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Romance › Re: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by Twaci(f): 9:26pm On Apr 06, 2015

kinibigdeal:
Alberto2k dey reserve except him go court of appeal...make una leave my twaci na

Help me tell them oh!

Romance › Re: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by Twaci(f): 9:22pm On Apr 06, 2015

HARDDON:
Nope I wasn't

Just extrapolating d past from d current ....

Still yet to make up my mind

Romance › Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(op): 9:19pm On Apr 06, 2015

ipleddge:
i thought u will choose me,i Would have slap you...toi made d right choice

Romance › Re: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by Twaci(f): 9:14pm On Apr 06, 2015

HARDDON:
now she swing sassy...... Btw, its Seun's remote not mine.

U had better pull out d present for us all b4 what happened in 1885 repeat itself here live

1885? You were there when I....?

Romance › Re: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by Twaci(f): 9:10pm On Apr 06, 2015

januzaj:
Twaci don suffer for here

Na Orijin101 cos am oh!

Romance › Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(op): 9:07pm On Apr 06, 2015

ipleddge:
so Whats ur choice ??

U will break ma heart someday, buh Iphone 60 wont

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Romance › Re: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by Twaci(f): 9:03pm On Apr 06, 2015

HARDDON:
Fast forward to the present .....please where iz d present cos I just came outa ya profile n .........

Your remote is not working grin

. The battery haff die tongue

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Romance › Re: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by Twaci(f): 9:01pm On Apr 06, 2015

stephenqueen:
Why your front elevation (boòbs) cum flat like that

It actually depends on the weed u are on. If its local, u see small elevation, but if its international...the truth is clear tongue

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Romance › Re: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by Twaci(f): 8:54pm On Apr 06, 2015

kishimi8:
You haven't really changed much. Still ugly and short. .. small

Romance › Re: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by Twaci(f): 8:53pm On Apr 06, 2015

Viciyus:
Shall make I no lie,

You still maintain that ugliness

Romance › Re: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by Twaci(f): 8:52pm On Apr 06, 2015

franciskaine:
don't mind him, you look good jare. Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

Thanks sweedy! kiss

Romance › Re: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by Twaci(f): 8:42pm On Apr 06, 2015

sacora:
if ur dp z anyfin 2 go by, u re still ur old self....nfin has changed....*no hard feelings*

*No hard feelings*

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Romance › Re: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by Twaci(f): 8:34pm On Apr 06, 2015

richommie:
fine lady
before I click like ...u qo do something for me

#YOLO

what?

Romance › Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(op): 8:27pm On Apr 06, 2015

ipleddge:
so wetin thé angel that visited you told you?

He told me to ask u out, if not I'll get Iphone 60...

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Romance › Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(op): 8:20pm On Apr 06, 2015

ipleddge:
twaci an angel called me now that ic i dont comment on this thread i fvck up

That's a nice angel grin

Romance › Re: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by Twaci(f): 8:06pm On Apr 06, 2015

richommie:
viewing her profile.

#YOLO

YIMU!

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Romance › Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(op): 7:59pm On Apr 06, 2015

vislabraye:
This one works best, "nice legs, what time do theynopen?"

WICKEDT!

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Romance › Re: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by Twaci(f): 7:42pm On Apr 06, 2015

Back in secondary school, I was an epitome of nerdiness! Always the girl with the knee-high socks, wind-screen glasses and tomboyish gait. Lotta guys then saw me as the ugly short girl in class. embarassed

Fastforward to the present....*shrugs* Well what can I say? grin

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Romance › Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(op): 7:03pm On Apr 06, 2015

diddydiva:
That lady wicked

Romance › Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(op): 6:56pm On Apr 06, 2015

So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too grin

. I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

grin

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Romance › Re: Emotional Rush by Twaci(f): 6:21pm On Apr 06, 2015

Nice one OP!

Av learnt a lot from this!

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Romance › Re: Characteristics Of Your 'Right Woman' by Twaci(op): 6:06pm On Apr 06, 2015

diddydiva:
I was here

Sweedim!

How's ur exams?

Romance › Re: No Guts No Glory (upload Ur Pretty Faces Without Makeup) by Twaci(f): 1:55pm On Apr 06, 2015

jacksparrow1207:
Yes. I need your acct detail plus the online banking details

Lemme consult Ifa first... grin

Romance › Re: No Guts No Glory (upload Ur Pretty Faces Without Makeup) by Twaci(f): 1:52pm On Apr 06, 2015

jacksparrow1207:
*dancing dorobucci* I know say this Easter n la for me. Jesus truly died for me
Twaci, where ath thou?

Present!

Do u need my account...sorry phone number?

Romance › Re: Characteristics Of Your 'Right Woman' by Twaci(op): 1:25pm On Apr 06, 2015

kinglekan:
1. Must be cool like Twaci

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Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS- 9ice Baby Mama Toni Payne Poses With Big Python by Twaci(f): 1:13pm On Apr 06, 2015

Romance › Characteristics Of Your 'Right Woman' by Twaci(op): 12:57pm On Apr 06, 2015*

A perfect woman does not exist, not now nor ever. But I believe that there are some characteristics that a guy looks for in a woman that will 'perfect' her in his eyes. These includes;

~Her cooking skills

~Her body shape (e.g Rokiatu grin

)

~Her beauty

~Her sexual prowess

~Her brains

~Her money

~Her character

~Her sense of fashion, etc

So tell me guys, what are the attributes u seek for in a woman?

NB: Pls don't tell me 'all of the above' because that will make her a 'perfect woman' (and there is nothing like that tongue

)

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Romance › Re: Suggest Romantic Places For A Date by Twaci(f): 8:16am On Apr 06, 2015

pasqal09:
Yes na, comes with little or no cost
And besides na that same instrument wey all of una carry

U think?

Romance › Re: What's Up With Some Guys And Under Age Girls?! by Twaci(f): 8:14am On Apr 06, 2015

Orijin101:
Alberto must have given him that AJ weed

alberto2k:
ehm ehm Me Ehm.. Noo!
Ask Orijin101, he's been giving errybody palmi(palm wine) since yesterday

Hehehe

See confessional statements!

Romance › Re: Suggest Romantic Places For A Date by Twaci(f): 8:09am On Apr 06, 2015

pasqal09:
Then we'll start toasting Ijebu ode and abakaliki girls na

Romance › Re: Suggest Romantic Places For A Date by Twaci(f): 8:03am On Apr 06, 2015

pasqal09:
Smh
Buhari should also build a prison for this kind of girls.

If u lock us away, u no go get girls to toast again.

Trust me.

Romance › Re: What's Up With Some Guys And Under Age Girls?! by Twaci(f): 7:58am On Apr 06, 2015

nairalife2013:
I ll be 33 nov 11. I got 3 gorgeous kids n a pretty wife...I got a few coins too! Now, considering the former of which am well eager to dole out in quick succession, am I talking to d right leedl gul?

U got all these and still wants a young girl? huh

Are u high? Did alberto2k or Orijin101 give u something?

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