I returned home from work early. Even the lagos traffic couldnt deter me from getting home on time, coz have got a function to attend. Am a young CEO and i know my way around. I took my shower and wore my bestb cloth, it was necessary for the occassion"

"I love my ride. A c350 benz formatic. The journey all d way to the venue was itch free. A pleasant sail i must say..... As i got closer to the venue, Eko hotels and suite, i could see the lots of paparazzis waiting for me. Wooow!!!!!. "

"In my usual swagger i alighted graciously. Shotz and glitz reels from their cameras. I was the cynosure of all eyes. I giggled inside. As i entered the hall, left right and center, people looked on as i went for my seat in the VVIP corner. Ohh, money is good"

"The award dineer started a bit late, but the wait was worth it. Different artiste performed before the calling of the award started. ...Alas, i was standing right there, proud and all ginning...THE YOUNGEST CEO AWARDEE....i reeled out a long speech of thanks and the audience wouldnt stop applauding. I grinned, smiled, and it was evident i was so happy"

" Because i had much to drink and who wouldnt wana taste all of those champaigne by the way.... I decided to use the gents. I remove my johnnystick and peed like there was no tomooorrow...........SCENTMARLCCCCCCCCCCCCCC, a loud voice echoed"

It was my mum and it was all a dream. Whaaat!!!. I looked around and i couldnt find my formatic benz. I looked at myself and i could see is my skinny bone, my ironed TM shirt gone. I looked down and all i found is my harmattan-infested bare feet, chaiii my italian shoe has dissapeared. God why!!!

Now that i have woken up i wondered why my mum was still staring angrily at me....shebi i don wake up nah. She nodded her head in pity and she finally said "scent oya touch yur trouser and see how you have bedwetted the whole bed wit dat yur tiny johnnystick"........yeeh chineke ooooo, so no be inside that Behind golden zinc for hotel rest room i weewee, na ontop my mama's one and only wrapper........awwwh God why me.?
.......... .............This happend several years ago ................
Today CelebrityLanders, i have a dream and it must come to pass. I have so many dreams, and becoming the next Mr Nairaland just happens the one i cant decide on my own. I need your support from this section. Back me up, support me, and make me your next king. I promise to be the best i can ever be and to respect all of your interest.
Thank you and God bless You all. I Love you.
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Cc: tunnamania adeh39 cyndax, skypeople aminat508 subbied midehi prettyvhickie trypa kingTom calebosko twaci
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Nice one

dharay99:

me.
& yhu know i†.

Why you?

Unibenstudent:
how far,I miss u

That's cool. Been a while

dharay99:

yhu ain't.

Says?....

chibwike:
Lol....when did our corpers turn musicians.

Typo joor! Nsync. I want Nsync

2dice:
lol .. Should I give u an idea to killl de boredom... What will be my gain

A date with Cyndax

chibwike:
What song should i sing to you

Nsync - It's gonna be me

In a vn oh!

Tashaamania:
The date for competition would be far later in the year, hun. Not even in the next four weeks..

What do you say?

Hmmm, okk

chibwike:
Should i keep you busy?

Sure .

Sing to me....*bats lashes*

Teempakguy:

Warris funny?

I'm bored

Tashaamania:
yaaaayy..

Cutehector and Twaci Your names have been updated on the first page

Wait....another competition?!

OMG! I had no idea I av gone thru last years pages....its actually a nice game. Would love to participate, especially with a sweet guy like Cutehector, but I'll be pretty tied up this next weeks......

So sorry Hector, abeg no vex

My apologies Tashaamania

Tashaamania:
He wants you to play with him
Would you please? It's just for fun

Sure

Macmilla:
Imagine!!!
I won't give you even those stones used in building houses

Nothing for u then

Macmilla:
First, what would you be doing with 5 of that? No be one you go wear?
Secondly, that thing looks heavy. I won't give you something that will break ur neck.
Thirdly, it looks like what my grandma wore when my grandpa died. Why would you want to wear that? I won't give you such things.

Those things are expensive oh! Amma sell them all