₦airaland Forum

EroticAngelina:
ggrin and kingtom
farano and lalasticlala
rokiatu and airforce1
mrcork and twaci
iceberylin and irunobo
mirexxx and Cutehector
nneka and blackbelt

Rolls guy?!

Nah ahn! Not working

djeezy:
She was joking.......

mirexxx:
I know dear
just kidding

Vickybee:
Joking

Suddenly everyone's joking?

Very funny!

mirexxx:

ah! she edited my post oo
side babes would do anything to get a man!

Looooool! Am not anything oh!

Djeezy is my brother oh!

mirexxx:
gbam!
the love is getting there
my handsome prince



to the sides chickens out there
Mirexxx
vickybee
suicide is not an option ooo
u'll find a man of ur own

Hehehe! Now that's better dear.

U were saying?

djeezy:
it's okay. No offence taken. Howz ur day going?

Very fine, thanks

Have a nice day dearie

djeezy:
Happy Sunday too. Howz u?

Am fine. Didn't mean to put u in trouble dear. Just......well, I dunno

djeezy:
You will put me in trouble

Happi Sunday djeezy....

Tallesty1:
Arguments all day and night, no heart 2 heart discussion.

*exhales* Finally.

I see them going to court every first Tuesday of the month.

I no sabi this girl wella.

*Newspaper Headline*


A uniben student dies atop woman.


Tallesty and who sef?

But I no u wella!

mirexxx:
bae you mad?
djeezy and who??

Hello Mimi!

Erm, about djeezy....he didn't tell u and vickybee?

Lol, very funny

FriedPlantain:
which one be foreign banana again?
Just buy me Boli then, make i follow you chop your groundnut join am.

okies!

tosyne2much:
Any good reason why you will not accept me back ?

Girls 101, Chapter 20 Para 3 says and I quote, "Nothing on earth should make you eye, date, think about, hangout with, sing about....your girlfriend/sister/bestie's man. You are only allowed to despise him...."

See? My hands are tied honey

FriedPlantain:
Abeg if you see fresh banana, help my buy come.

Sure thing.

Foreign banana or Local banana?

tosyne2much:
Now I come with open arms, would you accept me back ?

Hehehehehe!

No.

chibwike:
Joking?....you dont like him or what.

Tosyne2much was taken from me by Diddydiva

But its all forgotten now

He is my e-sister's man, not mine

Blackett and Nneka123 sounds good too

JeffreyJamesz and Charijee

Djeezy and twaci

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*Lemme go get groundnut*

chibwike:
Blackett and missclassy

MizMyColi and friedplantain

Naijaboiy and vickybee

tosyne2much and Twaci

unibenstudent1 and ireneony

Hahahahahahaha! Nice joke u ve gat there dearie!

But where's d punchline?

You that just called me a fraudster!

Anywayz, happy buffday darl!

Where am I sending your gifts to?

Tallesty1:
Fraudsters




Let her be@Op, anger doesn't hurt.

Won't hurt for now.....till later at night.

OP think about it, Sugar or No sugar?

FriedPlantain:
ah ah , my scare tactics worked as usual, you failed the test.

You wanna join dem Keggites? Those low-life simpletons, all they do is drink palmwine all day and frolick all night.

Don't you wanna taste the power of Lord KoriKori??

Nah! I'd rather taste palmwine

Tosyne2much and Diddydiva

Cutieberie1 and Orijin101

Naijaboiy and Marieolae

Alberto2k and Pretydiva

Ipledge and Rokiatu

Ireneony and Seun

Am out

FriedPlantain:
Glad you liked them, thanks

We don't want feeble minded Sissies in our ranks, if powerful Lord KoriKori (goddess of flying witches) orders you to bring her the pubic hair of a female Lion and the last tooth brush used by Shekau, do you think you can deliver her request?

I'll pass.

I'd rather join em Keggites. Heard all u need is a keg of palmwine to join

We can be very troublesome

Get her flowers and Chocolate carefully laid around a diamond jewelry set......works like magic

But seriously, I think her anger may actually come from the way u responded to her request. Were u like, "Me? Pick ur friend?! Am I a cabbie....." Or more like, "Baby, I don't wanna leave ur side. Let ur friend take a taxi...."

alberto2k:
Coke and fanta bleaching
agama lizard bleaching

Which one come be Agama Lizard bleaching Al?

Am here to watch and laugh

FriedPlantain:
you nko? ,

Well I would have, if not because I am a strong ogboni priest and today is our initiation day for new members

Hehehehe Baba!

I went through ur "Five funniest jokes...." Laughed like hell.

As to why am not in church, check ur new members list very well, you will see my name

Good morning people!

Why on God's green earth are ya'll not in church this morning?

vanen2:
I'd rather have the subject 'how a lady can make herself rich'

Seconded!

I don't need a rich guy just a caring one

kinglekan:
An twaci thnks. Hp u had a grt day shaaa

Yeah, I did.

Thanks bae

Orijin101:
Lemme share mine;

*alberto2k - My partner in crime

*stephenqueen - My fellow E-weeder

*tosyne2much - Good boy turn bad

*ipledge - the same thing he said about me on his list

*thesonofmark - my English teacher, always hold a dico when having a convo with him

*missclasssy - this babe never knew i like her, i love insulting her so that she can drop new grammars for me

*ronald4lif - respect

*sinaj - my one and only E-wife

*mhizizzy - my E-concubine

*twaci - i jez love that babe for no reason

*2dice - my niqqa

*kingtom - my E-doctor

*lordhugo - CEO of Nairalanders Association Of Weed Smokers (NAOWS)

*falconey - coz of his shares

etc. . .

I for give u Orijin but e no go make sense. Manage this one

elantraceey:
I pledge are you sure you mentioned the right reason?


Thanks anyway.


my favourites are much but i'll just name few.


Inza- because he's a terrible friend

Agapecharis- you should know the reason

Twaci- i just love her gentle spirit

Naijaboiy- i leave the reason for another day.

Emusmith- Because of his wahala.

specialist900- my special padi

mzgrazie- she's full of grace

brymo- there's something about this lady

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Thanks dear