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TheSonOfMark:


Very smart? Being dumb is the new smart? Males with low I.Qs really shouldn't be allowed access to the internet.

I agree with u honey. Totally!

Happy fools day!

alberto2k:
very boring
Should i lol or wah?

Wah

Hahahaha! Very smart!

Hahahahaha! Very funny! I'll try the dustbin trick on my mum, wonder how she will react?!

Orijin101:
C'mon! you berra don't tell me that!

If you don't rub it, who will ?

Dettol

Orijin101:
Thank God say you no give them ooo. . .

I will rather spend 99years in their prison than to allow you to give them the weed. .

Abeg, pass me the weed sef

stephenqueen, pass me the lighter

2dice, pass me the ororo

valmunich, bend down there make i relax my legs for your back

kingtom, oya start fanning me

twaci, ehm. ehm. . jez be rubbing my chest for me

Ba wahala!

That I can do

Orijin101:
Is it becoz of my teeth

forget, itz goldplated, sorry dirtplated

Nah! Aint the teeth, but the beard.

Just lose it

Orijin101:
twaci, i can see you peeping ooo

please, check me out, how do i look?

Fine boi!

Gotta think twice before kissing u tho

Ur loss sis

A lil fun to relieve the election tension. I like that.

*Dancing*

Happy happy birth-day,

Happy happy birth-day!

WARRIBLOOD:
Twaci I need your help please

Goodmorning . At your service

tosyne2much:
Busted !!!!!


Woooooow !!! Nice write-up Twaci

Thanks Ex

You should be asleep

Orijin101:
lolz. . . funny you

But why haven't your people announced the winner, they are the ones keeping me awake up till now

*in Dbanj's voice* You are on a lonnnnnnnng tin!

Glowstone:
OMG, this is so boring. just when am praying for Jonathan, madam you are telling me about woman ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

Lol! That's what am here for.

Orijin101:
twaci, I'm jez seeing you online since morning. . .

Sorry baby, av been counting votes @ INEC. They just sacked me for inconsistency

cutieberie1:
hehehehehehee.....lady twaci....i wont ansa u dis nyt o...waitin 4 d president

And as they no wan announce am?

babe, don't keep ur self all tensed up joor. Whoever meant to sit on the Seat, will. APC or PDP or BBM

Nneka123:
fine dearie, you?

Sweet. Where av u been?

cutieberie1:
lol....no comments

Fear fear

Nneka123:
Hmm

1.) only girls with big tummy do that, if you have a flat tummy, you got no wahala

2.) ok I do this, if only I just wanna be silly I don't ask for salt and bulb

3.)

4.)

5.) ok no!
6.) tah! Who does that

Hello Birthday girl!

How are u girl?

This election has gotten everyone's nerves all tuned up, so lemme lighten the atmosphere with these crazy things girls do to get a guy's attention.

Here we go:

1. Sucking in of tummy.
Girls, how many of you will say u have not done this? Even subconsciously? You are walking down the street with your friends and you see this very cute guy with his peeps and all of a sudden, u push your tummy in and push ur chest out.....and catwalk. Don't lie, we all do it.

2. Asking for stupid favours on a regular basis.
"Um, can u help me with your pen?" You have about three pens in your purse and might not even need it in the class, but just to get his attention, out of all your friends around u, you tap him gently and in the sweetest voice possible ask for his pen. Not just pen. You ask for salt, help with the light bulb, his book.....even broom sef!

3. Going against his opinions in a open conversation.
Even I am guilty of this . In an open conversation in class or group hangout, he says something and u immediately go against it vehemently. You wan form say you get your own opinions....in other words, independent and we all know guys love Independent women, don't we?

4. Hateful attitude.
He sits beside u and u frown your face. You pass him and his friends and say hi to them all except him. You create the illusion that u don't like him...while u wither all up inside when u hear his voice. (NLand girls do this a lot )

5. Phonetics.
U immediately switch to phonetics whenever he is around. U talk through your nose, forming oral english teacher just to create the impression that u are classy. Most times, it all turns up fake and funny as it would seem u are talking through your nose. "Puh-lease car-n yuh jas be ya-self?".

6. Bumping into him.
Classic move, never goes wrong. You see this cute yummy-looking guy walking your way, u 'accidentally' bump into him and fall. "Oh! Am sorry dear. Are u okay?". In the sweetest voice and brightest smile, "Yeah, thanks....". According to movies, that always leave a lasting impression. Guys does it?

That's all I have dearies. Lets hear yours

cutieberie1:
twaci-pweety n nyc
djeezy-cool
kulboy-amazin
iceberylin-bestie..

Aww thanks hon.

You are the sweetest

falconey:
falconey

And

Falconey!

Falconey?

*cocks gun* Oya tell me how u got 127 shares in less than 45 minutes

Cutieberie1 - e-sister
Diddydiva - e-rival and sister
Tosyne2much - supposed to be (an ex now )
Marieolae - love this girl
Djeezy - my e-brother (Vickybee n mirexxx )
Cherryice - I gatta admit, she's one sexy mama I know
Kannymoore -
Blackett - always grumpy
Alberto2k - dude is so cute
Orijin101 - always there to high me up whenever I need it
Ireneony - this girl is crazi!
FriedPlantain - dude made me laugh this morning

Still loading.....

Bros, your own has officially 'finished'.

I think Friedplantain knows the person that can help u (lord korikori)

alberto2k:
if those eyes fall out, i nah go help u pick am o

Happy sunday dear, hope u went to church 2day?

Nah, I heard today's Palm Sunday and thought it was a church holiday

Bottom line, I stayed at home

This weed is strong oh!

alberto2k:
a light skinned face and a dark skinned body, makes the person look like an agama lizard

ohhhhhh