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tosyne2much:
Twaci, you are right on track

Thanks dear

diddydiva:
make I book space.


Thread go sweet die

U never sleep?!

Ladies, I apologize in advance for this...this is not a lady bashing thread, just trying to have fun .

That said, guys, allow me to introduce you to the strangest species on earth....The Female. Read and learn.

Underneath are their very funny....but sometimes annoying attitudes.

Leggo!

1. Whenever a girl sees a very pretty fellow girl, she makes a sub-conscious check of herself. "Is my eye-brow arch more sophisticated than hers?". "Hope my lip-stick never fade oh!". "This my hair sef don old, see as her own new"..... They usually end this self-scrutiny with the conclusion that they are far better than the girl.

2. A guy tells her she is beautiful and the next thing that comes to mind is, "He likes me".

3. She hates it when you drool over Rihanna but expects you to smile when she tells you that Trey songz has the sexiest lips ever.

4. She feels offended if you don't notice her new hair but fails to notice that you are on a different hair-cut (well unless its an afro).

5. She asks if her outfit is fine, not to really know if it is, but to be told she looks like a goddess. Do you doubt this? When next she asks this, tell her its ugly and see what am talking about.

6. She does nothing at home but turns to a humble maid whenever she visits her guy. (Well, not all girls).

7. She keeps you waiting for 3 hours and believes that a simple, "I am sorry", covers it up. But blows up like a grenade when you are 15minutes late.

8. She expects you to drool over her new dp but doesn't notice that you have changed yours five times that week.

9. You take her out on a date and her friends tag along. She feels there's nothing wrong with that, "...I mean, my friends wanted to meet you and know you better". Now try tagging your own friends along on the next date.... Another conclusion comes to mind.

10. A typical girl will come in here and trash this thread...but then, girls will always be girls .

Do add yours guys!

Nice one dear!

When will u do a portrait of me?

kinglekan:

Abeg just relax jejely for village ooo!!

I dey envy una wey dey east, if PHCN could grant us in my area 2hours light per day, I would be dancing *shoki*. Its been up to 2weeks when my bulb had a taste of PHCN voltage.

I just dey imagine wetin wan happen tomorrow. E b like say na trekking sure pass.

@Dp that's my baby girl na. Miss Twaci.

Dygeasy:
lol!


Twaci please confirm receipt

Okay, yes. I have gotten it. Thanks dear .

Dygeasy:
Finally!!! !


Twaci please confirm receipt.

After yabbing my bank yesterday?

If I say no nko?

Cutehector:
ah will... Watsup wid d contest? Who won?

My twin

Cutehector:
gooosh.... The next rain dat will fall will be a storm..

Tell me about it!

NinoBrown888:
Avengers..johnny bravo
scooby-doo.. to mention buh a few. #grins

My soul brother! Abeg I fit come your house this night? Weather don dey change

Cutehector:
I make a fire, and sip fanta

Village boi! Fire and fanta na nice mixture sha!

When next it rains at ur end, lemme know

NinoBrown888:
I like catoons. got any favourite?

Classics, like Pocahontas . You?

I drink tea and watch cartoons

I am an independent kind of person...even to a fault.

When offered gifts, especially by one who has showed interest, I tend to decline with reasons that I'd rather work for it.

This always call for their respect.

juniormusa:
On behalf of me and all the Tohpahz supporters I'm giving Tohpahz the sum of #5,000 and Twaci #3,000

serious?

tohpahz:
Lolzz.. mk i add my own join..

Happy sunday dearie

Johneyhaz:
ama ready to Pay the brideprice asap

I know u are . The list is hereunder.

N1billion.....for dad
N10million....for mum
An estate each for my brothers (5 of them)
A hospital complete with equipments and staff for my sis (Tohpahz)


Should I continue?

tohpahz:
RedRido..
I don pm d acct details oo..
I no wan carry last..

Twaci hope say u don pm am already

I go do am now Sis .

Make me too no carry last .

Johneyhaz:
You Too won Sisterzone me , Na only one sister i get,and i dont think she has ever heard nairaland before in her life

Keep calm dear. Pay brideprice first then pikin go follow.

richidinho:
Oga thank Youoooooo

I did similar thing today, Aminat508 got it

This is a clear sign that Twaci will accept my proposal this night

Johneyhaz:
I mean We should have piking together,abi Wetin u think

Pikin?!

With your sister?

Abeg oh!

yorubaboiy:
ceiling fan

I see am too .

RedRido:
see female version of Bro Thomas

I gat to ask na!

Johneyhaz:
Twaci u no reply me

Ermmm

I roff u too .

In a brotherly way

yorubaboiy:
twaci aw phar nw...bawo ni

Egbon...mo wa. What's up na?

RedRido:
Ehn

Tohpahz, he said he is serious .

richidinho:
Are u serious?

I wnt to whisper some secrets to u too

I know already.

E dey your signature

tohpahz:
Lolzz.. i don land.. wey the parry dey..

Welcome sweery!

Congrats again .

Abeg is RedRido serious?

dechandel:
Gbam..
Bebe you correct die
Na the Kilishi sure pass jare with Orijin

Abeg will you buy it for me?
Gimme a treat

Anywhere dearie! Just name it!

Bring a date sha . Who will it be?

RedRido:
wait...and you are still thanking him.

That's how we roll!

dechandel:
Twaci darling, you got caught up in the after parry yesterday that i didnt see you to blow you a congrats kissss
You are a winner too
Congrats dearie


I need suya o

Thanks dear . Killishi nko?