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kinglekan:



Caught Red-handed!!!

Darkrebel666:
Lol . scaredy kitten

Darkrebel666:
call me first

dahdah:
I think Jonathan Lost Power because of the People he surrounded himself with, Let's compare this to Our Miss nairaland Contest, During the campaign , A neutral would think TWACI would win because of the people campaigning for her, a fan of TWACI even promised people Jobs in the Oil section, but when People started visiting the thread, they saw the faces of the contestants and the voted Tohpahz.
I Voted PDP during the Election, but now that the APC is victorious , I pray God should lead us, I Pray Buhari should do well, I pray God proof me wrong on Buhari.

winetapper:

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after the event no one demanded for my palmwine again oo

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Ploutos:

Been a while I saw an e-fight! How on earth did you understand what she wrote up there?

winetapper:

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any other winetapper is a counterfeit

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MrsChima:
I could never understood why Nigerian men do not have bass in their voice!

When you talk to them on the phone...you don't know if it is a woman or man! How can someone takes Nigerian men serious when they sounds like Mariah Carey?

Cutehector:
do u always cry wen u laff

JeffreyJamez:
I would have given you handky o but as a Nigerian man all I will say is "Ndo Nne "

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Yes I remember the movie. The good old days

I am not fully back sha. I am still banned from romance section till the first of june. [/color]

asumo12:
what is ur prove ?




by the way who prove that smokers are liable to die young?

asumo12:
kinglekan, Twaci and subbied are u guyz trying to derail this thread ?

subbieD:
Twasi !! Calm down, I Dnt need him... lol

kinglekan:

kinglekan:

Baby its not like that nAa!!

U had cough and I wanted an effective remedy naa.

Why are u calling SCOOBY DOOBY DOO now?

kinglekan:

Hahahaha!! Twaci booo u shld be sleeping naaa.

Choiiii!! Y always me!!

kinglekan:

Is not my fault na!!

So anytin 4 moi?

missclasssy

Emodeee:
Uwc. Btw, gv me ya number lah. I heard ur voice note, I like to hear more of it.

That voice fit make person cum.

Emodeee:
She is beautiful. Follow me bk, and send ur pictures to ma mail, I like to c ur ugly face.


Beautiful girls flaunts their pictures on nairaland.

Whizzcute:
cc truckpusher friedplantain tosyne2much dygeasy Nljega twaci agarawu23 tohpahz naijaboiy etc




WE HAVE A NEW MR NAIRALAND ASPIRANT


TAKE NOTE !!!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]But why people dey lie anyhow for this thread?

Some small small girls don dey claim say dem get car. Even the Op sef don lie put for her story [/color]

Nneka123:
I didn't come to play na

Nneka123:
LOL!


Twaci your number two got me laughing real hard. I had the same experience too, it was not really a queue, the only problem was the price.


I needed fuel in my car,I was thinking I would use my pretty girl swag on this guy. choi! Nigga didn't even look at my face , he was looking at me, but the look on his face could kill someone

The worst part he started yelling , I had to wrap myself around my friend, who was busy laughing


I'm not the type to price things , but this fuel issue got me mehn!

I was pricing the fuel 300Naira for a litre when in the actual sense it's N500, I bought it, but I gave him a very dirty and tore single N500 note, the rest was okay

It was payback time

Tomfrench:
don't beg them... stop being too nice!!! pls.

kinglekan:
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Haahahahaha!!!

ROTFL.. LMAO. Twaci u don kill me with laff oo. But your family bad ooo. Una get many detectives and investigators for house. Chaii see as dem dey discover your power bank.

So your power bank got violated several times cos of the fuel scarcity?
I think you should hire Naijaboiy to take up the matter. LMAO.

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Ok I experienced quite a lot during this period sha, but the one that happened last night still dey make me laff.

So I was busy roaming my neighbourhood with my extension and charger looking for where to charge. I kept jumping from one shop to the other cos everyone was still trying to conserve fuel considering the fact that PHCN have not given us light for over 3weeks.

Finally I ended up in my barbers shop who seems to have a striking resemblance with orijin101. He was looking tipsy but I just ignored, plugged my phone and relaxed.

Few minutes after, an elderly man strolled in saying he wanted to charge. We asked if he had a charger and he said No. He said he uses a Nokia pin mouth charger and he would just like to boost his phone a little so he could call his son who had been missing since noon.

Na im we commot person phone give the man ooo. Next tin I heard was "honey bawo ni". I was like

My suspicion was cut short when he said he called his wife. In my mind I was like this man can lie ooo.

After the call na so the man relax oo, na im we ask am say make him comot fone na. Dt was how the man started begging us that he wants his phone to have 2bars.

Ah ah!! 2bars ke!! How many hours dt wan go use. Na so we change am for the man ooo.
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Trypa:
Na kidnappers o

kannymoore:
Heh heh heh heh heh!!!!

Who wears mini skirt and koi-koi shoes to buy fuel for queue?

Nne..u get liver sha...

.....erm but only say...

......yur liver dey for the wrong place !