₦airaland Forum

Whynotthetruth:
Forget the mechanic...I will test drive you myself...I don't need any help whatsoever...Abum tam tam machineeeeee

Whynotthetruth:
Wow...d 10k for veggie sauce, Is it with human meat abi elephant tusk? ...btw What's your engine capacity?...how much km/h can it ride once duty calls

Whynotthetruth:
Twaci,
I wanna stop derailing that thread hence I ran here
To your post I have this to say;

Plz always be open and free to receive... And yes, I love it fresh like vegetable(ugu...pumpkin) & raw...hope you get it now?

Whynotthetruth:
@11:54am...I will allow it slide...let's wait for lunch...BTW why would you come to bed to sleep wearing swimming pants with jean shot Was that what francizy and softsparky thought you?

Whynotthetruth:
But as I wake up this morning, I no come see the babe again... e no even drop good morning talk more of breakfast

Lala247:
Lol really
Havent seen that yet tho

If telling someone quitting aint way den so b it

ECOTERRORS:
give me the link to the thread for miss NL lemme drop my vote for U

You won me over withh your subtle campaign.

ECOTERRORS:
THIS IS HILARIOUS

But

Damn hilarious

I'm voting for Miss Twaci
For Miss Aba

Emodeee:
Ma son, u will BEER(bear), ma daughter, u will BEER(bear) cos u r a STAR, u r GULDER dan these other girls.


I love you twaci.

Whynotthetruth:
But you wan collect my gratuity and pension for this NL...nah wetin francizy and se.u.n take settle me be this nah...only she I get ...abi twaci I lie

Whynotthetruth:
Oga... no call her sweet again before you go become past tense now...me don vex...twaci come here immediately

Mbkite:
Sugar is sweet but, honey is sweeter

barcanista:
which of their properties? The one dangling around their waist?

Whynotthetruth:
Wow...boss u get interestedness too twaci nah like ds e go dey dey...nah PLC u be so

francizy:
Need to rest. Have a wonderful night guys..

barcanista:
All you did to guys that broke yÓur heart was to cry to them. That's all...abi e get wetin you do pass that one?

Whynotthetruth:
Prove what babe?...I don't get...can you whisper some explanation

francizy:
Don't mind him, he's just being naughty on here. In person, he's a very cool dude. Guys like him won't mess up your heart like Kinglekan

Whynotthetruth:
soft go draw all these ones for paper for me ooo me no sabi them wella bikokwa...Abi I never quench before I finish all these styles...I go sabi spell my name again after this kinda of marathon my brain for don pour inside join nah ...twaci come point out the ones wey you sabi here

Whynotthetruth:
Open mouth jare make I collect kiss...its part of the dividend of democracy between us

Mbkite:
is lyk am beginning to lyk did twaci of a girl. am new here, pls Hw can I vote?

francizy:
WhyNotTheTruth I just checked her DP.. Na those lips you go dey kiss so oh.. Very fresh like strawberries..

**jealous **

francizy:
Hahahaha, if na wetin you wan use Twaci do, then na to cancel the wedding go sure pass because na you suppose dey massage her waist, chest, back, front etc.. Can't be the other way round bro...

Modified

And no turn my Softysparky to your personal assistant/HR personnel...

Whynotthetruth:
No wahala...just tell the IFA to get ready his certificate of incorporation...his CAC registration cert in dibialogy...if he fails to present all...we will use both of you as burnt offering there

YUSUPH1986:
how can i vote

Whynotthetruth:
No lele...just remember to ask IFA what it tastes like to lose election because of your fault

francizy:
Gree for the guy jor..

No come dey do shakara for hia oh...

Whynotthetruth:
thanks so much boss...twaci come and sit with me as I drink...your duty starts now

Whynotthetruth:
Ohhh, you're here...that's nice...the undertaking is about you agreeing that no other guy will touch or taste except me...If you postpone the committement, be sure that I will postpone my vote too same to u...welcome to politics section...The land of warriors no retreat no surrender just make sure you have your helmet & bulletproof while coming to this section

Whynotthetruth:
For her to earn my vote; Get her to sign an undertaking of none defection to another guy after she wins or even loses and total committement to my ruler ship and government